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How does my little nephew write a composition?
Although my little nephew is very young, he is very naughty. He often does some interesting things that make us laugh until our stomachs hurt. He is our pistachio!
A few days ago, I went to my uncle's house with my parents and my brother. It was particularly sultry that night. After dinner, we all watched TV in the living room, and my sister-in-law bathed J.J. in the bathroom. At this time, the TV is playing Altman's music advertisement. J.J. just heard it, quickly got up from the basin and ran to the living room wet. Sister-in-law tried to catch him, but his soap was slippery like a loach, so she couldn't catch it and had to let him run away. J.J. ran to the TV, and the whole family was amused by his "uncivilized" image. I saw his hair dripping with water, his big eyes narrowed into a crack, and he was naked. His right hand was on his chest and his left hand was on his right hand. He made the action that Altman often did when he won the monster, squinted and jumped up. Suddenly he slipped and fell to the ground with a bang. Now, the whole family is happier than before. Sister-in-law and brother smiled and shook their heads. My parents and I smiled and patted the sofa. My uncle and aunt bent over with laughter, and my brother even beat the ground with laughter. J. J. is on the ground, his mouth is flat. He wants to cry. When he saw us laughing stagger, he also smiled inexplicably. ...
Another time, he and I were at my uncle's house, and my brother and sister-in-law went out to buy daily necessities and asked me to help take care of them. I said to J.J., "Let me play hide-and-seek with you! Do you play? " Because my sister-in-law used to play with him, so he can play. Hello, auntie. I said, "I'll come to you and hide yourself." Come on! I am counting down! Ten, nine, eight, seven ... a "Ready? I'm coming for you, haha! " Hello, auntie. Haha, I see him. He hid under the table, and * * * was still exposed. Is this hide-and-seek too? Alas, children are like this. "Little sister, aunt caught you! "I pulled him out of the dining table, and he asked me a little foolishly," Aunt, I hid so well, how did you find me? " "Hey, JJ, your * * * is still outside, of course you can see it. "It's so cute. I thought he couldn't see me, so I couldn't see him, hehe.
This is my pistachio nephew. Is he cute? Do you like him?
My little nephew has been writing for 7 months.
Although young, she has become an aunt. I met my little nephew again recently.
My little nephew is two years old this year, and he looks very cute: a head of hair that hasn't grown neatly "sticks" to this "little sweet potato", and his small nose is quietly lying in the center of his little face, and his small mouth is round and upturned, as if others owe him something. Plus a pair of round eyes and a pair of small ears, he makes up my little nephew.
He also has a "classic" doll motto, that is, I am cuter than cabbage! He created it himself. ) He likes to eat fruit. The coffee table in his living room is his fruit tribe. There are apples, pears, bananas, mangoes, watermelons, pineapples and grapes. Put it on the coffee table, just like a fruit warehouse. No wonder my little nephew is so cute.
My little nephew is not only lovely, but also pure-hearted. Once, his father and I took him out to play and came to an overpass. He saw a beggar and quickly said in a tone-deaf voice, "Dad … Dad, Qian Qian … Qian Qian!" " His father gave the beggar a dime. He looked at it, shook his head and said loudly, "No, big red ticket!" " "His father knows that he can't beat him, but he can't give the beggar one hundred dollars. Just when my father was sweating, suddenly, my father had a brainwave and gave the beggar a red dollar bill. The little nephew saw it and left with us with satisfaction. I think my little nephew is so caring at such a young age, and he must be a compassionate person when he grows up.
By the way, I forgot to tell you that my little nephew's name is Peng Ziyang. You must like him very much!
3. Zhou Ji's composition is 200 words. My nephew's surname is Guo and his name is Wenxuan. He is two years old this year.
Tall among peers; Zhang Yuanyuan's face always makes people like it; Under a pair of heavy eyebrows, a pair of big eyes twinkle like stars in the sky; The big mouth under the upturned nose (inherited from the mother); Plus a pair of ears, make him lively and lovely.
That day, Guo Wenxuan came to my shop from his home to play. As soon as I got home from school, I saw him and shouted "Xuanxuan" and rushed at him. I was about to hug him, but he suddenly flashed into his mother's arms, and I almost fell down. I have no choice but to stop and do something. Suddenly, my eyes flashed, and I figured it out. "Jessica Hester Hsuan, I went home to eat candy." Guo Wenxuan rushed at me as soon as he heard the word "sugar". I suddenly picked him up with a triumphant smile on my face.
