Drink jokes and slip smoothly

1. As long as the feelings are good, no matter how much you drink; As long as the feelings are deep, the fake is also serious; As long as there is affection, everything is wine.

2. How can I say love? Full of wine, glass after glass, never let go until I die!

3. If you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach; Fear of drunkenness, white water poured in; Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; Drunk, sleeping under the table; Pretend to be drunk and forget to tip.

4. Wine is a delicious food, and the more you drink, the younger you are; Wine is Yangtze River water, the more you drink, the more beautiful it is. Wine is dichlorvos. You are not drunk, and I am not drunk. Who will sleep on such a wide road?

5. The lover's tears are drunk drop by drop; Affectionate heart, a rub on the broken; There is no right or wrong between gratitude and resentment. Who can guess right? Whoever drinks this cup of love will be drunk.

6. Take a step with one cup and two cups, hold the wall with three cups and four cups, and hold the wall with five cups and six cups. If I don't leave, my sister will take me away after drinking a catty!

7. People can't travel in rivers and lakes without wine; People are floating in rivers and lakes, so you can't drink too much.

8. Drink today, get drunk today, don't live too tired; All the good things are over, and all the bad things are over. I just want to be in a better mood.

9. At the wine glass end, the policy is relaxed; Chopsticks can be lifted; Stop eating and drinking, or you can't do it; You are drunk, and so am I. Right or wrong.

10. Holding a bottle in one hand and a diploma in the other; There is a vase outside and a vinegar bottle at home; We should level the superiors and level the subordinates!

1 1. Eleven, you are the wine, I am the luminous cup; You are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you with me all my life, and I will never regret being drunk all my life!

12. Twelve, modern men: drink, one bottle and two bottles are not drunk. Dance, three steps and four steps. Play mahjong and stay up for five or six days. Do your job and doze off!