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Li Sansi's lines
Nangong Huang: ... that man! It looks strange. I've never seen it before ... well, this man's footwork can be seen to be practiced. Could it be him? ..... No, when I just bet with the smelly Taoist priest, there was no such person beside me ... No matter him, let's wait for the immortal to explore first.
Nangong Huang: This delicious wine must be aged for more than 50 years ... I didn't expect this person to bring good wine. Hehe, it didn't take much effort to get it done Very good! That's it! Hehe ~ ~
Nangong Huang: Dude! You dropped your money.
Teenager: Huh? thank you
Teenager: ... hey! "Forty Zhuang Quan", a rare antique! I don't know if it's true or not. If it's true, the master will like it, but it's not mine. ...
Teenager: Hey! What are you doing? !
Nangong Huang: No, nothing … Sorry, there was a centipede on your clothes just now …
Teenager: nonsense! What centipede? ! You obviously want to steal my hip flask, don't think I don't know, your technique is simply to teach fish to swim.
Nangong Huang: Oh? ! Know a fellow villager, ok! Let's compete! Walking in front of you, a cup of tea can't steal your last name.
Teenager: No! This hip flask is an antique of the Eastern Han Dynasty. It is priceless. I want to pay tribute to master. If it breaks down, can you afford it?
Nangong Huang: (I don't care what your hip flask is, I want wine ...) Well, how about stealing it for me?
Teenager: You want to blame me wrong? I'll give you the hip flask. What if you take it and run away
Nangong Huang: Hehe! This is not good, and that is not good. Don't talk big if you are afraid. The Great Immortal claimed to be "the strongest thief in Jiangnan" and never met his opponent in his life. I dare you to teach others to swim-
Teenager: What "Tiannan thief"? How can there be such a long font in Jianghu? You must have made it up yourself.
Nangong Huang: I said, you are no match for the real skill of empty-handed, so be it! Ben Daxian won't argue with people who only talk but don't do it. Farewell!
Teenager: Hum! Want to use provocation? I won't be fooled! But don't lose master's face, just compare! What's not to dare? Take it! Let you see who talks but doesn't practice!
Nangong Huang: OK, let's get started! I'm going for a walk first-
Teenager: Don't go too far. Blink of an eye ...
Nangong Huang: I said, don't talk big, just show your skill-
Teenager: Master! Stop that kid! !
CG Animation —— Think twice in Nangong
Nangong Huang: It's none of my business. You broke it yourself. ...
Teenager: Ah ... What can I do? what can I do? It is difficult to ask master for help in this matter, and even the gift is gone. With his master's character, he won't care about me. ...
Nangong Huang: Your skill is good, but you are too impatient. Don't cheat, wait slowly, you may not win. You didn't expect me to jump, did you?
Teenager: Alas ... I didn't want to cheat either. I just suddenly saw a man who looked like Master, so I improvised ... This hip flask was supposed to be filial to Master, so how could I go empty-handed, and it was hard to find anything to replace it for a while. ...
Nangong Huang: OK! I will pay you back with these ancient money. Just making friends! My name is Nangong Huang, a native of Shushan ... that ... a disciple of Shushan!
Teenager: My name is Li Sansi. I think twice before you act. I'm from Yuhang, and I'm going to Yuzhou to find my master.
Nangong Huang: Oh? ! Is there such a master in Yuzhou? Why don't I know?
Li Sansi: The master is very rich. You haven't used this method for a long time. Naturally, you don't know.
Nangong Huang: Rich as an enemy? Then I have to pay a visit.
Li Sansi: Hmm ... Master has lived in seclusion for many years and turned a blind eye to the cold world in the Jianghu ... Without his old man's permission, I dare not take anyone to visit, let alone ask Master to make a decision this time. I wonder if he can promise. ...
Nangong Huang: What's the difficulty? Do you want me to help you, brother? I am at the foot of shushan mountain, and I have some influence. Although it can't be said that it is raining, black and white are unfamiliar.
Li Sansi: It's not difficult, but ... it's a lifelong event for my younger brother, and it's safer for the elders to come forward.
Nangong Huang: Hehe ~ ~ No wonder you speak hesitatingly. That's why. Listen, man, you're young and smart. How could you be so stupid?
Li Sansi: What?
Nangong Huang: Don't you know? Women are the most troublesome thing. Once a man is entangled with a woman, it is like being bound by shackles and shackles, and he can't move any more. Why jump into a fire pit at a young age?
