What classic words did hebe say?

Category: Entertainment/Stars >> China Stars

Problem description:

Not funny, but those that make people feel mature or moved or shocked.

Analysis:

HEBE Happy Sunday Classic Quotations (March 27th, 2005)

(Question: Who is the most motorcycle among the three)

Compere: Why do you think she is the most motorcycle?

Selina: Actually, she ... is commonly known as a motorcycle, but for her, it may just be an expression of opinion.

Ella: Sometimes her motorcycle is very interesting. She's just trying to tease you.

Selena: It's her mouth. She has a sharp mouth. So no matter what she says, you will hit the nail on the head. So you'll like it. Because I heard her talk about other people's enjoyment (natural gossip character).

Host: Will she be afraid of her motorcycle?

Selena: No, she's still afraid of us.

ELLA: Because she (HEBE) loves her (SELINA) deeply.

HEBE: Because I like them very much, I am afraid of them. I am their maid. I love them.

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(JS's sister was hurt by the soles of her feet, but she didn't dare to scream. )

HEBE: I'll call you and I'll dub you. Ah ~ ~ Oh ~ ~ ~ (imitating a woman's * * * sound) hurts, ah ~ (killing a pig) has a painful feeling. Ouch ~ ~ ~ ~

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(Audience Question Time)

Moderator: Who do you love most, S.H.E?

Audience: HEBE .....

Ella: OK, you can go down. Take the next one! ! !

Moderator (facing HEBE): He said he loved you the most.

HEBE (pointing to him): You will be very promising in the future.

SELINA: there is development! !

Moderator: Then what questions do you have to ask HEBE?

Audience: HEBE and the big scandal. (The audience is in uproar)

SELINA: Direct, I admire you! !

Moderator: Really (referring to HEBE's scandal)

HEBE: Fake.

Compere: Then solemnly tell us about Xu Jiawei, what is your relationship with Omu! !

Yes (losing virginity)

Selena: You lost your virginity. You walk too fast. You all lost your virginity! ! !

HEBE: He is a teacher and I am a student.

May 2004 Fruit Daily

Question: If she is allowed to shoot an advertisement with Faye Wong, are you willing to play a passerby for free?

Hebe: No! I was so nervous at the sight of Faye Wong that I peed on the spot.

Unless the manufacturer finds an idol to play the urinary incontinence passerby, I will be nervous to death. .......................................................................................................................................................

200 1 year, I guess I really can't go-* * *

Brother Xian: ... Speaking of * *, everyone is worried ...

Very worried ...

Selena: We all do this when we go to the bathroom. ...

Brother Xian: Ah! You all cover your faces and don't cover important parts. !

Everyone in that place looks the same. ...

May 2004

Selina has needles and eyes, Hebe. Ella attended the endorsement event.

Hebe: She always peeks at others taking a bath, but she wants to see who is taking a bath, of course, looking at herself in the mirror …

Ella: Seeing something dirty. ...

See the dirt in the mirror ...

(Ah, ha, ha, ha, two bitches)

In May 2002, I thought I really couldn't leave this unit.

A girl with long toes

Aya: ... actually, it's easy to bully her. Grab her nails and dump her. ...

Ella: Yes, that's it, and then the meat burst open and blood gushed out! Then sprinkle salt. ...

Crossroads in 2003

Among the people who bind the grass

Hebe: Do you want to stab a man or a woman?

Kangkang: What's the difference?

Hebe: Of course, men want Dozza's!

visit

Hebe: ... Have you ever seen monkeys mating on TV? It's so intense that it feels like the trunk is going to break . . .

An online chat room in 2004

Selina…… ... ... maybe open a kindergarten or something in the future. ...

Ella: Now fans are having children. ...

Host: How many kilograms Host: Hebe now?

Hebe: ×× kg ...

(? People's eyes are on Selina… ...)

Selina (eyes dodging): I don't know, I haven't measured it for a long time. ...

(Ella holds the flash ...)

Selina: I graduated on June 1 1 ...

Ella: We want to participate. We will go. ...

Selena: Don't steal my thunder …

Hebe: I will fly there that day. ...

Magazine interview

If there is magic, what do you want to change the other two?

Hebe: I hope Ella will recover soon! Where's Selena ... She's not sick! I like her now. Why change it?

Selina: I hope Hebe can grow taller! So the three of us can be the same height.

(Ah ... Selina's "scream" comes from the receiver)

I was beaten by my wife.

I didn't say what I was going to turn you into ... you'll make me taller! Hebe's * * * came from afar. He asked me and I told him.

(Selina naively responds to Hebe)

It's okay. I'll cover the receiver She can't hear our conversation.

As for Ella ... I hope she will recover soon.

Champion of variety show in 2004

You will die without me, but I will die with you! !

In 2003, I went to TVBSG Entertainment News to promote the soundtrack of Love of Roses.

Hebe: Well, she (referring to two pieces of meat on Selina's face), she was lying in bed laughing to the ceiling. ...

