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What is the Buddha's "four arguments and eight tones"

Master Xuan Hua-Buddha has four arguments and eight tones.

Buddha has four arguments and eight tones. What is the four debates? There are four clear debates:

The meaning of (1) does not hinder the debate. Righteousness is meaning, for example, it was meaningless, but when the Buddha said it, he said this meaning and meaning endlessly.

(2) The law does not hinder the debate. Originally it was a kind of law, but Buddha gave birth to infinite law in a kind of law; From the law of infinity to a law. Therefore, "a book is divided into thousands of differences, and all the differences still belong to one book", with 10,000 kinds, and 10,000 kinds of methods become one. This is called "one is infinite, and infinity is one".

(3) Speech does not hinder debate. Words are words. Some people say one thing in a few words, but the Buddha can gush and flow like sea water.

(4) Talking happily is not an obstacle to debate. Joy means that he is glad to preach the scriptures and enlighten all beings. Speaking of Buddhism, he is the happiest.

What about the eight tones? The Buddha has an eight-tone saying:

(1) excellent sound, also known as the best sound. Buddha's voice, the more you listen to it, the more joyful it is, unlike someone who talks like a seesaw. The Buddha's voice is loud and clear.

(2) Soft voice. Buddha's voice sounds as soft as water. The more you listen, the better it sounds, which is better than playing music.

(3) Appropriate sound. Right, right, right. It is this soft voice that people listen to, and there is nothing more willing to listen to it.

(4) statue of Yin Hui. Buddha's voice is very noble. Don't listen to him, just listen to that voice, and you already have unlimited intelligence.

(5) There is no negative sound. It seems that someone's voice is Yin's. Yin, like a woman talking, mostly comes from Jiao Jiao, and the voice of Buddha is not Yin.

(6) Don't mispronounce. Yes, even if you listen to his jokes, it is very correct. There is nothing like telling jokes with you.

(7) far-reaching voice. Listen to the Buddha's voice, I don't know how deep it is, and I don't know how far it can spread. The venerable Master Mulian used his magical power to go to the boundless Buddha country in the East, looking for the voice of the Buddha and seeing where the voice of the Buddha stopped. Looking for the boundless land, the Buddha's voice is as clear as the ear. He works miracles, and he can't find the stop of Buddhist sounds, which is of far-reaching significance.

(8) the sound is endless. It is this voice that will never break or end. You listen to the voice of the Buddha, one after another, and there is no time to rest.

The Buddha used these eight sounds. Some people listen to one or two tones, three or four, four or five. Sometimes, a person listens to one kind, and you listen deeply, while that person listens lightly. Different individuals have different roots and hear different things. So these eight sounds are called subtle sounds. Remember these eight sounds, and you should learn to speak them.