Li Sansi: If a brother doesn't have a sweetheart, he will naturally say so ... but I ... she ... alas. ...
Nangong Huang: Come on, come on, don't be like that again, or don't talk about women, even I'm going to faint. How about teaching me some skills? Your technique is very special. I've never seen it before.
Li Sansi: OK! It's still early, let's discuss it. This trick of mine is called "Flying Dragons Exploring Clouds", which is a stunt of my ancestors.
Nangong Huang: Yes, simple and direct. I'm going back to practice.
Li Sansi: Hmm! This is what Master taught me, and it is also a martial art of my ancestors. Your technique is good, too. It can dazzle people, surprise gift. Ok, I have to go, and I must get to Yuzhou before dark!
Nangong Huang: OK, the green hills will not change, and the green waters will flow forever. See you later! ..... Ha ha, I've wanted to say this to someone for a long time, and I have the opportunity to say it for the first time today.
Li Sansi: OK! see you again
Li Sansi: Hello!
Nangong Huang: What?
Li Sansi: Is this money true? If you give it to Master, you will be scolded. ...
Nangong Huang: How should I know? It is also handy. Can't you tell the truth?
Li Sansi: I only learned martial arts from Master, not this. ...
Nangong Huang: That's good. If it's fake, you can blame master. No wonder he didn't teach you.
Li Sansi: Is this ... OK?
Nangong Huang: Of course! Why not? Listen to me, yes! Let's go!
Li Sansi: Goodbye!
Nangong Huang: Great! I didn't expect to meet a guy ...
Nangong Huang: ... OK, where can I get the money? If I don't get any wine back, that drunkard won't spare me … I wish I had just asked you to lend me some money … No, no! It's a shame to borrow money when we first met. God won't close one door, but he will open another. I'll find another way. Nangong Huang: Li Ge! It is you! Haven't seen you for a long time. Did you find your master later? I don't think I missed the wedding bar.
Li Sansi: Meeting again after parting is a happy event. How can the Nangong brothers make fun of me when they open their mouths? Fortunately, Master was present this time, otherwise, as my father's innkeeper, I'm afraid it would be difficult to get the other parents to nod. After all, the methods of Wulin predecessors are different from those of ordinary people.
Nangong Huang: Oh? It turns out that my sister-in-law's family is not good, but she is a heroine among women. Hey, hey, after that, you and her love each other, and you are happy in the Jianghu.
Li Sansi: Brother is joking again. Her parents just promised me to get married, but they haven't set a date. Even she refused to get married ... well, it's already two of its kind. I really don't know what I was thinking. ...
Nangong Huang: Haha, I told you that women are the most troublesome. Hide if you can. Dude, you can't blame anyone else even if it burns to ashes.
Li Sansi: Forget it, forget it! As luck would have it, the man I saw in Tangjiabao that day was really a master. He went there to do business, but by chance, he also ordered two novices to catch demons in the inn! Unfortunately, the altar demon is not an antique, and its owner has no interest at all.
Nangong Huang: (Inn? Catch a demon? ..... No way? ! Are you and your master the bosses of Xin 'an Dang?
Li Sansi: Yes, my tutor is Jing Tian! How did you know?
Nangong Huang: (Oh, the savage girl is ok, I will never let Ben Daxian admit that she is a novice ...) Well, I suddenly realized that I happened to guess! I met your master once, and Monta taught us a trick and a half, so we were half together ~
Li Sansi: Half of my classmates? Haha, you and I are destined to be brothers, so you must help me if you have a personal feeling!
Nangong Huang: What? Is it another woman? Li Ge, how much peach blossom debt do you owe-
Li Sansi: No, no, no, this is the master's trouble. I believe you know my teacher's mother's temper ... well, in short, she is very strict with her master and has many rules. A while ago, Master set foot in the Jianghu again for my lifelong event. In a rage, Teacher Niang threw away many antiques that he regarded as life for many years. ...
Nangong Huang: Ah! Is this too much? Your master is poor. ...
Li Sansi: Alas, the elders should stop, and the younger generation should not be questioned. It's just that I'm heartbroken to see Master, and I want to be normal in front of Teacher Niang ... I started it, and I'll get the antique back anyway!
Nangong Huang: That's hard to do. What is thrown away must be put back in its original place? ! Even in the magic of Shushan, there is no such trick. Let's turn over the garbage.
