A long joke about the telephone.

I have something to call on February 2, 2007. After dialing, a man answered. I said politely, "I'm Hu Zhengming. Please speak to Wan Hong. " The phone hung up with a bang! I didn't expect such a rude person. I found Wan Hong's phone number, and it was correct this time. It turns out that the last two digits are reversed. After the phone call, I saw that there was still the wrong number on the desk and decided to dial it again. It was answered by the same person. I shouted "You are an idiot" and hung up. Next to his number, I marked it "SB" and put it in the drawer.

Every once in a while, when I want to pay someone, or when I am unhappy, I will call him. As soon as he picked me up, he shouted, "You are an idiot!" Then I got high.

Later, Telecom introduced caller ID, which really hit me. Now I can't harass that idiot. But one day I thought of a way. I called him and he answered. I said, "Hello, I'm from Telecom. Are you interested in our caller ID service? " "no!" He gave a cry and hung up the phone. I immediately called: "Because you are an idiot!"

I tell this story to tell you that if you are unhappy, just call. Then look down.

A fat man spent a long time driving his car out of the mall, as if he didn't want to leave. Finally, his car moved and slowly backed out of the parking space. I'll step back and give her more room to move out. "Hooray," I thought, and she finally left.

Suddenly, a black BMW came retrograde from the aisle of the parking lot and inserted into the fatty's parking space. I honked my horn crazily and shouted, "How could you? I came first! " "That guy came out of the BMW and walked directly into the mall without dumping me. *, when I don't exist! I think this guy is another asshole. There are so many idiots in the world. I saw the sign "This car is for sale" on the back window of its car, so I copied down the phone and found another place to park.

A few days later, I harassed SB No.1 and said it was a big SB (I set it as a single-button direct dial number, which is easier to dial). I remembered the phone number of the black BMW and called it. After the phone rang several times, someone answered it.

"Do you have black BMW for sale?" I said.

"yes."

"Can I go and have a look?"

"Ok, I live in Building 8, Paradise Community, No.327 Zhongshan East Road, and the car is parked downstairs."

"What's your name?"

"My name is Wang Zhibin."

"When is it convenient to see the car?"

"I'm here at night."

"Listen, Lao Wang, I have something to tell you."

"Go ahead."

"You are an idiot!" I hung up the phone. Then I also set it to one-button direct dial.

I have to say, it seems better at first, but the problem is that I have to call two idiots. After a few months, I felt more and more bored. After careful consideration of this problem, I came up with a solution:

First, I call someone. After the other party answered, I said, "You idiot!" But don't hang up.

That idiot said, "Are you still there?"

I said, "Yes."

He said, "Leave me alone."

I said, "Please."

He said, "What's your name?"

I told him, "Wang Zhibin."

He said, "Where do you live?"

I said, "Building 8, Paradise Community, No.327 Zhongshan East Road, my black BMW is parked downstairs."

"I'll be right with you, son. You'd better ask God to bless you. "

"Yes, I'm so scared, SB!" I hung up.

Then I called SB 2. Wang Zhibin replied.

"hey, SB." I said.

"Once I find out who you are," he said.

"So what?"

"It looks good to hit you."

"Well, here comes the opportunity, here I am, SB." I hung up.

Then I picked up the phone and called the police. I told J C that I was going to Paradise Community at No.327 Zhongshan East Road, and I planned to kill my rival in love as soon as I got there.

Another hotline called the city TV station and said that there was a gang fight in Paradise Community.

Then I got on the bus and drove to Zhongshan East Road to watch the fun.

It's wonderful! Watching two idiots fighting in front of six police cars and a group of reporters taking pictures around the enclosure-this is the best experience of my life.