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1.qq space message board funny sentence 1. Relax, I'm not a good person ... 2. Chop the wire with a kitchen knife, and there are sparks and lightning all the way.

3. I have been suffering from insomnia recently, and I wake up every 16 hours. Everyone says I am ugly, but in fact I am beautiful.

I never bully the weak ~ ~ ~ I didn't know he was weaker than me before bullying him. A gentleman is just a patient wolf. 7. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me? ! 8. Why not find a quiet place and count the brain cells by yourself? 9. I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

10. Life is only three days, and people who live in yesterday are confused; Those who live in tomorrow wait; People who live in the present are the most practical. 1 1. The road to success is always under construction.

12. I really want to make money into my hobby. 13. The boy I once loved had the most handsome back in the world.

14. A woman without talent is a virtue. I must be too evil. 15. The sign of immature men is that they can make heroic sacrifices for their ideals, and the sign of mature men is that they can live humbly for their ideals.

16. There are always a few mistakes in the long road of life. 17. I want the whole world to know that I am low-key.

18. I accidentally want to grow old with you. 19. It's brave to face his face without makeup.

20. Wear cheap goods and Wenzhou shoes, and the whole body adds up to no more than 200 yuan. Only the bag in hand can be regarded as a high-grade leather bag, because its English name is "Gaojipibao". 2 1. There is love besides teeth.

22. Don't say love to others easily, don't stubbornly open other people's hearts, just make a joke and leave. Most people want to change the world, but few people want to change themselves.

2. You are handsome, you are handsome, you are the most handsome in the world, with a nest of cabbage on your head and a sack of kelp on your waist. You think you are Dong Fangbubai, but in fact you are a second-generation fool.

When laughing, the wolf hangs himself, when barking, the chicken flies and the dog jumps, and when it stops, the smell is pervasive. Lice is a disaster when you sweat. Uglier than a ghost when you're not dressed. As soon as you dress up, the ghost becomes paralyzed.

I have a request: invite me to dinner. I hope you can satisfy me. Otherwise, I'll write your mobile phone number on the wall and add two words in front of it: apply for a certificate. Invite me to have a good meal, or write: marriage, male or female, unlimited conditions.

4. Love is empty, and I wander in the street; People are empty of money, and a single evil cause is troublesome; Things are different, business is empty, and it is crazy to think about it; Life is not easy without money to charge your mobile phone-everything is empty in short.

In a military performance, a shell deviated far away. The soldiers sent to inspect found that the shells landed in the farmland, and you stood in the field, dressed in rags, with dark skin and tears in your eyes, saying, is it worth shelling to steal a cabbage?

Six days is blue, the sea is deep, and nothing a person says is true; Love is eternal, blood is bright red, and it is impossible for a man not to fight; When a man has money, he is destined for everyone. If a person can rely on it, pigs can climb trees.

One day, Cao Cao went to visit Jiang Gan. He held Jiang Gan's hand and said enthusiastically, Fuck, how is your mother? Jiang Gan fainted, and it took him a while to wake up. He grabbed Cao Cao's collar excitedly and said, Fuck, how is your family? Cao Cao immediately vomited blood and died.

8. In the middle of the night, there is no light in the toilet. You go to relieve yourself, fall into the toilet, fight with maggots, fight with shit, and no one saves you. You die heroically, live great and die silently. In memory of you, the toilet is equipped with lights.

9. The fool stole the beggar's wallet and the blind man saw it. The mute gave a loud roar, which startled the deaf. Camels come forward and lame people fly. Asako said, look at my face. The madman said that people should be rational.

10 .. I like Teresa Teng, dead; I like Barbara Yung and committed suicide; I like Anita Mui, dead; I like Ka Kui Wong, I fell dead; I like Leslie Cheung, jumping off a building; I like you. It's up to you.

3. Funny sentences that make girls happy ★☆ Summarize the latest 22 hilarious jokes ★☆ Have fun after reading them! ! ! 1. In high school, after class was over, all the students went outside to buy lunch boxes.

A girl took a shortcut before others, and the manhole cover in front of her fell off! After a while, she climbed up with the edge of the well. She was embarrassed. A group of junior high school students walked by in horror. She was in a hurry and said as she climbed, hey! It's really difficult to repair ... ★☆ 2. When I was in middle school, I was bitten by mosquitoes in summer, and it was uncomfortable to itch in class, but I couldn't reach in and scratch, I could bear it! It's killing me After class, I stole a box of cool oil from my deskmate (girl) and ran to the toilet. I regretted it after putting it on-DD stood up and said nothing! I can't stop without clothes in summer, so I have to bend down and move back to the classroom, sit down and lean on the desk and dare not move. Cool oil smells so bad that my deskmate snapped, You stole my cool oil? Where did you wipe it? ! I wish I was dead! I just opened the coke and drank it twice, then shook it and blew it out.

Hold it in your mouth, stick it, and finally spray it out of your nose. ★☆ 3. One day, I got on the bus with a good friend, and the front was full, so I ran to the back, and there were just two seats. There are two middle school students sitting in the front row.

After one stop, a woman in her twenties led a 7-or 8-year-old boy on the bus. (I later learned that this is her child. () There were no seats, so I stood next to those two middle school students.

Before long, the child began to make trouble and said that his leg hurt. The middle school student stood up and offered his seat to the child.

The young woman said: Let the child do it on your knee. Middle school students agreed.

The child sat on the knee of the middle school student. After a few more stops, a girl came over.

It's the kind that is extremely beautiful and extremely sexy. A low-cut skirt.

