Copy some latest jokes. . If I smile, I will accept it.

1, the wife said: You bring yesterday's meal and heat it in the refrigerator. . .

I reacted for a few seconds and said with a smile: Take the heat in the refrigerator? Are you stupid?

The wife quickly corrected it and said with a smile: take the microwave oven to heat it up, microwave oven. . . .

So I laughed at her and put the rice in the refrigerator. . .

I have a Samoyed that I can pet every day. One day, I cleaned up the shit and said, honey, why is it so hard today?

The husband replied: What, you won't bite?

It didn't rain at home on weekends, and I was particularly hungry at noon. My wife and I don't want to go downstairs. The wife took out her mobile phone and said, send someone to eat.

I said, who should I send it to?

She said, well, there are many people chasing me. Pick an ugly one and be careful.

Suddenly, my phone rang. . .

My wife and I are playing mobile phone in bed. Suddenly, my wife said to me: Why don't we change the couple's online name together? My name is convex and backward, and yours is long and thick.

5. I dragged my husband to buy clothes. If he didn't go anyway, I advised, "I'll buy clothes for you, so you won't help me pick them out?"

Idiot said, "I dress others, but I don't dress myself." Why should I choose nice clothes for other men? "

6. Wife: The news said that a new batch of counterfeit banknotes with a face value of 100 yuan appeared.

Husband: What does it matter to me that a ticket with such a large face value is fake?

Me. . .