Henan opera jokes

1. Excerpt from Peking Opera "The Legend of the White Snake"? White Snake's aria "Wandering the Lake"

[Nanbangzi] drove away the colorful clouds in Emei Mountain.

There are such beautiful lakes and rivers in the world.

This pagoda is reflected in the waves,

There is a nice balcony next to Santan.

On the Su Causeway, the willows gently pull the boat, and the peaches and plums in the rustling wind seem to be afraid of the cold spring.

Xiaoqing: Sister, how beautiful the scenery in Jiangnan is. It's true that orioles are tongue-tied and Chun Yan flies high. Mrs. White Snake: Yes. Xiaoqing: Hey, broken bridge? Sister, since it's called broken bridge, why isn't this bridge broken? White Snake: Green Sister-)

Although it is called broken bridge, the bridge pavilion has been visited by tourists in twos and threes.

In the face of the beautiful lakes and mountains, frown, and don't waste this trip to Emei.

White Snake and Xiaoqing from Emei Mountain visited the West Lake and met Xu Xian. Mrs. White Snake fell in love with him because of his loyalty and got married. Fahai, the Zen master of Jinshan Temple, was bent on destruction and instigated Xu Xian to drink realgar wine on Duanyang Festival. Su Zhen showed his true colors and scared Xu Xian to death. Su Zhen ventured to Kunlun Mountain to steal Ganoderma lucidum Cao Xian and save Xu Xian. Fahai also tricked Xu Xian into placing him under house arrest in Jinshan Temple and persuaded him to become a monk. Su Shizhen and Xiaoqing flooded Jinshan with magic, and Xu Xian finally escaped from Jinshan Temple. After giving birth to a child, Su Zhen was caught by Fahai with a golden bowl and pressed under the Leifeng Tower.

The fresh Nanbangzi in Tour Around the Lake is like a spring breeze, and the beautiful scenery of Xizi Lake is charming, which reflects the joy that Bai Niangzi couldn't hide in the heart of Xianshan at the beginning of the year, and the budding spring that is warm and cold at first sight has quietly arrived in his heart.

2. The Henan Opera "Broken Bridge" starring Chang Xiangyu.

You can Baidu the lyrics.

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