When the bus was running, the child suddenly shouted at his mother, "Mom, my brother's little boy is moving!" " Just like dad's. "Wandering around! Hehe, there was a commotion in the car.

That middle school student is very ashamed. Pull the classmate, and then shout to the driver: "ring the doorbell!" ! "(He wants to open the door, hehe) Then, he got off.

★☆ 4. When I was in high school, I woke up at home at noon and ate two oranges. After eating the yellow on my finger, I went straight to school without washing my hands. When I was with my classmates in the afternoon, one of them said, "Why are you so disgusting? You wipe your fingers with shit! " "I said," it's not shit, it's eating oranges at noon. " Then I shook my finger.

Two days later, it will be miserable. The whole school knows that there is a classmate in our school who wipes his ass with his fingers after taking a shit, and has been nagging his fingers since he did it, saying that it smells like oranges. One day, he was walking in the street with a beautiful woman and good friend. Suddenly, a vendor who bought porn came to my good friend and said, hey, sister, come and have a look. There is a new movie. My friend is very angry. What happened? Do I know you? I'm in a hurry to eat in a restaurant, the waiter said enthusiastically; There is no bathroom in our hotel. You can go to the toilet opposite. We have an agreement with them. When you get there, you can say that you are eating! ★☆ 7. One day, a female friend of mine came to me and said, "I am depressed, I am bleeding."

"Blood collapse?" I asked. "The amount of menstruation is so large!" Answer.

Oh, as a man, of course I don't know what a bloody collapse is. There are two flowers, one for each table.

A few days later, my boss who hadn't given me a raise for several years suddenly gave me a raise. I sat in my office, smiling with a paycheck, and said, "I feel that I haven't had my period for several months, and today I suddenly have a bloody collapse."

When I looked up, the whole office was staring at me.

★☆ 8. In the third year of high school, in the chemistry class, the teacher talked about organic chemistry polymers or something.

Suddenly the teacher gave an example and drew a "phthalein bond" on the blackboard, telling everyone that this is a "eunuch". Let's give him a "methyl" and laugh. ★☆ 9. University, I study computer.

During the internship on the computer, when the teacher dozed off, all beings were crazy about CS. Our captain couldn't hold back his excitement and quickly established a local area network. Classic dust2, the captain shouted: I am cheap (made), I am cheap (made), don't rob me. ——! Don't worry, my captain, we won't fight you.

★☆ 10. The university handed in a BF, and I haven't been to his dormitory for a long time. One day, I went to his dormitory to find him, and I was very anxious. I opened the door and found him in the whole dormitory. Because they didn't know each other very well, I was a little nervous and asked him where he was going.

I don't know why, but I blurted out, "Where's my man? ! "The whole dormitory was silent 10 seconds, and I rushed out of the door. ★☆ 1 1. What a pity! During the May Day holiday this year, my mother and I went to the shopping mall for a long time.

Later I went to a counter selling sports shoes, and my mother asked me to try on a pair of shoes. I was exhausted at that time, and even I felt that my mind was not very clear. ~ ~ ~ Maybe I tried on too many pants before. I began to untie my belt without saying a word, and then naturally I had to pull the pants door. Oh, my God, my mother called. Hey, what are you doing? ! I just recovered! The shoe seller looked at me, stupefied.

I really ... hey! Face as hot as a roast pig! What a pity! ★☆ 12. 13 years old, I came to work for the first time (menstruation) and wanted my mother to buy me sanitary napkins, but ... I felt embarrassed to tell my mother. Finally, I called my mother for a long time and finally got up the courage to say to my mother: Mom, I'm pregnant (actually, I was going to say, "Mom, I'm here to work." Huh? My face turned red as soon as I brushed it. Uh ... I'm so depressed ★☆ 13. When I was in high school, my friends and I had lunch near the school. He ordered a bowl of lasagna and another friend was drinking coke. Then I wonder who told a joke. The coke drinker laughed so hard that coke dripped from his nose. Friends laugh at others' embarrassment, but Zhang Kuan's face comes out of his nostrils! After graduating from college, I can't help laughing every time I see him ★☆ 14. Once I was shopping outside the store outside the station, a man suddenly rushed over and asked my comrade to bring me a bag.

4.qq space message board funny sentences 1. Relax, I'm not a good person ... 2. Chop the wire with a kitchen knife, and there are sparks and lightning all the way.

3. I have been suffering from insomnia recently, and I wake up every 16 hours. Everyone says I am ugly, but in fact I am beautiful.

I never bully the weak ~ ~ ~ I didn't know he was weaker than me before bullying him. A gentleman is just a patient wolf. 7. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me? ! 8. Why not find a quiet place and count the brain cells by yourself? 9. I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

10. Life is only three days, and people who live in yesterday are confused; Those who live in tomorrow wait; People who live in the present are the most practical. 1 1. The road to success is always under construction.

12. I really want to make money into my hobby. 13. The boy I once loved had the most handsome back in the world.

14. A woman without talent is a virtue. I must be too evil. 15. The sign of immature men is that they can make heroic sacrifices for their ideals, and the sign of mature men is that they can live humbly for their ideals.

16. There are always a few mistakes in the long road of life. 17. I want the whole world to know that I am low-key.

18. I accidentally want to grow old with you. 19. It's brave to face his face without makeup.

20. Wear cheap goods and Wenzhou shoes, and the whole body adds up to no more than 200 yuan. Only the bag in hand can be regarded as a high-grade leather bag, because its English name is "Gaojipibao". 2 1. There is love besides teeth.

22. Don't say love to others easily, don't stubbornly open other people's hearts, just make a joke and leave. Most people want to change the world, but few people want to change themselves.