Li Sansi: Of course not! I accidentally saw two familiar antiques in Yuzhou and touched them. They are the master's treasures-
Nangong Huang: Oh ~ Ben Daxian got it! Your teacher's mother was just angry at the moment, and lied to your master about throwing away all the antiques, making him afraid, afraid ... looking forward to something next time. ...
Li Sansi: Ahem, my brother thinks the same way. Most of those antiques are in empty houses, and a few are in other people's homes. They must be acquaintances of the teacher and mother. Let's get everything we can find back first, and then make plans for the rest!
Nangong Huang: It's a great achievement to return to Zhao safely! But if your teacher niang gets angry again, won't boss Jing suffer that accident again?
Li Sansi: I have considered this floor. According to my observation these days, teacher Niang's anger has long since disappeared, but it's hard to say on the surface. This is just a matter of course. Why not? What, will the brothers help?
Optional branch 1- left
Nangong Huang: Well, without the help of Ben Daxian, how could such an important activity be successful! The so-called rely on parents at home, rely on friends when going out, and do anything for friends at all costs!
Li Sansi: Thank you! But you don't have to insert any knives. ...
Li Sansi: By the way, I have a good thing here. Let me give it to you! Walking in the Jianghu may come in handy in the future.
Nangong Huang: Let's see ~ Atlas of earthquake and lightning? Hey, hey, it looks good, thanks!
Optional Branch 2- Right
Nangong Huang: Brother Li can handle such a small matter by himself. Why should I add icing on the cake?
Li Sansi: To tell you the truth, my brother is getting married in three and a half provinces, so I have to go back to Yuhang anyway. Of course, the sooner you find antiques, the better!
Li Sansi: Brother, if you have other important things to do, just go. If I lose a day, I must get Master's antiques back. Master, he treats me like Mount Tai. Even the last "Top 40 Springs" is fake, and he doesn't care. He only blames himself for not distinguishing authenticity, which makes him happy in vain. ...
Nangong Huang: (Zhuang Quan is forty ... He played hard to get in thirty-six tricks? Hum, this big fairy is not heartless! In this case, I am duty-bound to let you catch up with the wedding banquets in the three provinces!
Li Sansi: Thank you! I knew it, man. You are loyal!
If you choose this, you won't get a prize.
Li Sansi: Then it's settled! You go to the upper north of Yuzhou, and I'll go to the southwest. Antiques are all painted on this paper. Look!
Nangong Huang: Well, I wrote it down!
Li Sansi: You are really smart. You read so fast! Then let's get started. If everyone has searched, we will meet here.
Nangong Huang: OK.
Nangong Huang: Zeng's father pot! ..... really not like a baby. It looks like a fake at an antique stall.
Nangong Huang: No matter who he is, there is no one around. This is a great opportunity. Take it first ~
Nangong Huang: Hey, Brother Hu, just go with Ben while there is no one around ~
Le Xiaohan: You! You are a thief! Mom! There are thieves! There are thieves! !
Nangong Huang: ... Hello! Keep your voice down God, it's so loud, isn't it necessary to invite everyone from Yuzhou? ! Heroes don't eat immediate losses, and walking is the best policy! )
Nangong Huang: Hu ~ Ben Daxian capsized in the gutter today. The child is not easy to deal with. When he appears, he will try his best to calm people down ... Go back to Xin 'an and see how Li Ge is.
Nangong Huang: Huh? Li Ge, what are you doing here?
Li Sansi: I searched all over the southwest and found only three antiques. I waited at the gate of Xin 'an Dang for a long time, but I didn't see you, so I took the liberty of going to the north of the city to see if I could meet you. My brother looks very depressed. Did he encounter any difficulties?
Nangong Huang: What? Thanks to this great fairy's insight and strong skill, there will be no difficulties in front of him! Look, what is this!
Li Sansi: Yes, yes, this is my master's precious antique ~ This treasure hunt is really a piece of cake for you! By the way, is there only one?
Nangong Huang: Well ... actually, I have found out the whereabouts of the second piece, but there is a fierce child in that room who doesn't distinguish right from wrong and speaks rudely! After all, how can this big fairy hero bully children? Naturally, we should slow down first. Before making a plan, I want to discuss it with Li Xiong.
Li Sansi: So, all the antiques have been found, except a great-great father pot ~ Hurry! Let's go to that room and have a look!
