Easy moments, humorous jokes, short and pithy.

Easy moments, humorous jokes, short and pithy.

Easy and humorous jokes are short, and jokes are generally short, but funny jokes can generally make everyone laugh for a long time and relax. If you are a boy who is good at telling jokes in the office, then you must be very popular. Here are some suggestions for simple humorous jokes. Please come and see them.

Brief introduction of humorous jokes in relaxed moments 1 (1) jokes 1: I found a mouse pad on the road and wanted to match a computer.

A friend said: If you have a computer, you have to buy a set of furniture. If you have furniture, you have to buy a house. If you have a house, you have to have a girlfriend. You have to get married if you have a girlfriend. After marriage, I want to have children. If you have children, you have to buy milk powder and raise your children to grow up. When your child grows up, I may pick up a mouse pad, which is even more lacking. I quickly threw away that terrible mouse pad. . .

(2) Joke 2: A couple rode a bicycle to the street, and the wife left her husband behind. The wife sneered, "Your health is getting worse and worse. I remember you never let me leave before you got married. " "It's not a physical problem," the husband said flatly. "The problem is that I am too lazy to chase now."

(3) Joke 3: Xiaoming accompanied his mother to go fishing by the lake. After returning home, Xiao Ming quickly wrote a diary: "Today, my mother and I went fishing by the lake. We caught a big fish weighing two pounds. We are so happy. "

Mother thought his writing was too simple and said angrily, "Write more!" " Xiao Ming bowed his head and thought about it, and changed his diary to: Today, my mother and I went fishing by the lake and caught a big fish weighing 5 kg. "

(4) Joke 4: On the campus BBS, I saw a MM posting that she had cheated on her boyfriend and had an abortion. What should I do? I answered, called him and told him that I would forgive you if I loved you. /kloc-less than 0/minute, my girlfriend called. Answer or not answer?

(5) Joke 5: A lovelorn wolf walked down the street in frustration, went to a house and heard a child crying. Then his mother said, if you cry again, I will throw you out to feed the wolf. As a result, the child was not thrown out all night. At dawn, the wolf said, "liar, women are liars!" " "

(6) Joke 6: Q: A rabbit races with a fast tortoise. Guess who won? A: Rabbit ~ ~ Q: Wrong ~! It's a turtle! As I said before, it's a fast turtle, which runs fast ~ ~

Q: The rabbit doesn't want to compete with a turtle wearing sunglasses. Who will win this time? A: Mm-hmm. Rabbit. Q: Wrong ~ ~! That turtle took off her sunglasses, yeah! It's that fast turtle again ~ ~

Brief introduction of humorous jokes in relaxed moments II. Once, wait for me in a nice room. When I went out to look for Miss Doby, I whispered outside the door: 306, the lady you are looking for is coming, open the door! Unexpectedly, the door next door opened, and a man came out and said to me, come to my side when you are finished!

2. In the evening, my husband is ready for bed. As soon as he went to bed, he shouted, Wife, my son wet the bed last night and asked you to take the quilt out to dry in the morning. Wife: Yes, I did ... Husband: It's strange that the weather is so good today that the quilt is still wet. Where is the sun? Wife: Oh, I put it in my circle of friends!

On the subway, a man felt that the girl opposite looked familiar and kept staring at him. Tired of watching, the girl asked, "What are you looking at?"

The boy said, "I think you look familiar, just like my old girlfriend."

The girl said angrily, "I'm your ex-girlfriend." The boy is very stupid.

4. Colleagues add a sister WeChat, and the sister asks: Who are you?

He: a passer-by

Then the sister said: Then you can go.

Then I hacked him.

The couple had a quarrel, and when they got home, their wife was livid. The husband went to tease the cat. The wife roared, "What are you doing with that pig?" The husband said in surprise, "This is a cat, not a pig." The wife took it again: "I'm talking to the cat." What do you want to say? "

6. Girl: Today is my birthday. What romantic gift are you going to give me? Boy: I want everyone in the opposite building to turn on the lights for you, and all the cars will whistle for you? Girl: liar! How can you be so capable? Boy, I don't know where I pulled out a kick and lit it on the side of the road.

Only two loud noises were heard, and all the lights in the opposite building came on. The whole building is brightly lit, and the alarms of the cars parked downstairs come and go. As a result, the girl laughed wildly.

7. Son: Dad, I have the cheek to ask for a monthly payment again. His father: I'll give it tomorrow, but I still hope to accept it. Son: Father's words are very heavy. Kneel and thank Huang En. His father: There is no need to be kind. Son: Father is busy with state affairs and family affairs. I wonder if mom is in good health.

His father: I'm busy with worldly affairs. I have to sort it out. It's peaceful inside and outside the Forbidden City! My son is in the hometown of Confucianism, don't worry! Son: I obey orders. Long live my emperor.

8. Passing by a shop, I saw a sign on the door: "It's your fault not to come the first time, and it's our fault not to come the second time".

After thinking about it, I think the things in his shop were really good when I came last time, both in appearance and quality.

So I stole it from his shop again at night.

Easy humor joke short 3 1, you can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it; One person can do it, but two people can't. What is this for? Answer: dreaming

2. Which month has 28 days? A: There are 28 days in a month.

Why don't you knock the eggs with a hammer? Answer: Of course the hammer won't break.

5. 199 Two people went to Lu Jian and slept in a tent at night. Soon one of them woke up and woke up the other. Please look at the stars in the sky. what do you think? A: The tent was stolen.

6. Who lives by luck? -Gas cylinder porter

7. A Japanese man came to China to see a dentist and got into a fight because the dentist said "pull out a tooth".

8. In the zoo, the tiger turned the lion green. It turns out that the tiger has a green teacher qualification certificate.

9. The mushroom was walking on the road and was hit by an orange. Mushroom is furious: "You have no eyes, go to hell." Then the orange died. Why? You want me to die, you have to die.