Moderator: If the group disbands or flies solo, who is most likely to be eliminated by the entertainment circle?

Hebe: It should be me, because I will be seen by wealthy businessmen and I will quit the show business. ...

2003 rose love trial

Hebe: ratings are an adult's business. ...

Ella: Yes! Our children don't have to worry. ...

TVBSG Entertainment News Guest June 2003 5438+ 10

Hebe: ... they say that Faye Wong can see each other occasionally, but Maggie Cheung rarely sees each other. ...

Qian Jia: Yes! !

But I think sometimes I can see it in the mirror of Maggie Cheung. ...

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Host: Which of the following three do you like: Kunda Milk Toro ... ...

Hebe: Do I have to choose?

Moderator: Uh ...

Hebe: I really can't choose ... I have to choose, right?

I won't choose! See what happens to you. ...

In 2003, at the intersection of eating words-when-Hebe ate Wowotou,

Hebe: ... too big ... I'm a jade girl! I forgot!

Magazine interview

Q: Where will it be in five years?

Selena: Married, right? A wedding is planned in France.

Ella: Help Selena get ready.

What about me?

Ella: Be the groom.

(Laughing into a ball)

Hebe: I'm not suitable for filming because the movie tapes are expensive and the acting skills are terrible. I won't stop ng, and I don't want the company to go bankrupt because of me.

Selina comforted Ella when she was lovelorn.

Selina: God created this world in anger because he was abandoned by his girlfriend.

Boundary.

Phase 1 yokoSo japan

Selena. Hebe appeared in a Japanese costume.

Hebe is a Japanese warrior and Selina is an ancient woman.

Hebe: If any man looks at you again, I'll stab him! * & amp^($#$%##

Selina: ... Anna replied ... I can't help it ...

Ouch ... True colors, there's nothing to do here. ...

Hebe: ... Don't ask so many questions. Do women know? Why are there so many things? ! Ah!

Selina: Then I'll "miss" it. You can host this program yourself. ...

Hebe: Huh? ! Have a rebellious heart! There can't be! Selena: No. ...

Hebe: I'll kill myself by caesarean section and stop raising you! !

Selena: Well, you killed yourself by caesarean section. ...

Hengdian Japan Noodle Museum

Selina: Wife! Don't help me! (The knife itself is inserted ...) Wife ...

Hebe: Wife! You hang in there! You must hold on! !

Selena: I'm dying. ...

What do you want to say, the last sentence? ...

Selena: I want to say ...

Hebe: What!

Selena: The knife ... the knife ... is fake. ...

Hebe: ***！ ! The ratings of this paragraph should have dropped to a very low level. . .

Tokyo ski resort, Japan

In the snowman ...

Hebe: If it's a woman, she should have a chest. ...

Selina: Its cup is too small. I think there should be a C cup.

The first place in MTV in 2003

Hebe: I want to be a giant, so even the A cup is bigger than the ordinary D cup! "……

Herb's description of S.H.E

It seems that we were born as a ball or a thing, and then we were cut into three and a half when we were born. Then one day, three people suddenly met and formed a ball, which was complete and round, and the three people brought out the best in each other.

crossroads

Kangkang: "Have you ever drunk bird's nest?"

Hebe: "This kind of thing is often drunk. It is used for gargling. "

Kangkang: ".............."

The record just happened to meet Ella's birthday.

Brother Xian asked Hebe to say hello to Ellalla.

Brother Xian said in Hebe's ear, "Hebe, dogs can't spit ivory this year. Speak better. "

Hebe pushed Brother Xian away and said, "Go away, you big head ghost."

Brother xian: "! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Anger "

Hebe: "I mean, Hebe is neither big nor small ..."

newspaper

Hebe: "Eating too much meat makes people sour."

In 2004, he participated in the computer exhibition, sold cameras for charity, and those who did good deeds were praised by Hebe:

If someone goes to heaven in the future, they will see this young lady. .

Happy Co., Ltd.-Zoo (when riding mini-horses)

Ella: I feel the existence of breasts for the first time ~ ~ ~

Do you want to have a try? You will find that you are actually very knowledgeable. .

Selina: I can't go, or I'll be blind ~ o ~ ~

Ella: Do you want to try? You will really feel ...

Hebe: I feel it myself! ………………

Hebe: I have a living F cup! !

I called Ella on her birthday in 2002.

Jiao: Did the other two players give you a birthday present?

Ella: Not yet, but they will. I told them I wanted DV. .

Hebe: delusion! ! Delusion! ! ! You are delusional! ! ! !

Selina: Hahahaha ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Yokoso Selina, Japan. Hebe went to the hot spring in a Japanese bathrobe.

Hebe: Look, there is a bow in the back. .

Selina: Yes, isn't it cute?

Hebe: I don't even want to take it off, but it will be cuter …

Selina:？ !

When Hebe. Ella was isolated in 2003, and Hebe was called out by Tao Zi for an interview:

Tao Zi: Hebe, what are you doing now?