Although he is so young, he is loved by the whole family! That day, he came down to play again, and all my relatives and friends gathered around and said, "Xuanxuan, come, I'll take you to buy candy!" " "This shows that his reputation is not low!
Although he is so excellent, he is sometimes "overbearing". No, today is my uncle's birthday (that is, his own grandfather). Let's go home together. In the country, a little boy about his age, but not as tall as him, came to play. Jessica Hester Hsuan pushed him out of the door and shouted, "Go away, go away!" "But the little boy insisted on playing, which made Jessica Hester Hsuan cry. Well, I can't help it. He won.
4. Find a composition for my nephew in the fourth grade of primary school. The homework assigned by the teacher is "I". I am a lively, naughty and naughty girl.
I remember it was in the third grade of my primary school. In Chinese class, the teacher lectures carefully and the students listen attentively. It suddenly occurred to me-what would happen if there was a strange call? So I learned the following two meows.
The teacher listened and asked sharply, "Who brought the cat into the classroom?" Suddenly someone said, "Teacher, it seems to be Ren Jianan." The teacher said, "Ren Jianan, did you bring the cat?" I quickly said, "No, not me."
The teacher went on with the lecture. After class, the teacher said, "Ren Jianan, come to the office."
I honestly admitted my mistake to the teacher, who gave me a good lecture and made me realize the serious consequences of making trouble in class. I am such a troublemaker, but since then, I have never made any mistakes in class, but my naughty nature has not been corrected.
I remember that summer, a rainstorm came and went in a hurry. After the rain clears, the rainbow hangs high.
I asked my mother to go out in the rain, and my mother prevaricated. Our yard is plastered with cement, and the accumulated water is crystal clear.
I stepped on the water barefoot, and my laughter was splashed with water. I accidentally fell down and got soaked through.
I'm afraid my mother will run away when she sees it. At this moment, my mother came out. Seeing my embarrassment, she couldn't help laughing.
Then he quickly pulled me up and went to the house to change clothes. Listen, I'm a naughty girl.
My mother often calls me a crazy girl, and I am used to it, and I don't care. Although I am naughty, I also have many advantages.
I am lively, informal, frugal and love to make friends. It was a quiet night. I watched the stars with some friends. Suddenly I heard crickets and went to find them.
Pulling away the stone, I saw a big cricket. I pounced on it and caught it.
I shouted happily, "I got it, I got it …" When I got home, my mother said, "This girl is really amazing. She dares to catch anything. " I am an ordinary student, and everyone knows my personality! But I don't want to change myself. I am still me.
I, wearing a pair of glasses and an oval face, are no different from others except for my hair, except for the head of a special tomboy. Although "fresh equipment" is not introduced, it is still considered as "complete parts".
I, an ordinary person, am no different from others. In life, I am also diligent and eager to learn, and I am also kind and cheerful at ordinary times, but at ordinary times, I also have something extraordinary. Sometimes warm and tolerant, sometimes concerned about Oketa.
But I always think that I am changeable, not only in appearance, but also in heart, personality and mood. I think I am who I am, and no one can replace me.
I have a wide range of hobbies. Like others, I like listening to music, reading and drawing, but unlike some people, I also like playing the piano. I think this is a culture that cultivates sentiment, a unique art, which can reflect my personality and add a skill, which is both ordinary and extraordinary. I have experienced twists and turns, scenery, confidence, pride and a cheerful day.
But today, because of an exam failure, I became pessimistic and introverted. And I still look at myself with my original eyes, a "skinned" self.
But I still firmly believe that I am who I am, and as long as I work hard, I am still myself. I, an elusive person, hope everyone can understand me thoroughly and everyone can be my friend. I never want to be a grain of sand in the vast sea of people, but a beautiful meteor in the gorgeous night sky. Although it is short, it has a brilliant moment.
In the ordinary and extraordinary, there is a me, a crystallization of ordinary and extraordinary. Feel the changes between the old and the new, try to fight against the future and see the past again, but I will learn from each other's strengths and strive to be a perfect me and a completely changed myself. Those good aspects are still mine, and those bad ones will be erased! I am a thin, weak, but tall boy.
A pair of eyes and big glasses. My friend always says "Hello, old doctor!" " When they saw me. This makes me feel ashamed (I fell in love with the internet and put on glasses when I was a child, which is almost known to everyone, so I say this to satirize me), but it doesn't affect my active personality at all.
