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1 What are the jokes about 1=?
The teacher asked Xiao Ming how much 1 1 equals. Xiao Ming said he didn’t know, so the teacher asked him to go home and ask his parents. Xiao Ming came home and asked his mother. She was playing mahjong. Xiao Ming asked his mother what 1 + 1 equals. His mother didn't listen to Xiao Ming and said, "Two cakes!" Xiao Ming asked his father, who was drinking beer: "It's great!" Xiao Ming asked his grandfather, who was watching TV: The beautiful Qinghai-Tibet Plateau! Xiao Ming asked his sister, who was on the phone: I'm waiting for you downstairs! The next day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming what is 1 1 equal to? Xiao Ming said: Two cakes! "The teacher gave Xiao Ming a slap. Xiao Ming: It's great! Teacher: Do you know where this is? Xiao Ming: The beautiful Qinghai-Tibet Plateau! Teacher: Get out of here! Xiao Ming: I'm waiting for you downstairs!
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