Hebe: I'm plucking armpit hair ~ ~ ~ o ||||

In 2003, the radio program UFO snacks (Selina. Hebe live, Ella telephone connection)

Bao: Are you lying, sitting or standing now?

Ella: I'm half lying down now ... (in a lovely tone)

What is half lying down?

Bao: Just lying half-lying like a reclining Buddha, Maitreya Buddha.

Ella: Um ... no, no, just sit for a while, but lean back.

Hebe: You should bend down carefully and lie down. You can sit, stand or lie down if you like.

Don't break your whole waist. ...

Bao: I got up this morning to watch love songs (Hebe: Oh, I saw them the other day)

I saw you sing "SelinaHebe: Not yet" (Ella: hahaha).

I thought it was wonderful. All i really want to say is

If Ella were here right now,

She'll be eight degrees lower.

Bao: No one will look around your door, will they?

Ella: Sometimes. It's just that fans have been here before.

Open the door. I'm a little angry

Selena: Did you scold them?

Ella: I didn't scold them. I'm not scolding me. It's just a little loud (everyone laughs)

Clap your hands)

Ella, you know, I'm lonely now. I've been going to seal meetings a lot recently.

ah

I'm fascinated by you ... (Ella: What's this)

Because the fans ... are very (Selina: Just like what you used to do now.

Becoming Hebe is doing)

Now it's my turn to do it, you know?

Hebe: Ella, I looked at him in your way, and then I was indifferent to him.

say with a smile

You can't do this.

Selina: But you know, you will smile faintly, but if you miss my wife, she will smile faintly.

laugh

She doesn't laugh at all. She laughs a little smelly, you know?

(Ella: Hehe)

Really, you believe me. ...

Bao: Haha … but I feel it, because I have been to your house.

That is, I think the relationship between you is really enviable.

I saw a small note (SelinaHebe: Oh ~) posted at the door of Ellalla's room.

It was this Obasan who wrote SelinaHebe (right ... right).

It's just one of those refrigerators. Remember to eat anything inside.

I want to say that this is basically what mom does, you know (Selina: right Hebe: haha).

What's lunch in the fridge? Remember to take it out and heat it up. Don't starve.

Yes, you are taking care of her. ....

Hebe: But she is taking care of me, too. As before, if we go together, she will wake me up.

She doesn't even announce the bed now. I'm late all day. I always overslept and lie in bed.

I am so embarrassed (Selina laughs: that's right), and then when she wants to go back to Pingtung.

She also wrote a card saying that if she found that there was no gas or electricity at home,

Please go to the mailbox for profit. There must be some electricity bills unpaid, and some water bills unpaid (Selina:

Right)

Then he reminded me to pay the rent, and he confessed a lot.

It seems that I am mentally retarded (bag: you are, you should be)

Ella: And every time she comes home, she announces it early the next morning.

Then she likes to sit there and watch TV and clothes.

TV

Then I will be very angry, so I will arrest her and take all her clothes away.

Take her to the bathroom and stare at her like this (Selina: She's dirty.

Tian Hebei)

Selena: She's dirty, Field Herbie.

I will sleep in the bed, without makeup or taking a shower.

Ella: Yes, she always does. )

So what do you want to do when you get up in the morning? You like to be in a daze

Thinking about what to wear when getting up on time.

Who are you going to wear it for? Thinking about the road of life all day (Ella laughs).

You just want to sleep. ....

In 2003, Shanghai Asia Entertainment Company launched a superstar.

Hebe: Without Ella, our life would be chaotic ~ ~

Attended the Mid-Autumn Festival in 2003 and was interviewed by the media.

Reporter: The weather is bad this year. You may not see the moon. ...

Hebe: Open the album of superstars and look at the photos of S, and you will know. ...

Selina: hey ~ why are you doing this! ..... Is it covered? ! ……

Hebe: The media should take SELINA's face now. At that time,

You can broadcast this picture on a moonless Mid-Autumn night. Hurry up! !

In 2003, MTV knocked three times.

Hebe: ... because we collect many people's songs, every time we meet Jay Chou and Tao Jiji. ...

Selina: Ella, in particular, plays the most shameless role. ...

Hebe: And she hooked Tao Jiji's shoulder with a short melon of 162 cm. ...

And in old English, in Taojiji old English, we are afraid. ...

04-03- 14g TV. H.e. Special Program-Civic Practice Course

Ella: Friends are for life, and friends are for life.

But lovers may dislike you and may have feet on both sides.

Cheating is possible, but friends will help you.

But friends may be with your lover.

05-24 Silver New Information S.H.E flew to Wuhan to record the program.

A reporter on the superstar show designed S.H.E with a dog ... just to get close.

they

Wow, it's so cute ... Come on, let my sister hug me. Boy or girl, let me see.

wait a moment ...

0820

After playing the video of Hebe falling down.

Vj: We welcome her.

Selina: Hello, we are S.H.E I'm Selina.

Hebe: I am a ball, Hebe who keeps falling (laughs).

Ella: Hehe, I feel sorry for Hebe, Ella.