I like new things, adventures and new topics. Modesty and pride often wander around me, and my achievements are often in the middle.
I like talking, even in the teacher's class! I can say that I cherish friendship the most! I have a classmate in primary school and I can be said to be "born together". We exchanged views and helped each other as soon as we met.
Every time after class, I am two "crazy". I punched "Aruken" and he slapped "Lincoln" and had a good time.
I won't know until class! The result can only be punished by the teacher, but I am not ashamed at all, but I smile at each other. But one day he went back to his hometown, and I was sad for about 2 months! In the first grade of junior high school, I became good friends with a classmate.
We played crazier than a tornado. I am also a person who loves the internet! I like surfing the internet since I was a child.
Played countless online games. Such as: QQ Pavilion, Bubble Pavilion, Hot Blood Heroes, etc.
My current q is 13, which is more than 40 underground. Do you think this is the happiness brought by the internet? Hehe, from the above, everyone knows that I am already a great "network expert", and the network has also brought troubles to my study. My grades have been declining, and I don't listen carefully in class.
I am trying to correct what I have done now. Although the effect is not very good, it still has a preliminary effect. Everyone expects me to correct it one day! I am also a "knowledgeable" "wise old man".
I like reading books and newspapers. When I was young, several high school students boarded in my house.
I read their books as soon as I have time. A few years later, they left me a map of the world (they gave me this map because I often read their books, but it was useless anyway).
Therefore, whenever I have time, I will look at the map. When I was in middle school geography, I felt very relaxed. This is probably the advantage of reading! When I watch TV, I sometimes watch some news. When my grandfather watches it, he will order me a newspaper. This brought me in again.
5. How to write my brother's composition?
I have a lovely brother, who is now one year and ten months old. He played a lot of jokes because he was naughty. But sometimes I am obedient and moved. Please listen to me one by one.
Because my brother is disobedient, he always likes to play when he sleeps. So it's not convenient to sing to him with a secret recipe. It really works. Soon, my brother fell asleep. I sang him a lullaby. The first sentence is: Go to sleep, my dear baby. One day when I was playing with my brother, he sang: Go to sleep, my friend! This made me laugh and his voice ran away. My brother smiled when he saw me, and somehow he smiled, too. That's cute. He is also very good sometimes. Once I fell down and deliberately asked my brother to pull me up. Just then, my mother took my brother away. I can't make casual clothes, but my brother saw it and ran to me and pulled my sleeve to get me up. But he can't pull me, it's like hitting an egg with a stone ― he's biting off more than he can chew. I will help myself. However, I am really touched. One day, grandma got dressed and pushed the washing machine out of the house. My brother saw it and acted as a "soldier" to help. Who knows, the more help, the more busy. Grandma pushed fast, but he walked slowly and almost fell down. What courage! My brother is very polite. Once an uncle came to my house to decorate the heating, and my brother kept calling him uncle until he agreed. My brother loves to come to my house to play, but when he comes to my house, my house becomes a "kennel". I lock the door every day when I go to school. But sometimes when the mother goes in, the younger brother can "do whatever he wants and run freely" without closing the door.
Although my brother is sometimes naughty, I still love him very much.
6. Is there a composition of 400 words for primary school students? My nephew needs his father very much;
Hello!
I have a lot to say to you, but every time I summon up the courage to come to you, I am always speechless. I will take this opportunity to tell you what I think!
I have been very happy since our family bought a computer, but every time I want to play computer, you always find some reason to refuse me, but I once secretly watched you play poker while surfing the Internet. I really think it's unfair. You are entertaining, why can't I entertain? You can barely play for a while only on weekends. When I haven't finished my homework, you always urge me to do it quickly, but I have no mind to do it at all. You should let me relax before doing my homework. Isn't this the best of both worlds? For example, the teacher said to keep a diary, and you asked me to finish my homework before going out to play or playing computer games, but I didn't do anything meaningful. How can I keep a diary? Therefore, you should let me do something meaningful so that I can open my mind and finish my homework better.
I understand that you don't play computer games for me, but your desire for success is too strong! Every time a classmate comes to play with me, my father always says not to play with some students with poor grades. The ancients said, "It is black near Zhu Zhechi, but it is black near Mexico"! If playing with me can improve his grades, it is also a virtue! Don't you want our Huang to remain famous? Don't you want your ancestors to be proud of his descendants? So you should let me play with my classmates with poor grades and make our next generation of children feel extremely proud of us.
I wish my father success in his work.
Your son:
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