Nangong Huang: Not far. Just ahead. You should be mentally prepared. It's the first time I met such a fierce girl. Who wants to marry her in the future is really like being thrown into prison. ...
Li Sansi: Haha, it's better to meet someone when they are famous! I want to meet this "strange man" in my brother's mouth later. Please lead the way ~
Li Sansi: I'm so happy to think that I can collect Master's antiques right away! Brother, lead the way quickly and go to that girl's house. I'll come later.
Li Sansi: Huh? What is this wall? There seems to be a picture. ...
Nangong Huang: Let me see ~ I didn't notice it when I first came here. Is this a cat? Ugly and fat, is it a pig?
Li Sansi: There is another word beside it ... Beijing ... Big ... No, it's "Tian". ! Master? ! definitely not ...
Le Xiaohan: Go away! Don't touch it! !
Nangong Huang: Oh, the loud voice appeared ~
Le Xiaohan: You! That thief just now! You can't steal from our house, and you want to steal my painting!
Nangong Huang: It's so ugly that you don't want to give it to me ... Besides, do you know what a thief is, and you don't tell me about stealing? I told you before I started, but I didn't say you wouldn't come with me ~
Le Xiaohan: You talk nonsense! The pot is dead, you don't understand people!
Li Sansi: Little sister, you are really mistaken. We are not thieves. We really need your marijuana in an emergency. By the way, you also know Jing Tian, don't you? How else can you draw him on the wall? This urgent matter concerns him!
Le Xiaohan: I don't know! I hate that man the most! !
Li Sansi: What do you hate most? ! ..... How could he be your enemy? Are you greedy for your money? ..... impossible, even if the owner loves money like life, he won't do it to the children. ...
Nangong Huang: Hey, how long have you been here? I'm telling you, that broken jar is worthless. I'll trade you a whole bag of shortbread! Don't all children like candy? Now you have won it!
Le Xiaohan: Did I earn it? Why should I earn it? ! Niang said that men don't treat women well for no reason!
Nangong Huang: You! Woman? ! Ha ha ha ha, I think there will only be one more man and one more woman in the world in five years ~
Le Xiaohan: What is "man and woman"? I don't understand. Anyway, you want my weed, but you want something from me, right? Then promise to do something for me!
Nangong Huang: Oh, you are not stupid. You know how to use this trick at such a young age! Ok, you say it! What can you do with this great fairy's ability to go to heaven and go to earth ~
Le Xiaohan: I, I want you to bring that Sedum!
Li Sansi: Don't you hate him the most? What should I do after I bring it?
Le Xiaohan: Hum, don't ask this and that! Forget it if you can't do it!
Nangong Huang: What? Look down on me? ! A little thing is a piece of cake to me!
Nangong Huang: Dude, there's something really weird in here! It seems that I have to go to Xin 'an Dang and ask Boss Jing. Just wait here for a while before the little guy plays any tricks again!
Li Sansi: Well, actually, I'm not very good at dealing with children. ...
Nangong Huang: ... Why did you say "yes"? Ben Daxian is not afraid of the little guy, but he is worried about moving the real fire. If he accidentally touches her, that's too bad. ...
Hao Shuai: Are you a guest of Boss Jing? Outsiders are not allowed to enter the backyard casually.
Nangong Huang: Is Mr. Jing there? I have something urgent to find him!
Hao Shuai: Boss, he has received letters from flying pigeons from other chambers of commerce and has just gone on a business trip.
Nangong Huang: Is this a bad time? ! So when can he come back?
Hao Shuai: That's not clear. If you are a friend of the boss and it's really a big deal, why don't I call my wife and ask her face to face?
Nangong Huang: ... (The legendary Lady Jing? ! The degree of terror is even worse than that of a savage girl. I'm still young and don't want to die ...) Well, it's no big deal. I'll think about it myself. Farewell!
Nangong Huang: Who is that? What about Li Ge? He won't turn into a fat aunt in a blink of an eye ... haha ... not funny ... I'd better see what's going on first!
Le Xiaohan: Mom ~ Han Er was very good at home today and did a great thing ~
Qin Le: Great things? Well, let me guess ~ is it to thread the needle for Mrs. Zhang at the corner, or to rub uncle Yuan's back next door?
Le Xiaohan: No, it's all wrong! It's Jing Tian who is coming to our house!
Qin Le: Boss Jing? ! ..... Come on, Han's a good boy. Tell mom how he got here?
