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Hello, I want to ask for leave. I didn't want to, but my dad was cut off from collecting protection money yesterday. I couldn't find anyone today, so he asked me to make up the number.

Miss Wang, please rest assured that I won't be cut with a knife.

Although I was only in Grade Two, I had a fight with Xiao Qiang in the next class last year. He was in the fifth grade at that time. Finally, I dragged him into the hospital and got eight stitches. Hospitalization 1 week. At that time, I was still relatively generous. My father said that if you find fault with others, you must work hard, so I listened to my father's persuasion and sent Xiao Qiang to the hospital, so please rest assured the teacher.

By the way, Mr. Wang, if someone bullies you, please tell me my name. My name is in this area. Anyone who listens will give me three points. If they don't give you face, you can give my dad's name and see who dares to touch you.

Miss Wang, I will come back to school as soon as I help my father. If the headmaster comes and finds me out, don't tell him. Because my dad was cut by that son of a bitch principal yesterday. Teacher Wang, please rest assured that I will remember your words, one step at a time, one knife and one scar. I won't go easy on you

. If I don't come back within two hours, please ask Mr. Wang to call the hospital and get some notes.

Miss Wang, please believe me, I will return home in triumph. I must help my father out of this tone. I'm sure you will also speak for my father. My family of six lives on my father's protection money. Since someone is making trouble, I should show my face. And it will cut off my family's financial resources. .....

I went. ....