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Write a 300-word composition in primary school, which is about interesting things in class.

Interesting math teacher

The math teacher made a symbolic gesture, put up two fingers and said to the students, "Students, the key to learning math well is three words! Do more exercises! ! "What a different mouth!

Once in a math class, the math teacher said, "Please turn your books to 43 yuan." Later, the whole class was dizzy, and the students gave the math teacher a nickname behind his back, money-obsessed.

The biggest feature of a math teacher is impatience. Once, the Chinese teacher wanted to ask how his class did in the math exam: "How did our class do in the math exam?" The math teacher was just in a hurry, and this impatience broke out again: "100, 90, 60, 70, 50, 60, 40, 50, 30, 40 10, 20 ~ ~ The average score is good! Take your time. " By the time the Chinese teacher woke up, he had disappeared into the vast sea of people.

In the afternoon, the math teacher automatically found the Chinese teacher: "I'm sorry, in fact, you didn't get that many points in your class, but I was in a hurry in the morning and I was wrong." Sorry. " The math teacher has been laughing, but it looks like crying, which makes people laugh and cry.

The three characteristics of a math teacher are funny to all the students in the school, and they are called funny math teachers.