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Please put the ladder horizontally when it is not in use.

LUQIU LUWEI: Please put the ladder sideways when not in use.

20 12.06. 15 48 Du Nan weekly 20 12 No.22 0 recommendation [2]

I saw many people laughing at the essay topic of Anhui College Entrance Examination "Please put the ladder sideways when not in use". If I am a candidate, I will think this topic is too easy to write, and I will like it very much, because many things have happened recently, which can be used as an extension of this composition.

When the college entrance examination began, the network naturally began to pay attention to the composition questions of the college entrance examination everywhere. I saw many people laughing at the topic "Please put the ladder sideways when not in use" in Anhui. At first glance, I naturally feel that such questions are a bit meaningless, but because I have been worried about the internet, I remind myself not to draw conclusions until I see the complete content. The next day, I read the newspaper on the plane and saw the full text. It turned out that there was a very detailed description at the scene: the workers saw the old ladder lying there, fearing that it would hurt people if it fell, so they put up a "Pay attention to safety" sign. As a result, an outsider saw it and suggested posting what everyone saw in this title.

If I am a candidate, I will think this topic is too easy to write, and I will like it very much, because many things have happened recently, which can be used as an extension of this composition. For me, this scene illustrates a problem: how to become more professional. The sentence "pay attention to safety" is naturally well-intentioned, but it can't reduce the probability of the ladder falling down. At most, when others pass by, go farther.

"Please put the ladder horizontally when not in use" has changed from an empty concept to a concrete practice, just like some of our toilets will be labeled "Please keep clean". For different people, the understanding of hygiene is very different, and their habits are different. At this time, if specific instructions are posted, such as "Please throw the waste paper into the dustbin" and "Please flush the toilet", then just like a fallen ladder, the probability of injury will be greatly reduced.

Many times, when we advocate an idea, there are always no supporting rules. For example, safe driving can be seen everywhere. Slogans of safe driving will be posted on expressways and beside toll stations, but few people consider how to achieve safe driving. As for the standard of safe driving, what are the specific details?

When I met a bus driver in Hangzhou, when talking about his feelings about the Wu Bin incident, he said that he would be stricter with himself from now on, and he would check the vehicles in advance before leaving, which was very practical and simple. If we can't find out the crux of the problem from this incident and improve it, it will be difficult to comfort Wu Bin's soul. If all drivers on the road can be professional, ensure that the vehicles have no safety hazards, no speeding, no fatigue, no traffic rules, no overload, and so on, then there will be no iron falling from the sky, causing a tragedy that no one wants to see.

A few days ago, a young intern nurse was criticized by netizens for posting photos teasing newborn babies online. I used teasing because I didn't feel any malice after reading her previous message from Weibo. I can only say that she is ignorant, or in other words, unprofessional. Obviously, she didn't realize that her behavior might hurt the cervical vertebra of the newborn baby, and she didn't realize that it was unethical to treat the objects she cared for, including taking pictures, during working hours.

Many comments have risen to the moral level of being a human being, and even regard her as a typical example of further undermining the relationship between doctors and patients. But for me, I don't care what kind of person this nurse is. I am more concerned about whether she has received enough professional vocational training, including professional skills, such as how to treat newborns correctly. If she didn't learn these things when she was educated at school, it is meaningless to criticize her as a person.

Hang the sign "Pay attention to safety". If the ladder falls down, maybe the workers will say, "It's a pity that we reminded everyone that we don't want to see this happen." But from a more professional point of view, a detailed rule can minimize the probability of accidents. And if it becomes a rigid operation regulation, if someone fails to implement it, it can be used to investigate the responsibility and avoid the next accident.

I like this composition topic because I think it is not empty, it is true, and it is a topic that can be slowly told from my own life experience. Of course, I don't know whether my thinking angle meets the final answer or the examiner's requirements, maybe it's just my wishful thinking.

In fact, I don't know how many people will cut in from this angle, because I have seen some experts in education say that this topic should start with their own life planning. In my opinion, such experts are all like the workers who are labeled as "pay attention to safety". I really hope more students will think of "please put the ladder horizontally when not in use", even though they are all taught by those experts.