Le Xiaohan: It's me! I asked someone to call him, but that person was too slow!
Le Xiaohan: Ah! Just stand over there!
Qin Le: This younger brother. ...
Nangong Yellow: In Xianangong Yellow-
Li Sansi: Brother Nangong!
Li Sansi: Hey? The master didn't come. Is it because the old man and mother won't let him go?
Nangong Huang: Why are you here? Where the hell have you been? It's not a leak, is it?
Li Sansi: Hehe ~ As luck would have it, I just saw a wealthy businessman beating and cursing beggars on the roadside. I was angry and my fingers itched. Naturally, I followed him to save money for him ~
Nangong Huang: Brothers are really obsessed with their own affairs!
Li Sansi: Where, where! Hard-working and diligent, barren and playful ~
Qin Le: What the hell is going on? Do the two little brothers know boss Jing of Xin 'an?
Li Sansi: Jing Tian is a teacher! At this point, there is nothing to hide. Aunt's copper pot was originally an antique collected by my master, but it was later discarded by my teacher. We just want to return it to its rightful owner. ...
Nangong Huang: Yes, yes, it is entirely out of filial piety ~ Besides, my brother is about to leave Yuzhou, so it is inevitable that he will be impatient. He didn't wait until menstruation came back to discuss it, so he took the liberty of asking this young lady. Don't blame aunt!
Li Sansi: We promised this little sister that if we brought Master, we would get a copper pot-
Li Sansi: By the way, where is Master?
Nangong Huang: You're welcome. This is a coincidence. Boss Jing has just gone out to talk business. ...
Nangong Huang: Well, auntie, as long as you are willing to give up that copper pot, I-this brother is willing to pay for it!
Qin Le: Han Er! You child, why are you fooling around like this?
Le Xiaohan: Mom, what did Han Er do wrong? You like Jing Tian better than dad. Han Er wants to help you and let you meet!
Qin Le: My God, where did you hear that? !
Le Xiaohan: My mother said it! You often boast that Jing Tian is rich and capable, but it is useless to scold his father ... Later, my father died of illness, and my grandparents asked you to find someone else to be my father, but you refused. ...
Le Xiaohan: If Niang likes Jing Tian so much, even if he is not as good as Dad in my heart, Han Er will bear it!
Qin Le: ... silly boy ... in my heart, no one can compare with your father. How can those angry words be taken seriously ~
Le Xiaohan: Mom, what you said before was a lie? Han Zi doesn't understand. ...
Qin Le: When you grow up and have someone you like, you will naturally understand. Then you should treat him well and tell him the truth. Don't always be duplicitous like your mother, until one day, the person who wants to tell him the truth leaves. ...
Le Xiaohan: Mom. ...
Qin Le: Let the two younger brothers see this joke. I'll get the copper pot.
Li Sansi: Auntie, are you really willing to give us Zeng's father's pot? Nothing?
Qin Le: Hehe, I have some friendship with Mrs. Jing. I didn't know her temper came and went quickly. She sent antiques just to export her anger, and then her anger subsided, but she refused to give in. It would be natural if someone from Xin 'an came to me for antiques. Can I disagree?
Nangong Huang: Hey, aunt is really knowledgeable!
Qin Le: Here! Give my regards to Mr. and Mrs. Jing ~
Li Sansi: Sure!
Nangong Huang: Haha, I found all the antiques so soon ~ You and my brother can be invincible in the world, hahahaha-
Nangong Huang: Huh? Li Ge, what's wrong with you
Li Sansi: Nothing. I'm thinking about what the old lady just said ... Teacher Niang is like this, and so is she. Why do women love duplicity?
Nangong Huang: Ha-ha, brother, you are a fan of the authorities, but the beholder sees clearly! This big fairy has seen all over the world. How about coming here to help you solve your doubts? In fact, most of your chivalrous fiancee are the same, and she doesn't necessarily want to marry you as soon as possible!
Li Sansi: I hope so ~ I'll send the antiques back to Xin 'an Dang and leave a letter for Master. I'm going to Yuhang soon. Be sure to come to Shengyu Village when you are free. Father opened a "Xianjian Inn" there, which is easy to recognize!
Nangong Huang: OK, let's finish many worldly things first!
Li Sansi: Besides, this thing was given by that wealthy businessman just now. Please keep it safe! I'll go first ~
Nangong Huang: Thank you, Brother Li! Take care!
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