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Good teacher: good, calligraphy, romantic and practical translation in classical Chinese.

Zhong Wei Weng is a good book for others.

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When Zhong Wei Weng came, he was good at refuting the calligraphy and painting on the book list. He must get rid of it and bring forth the new, calling himself a book-heavy person. However, his book is really not good, and everyone suffers. I have tasted a mountain temple in Luling, with magnificent pavilions. Weak Weng stood with the subordinate departments, looked at their foreheads and said "Dingyi Pavilion", but the names of other topics disappeared. Weak weng said wrong, let the monk to erase, is lu Yan Zhenqing's book. The weak Weng Gu said to the guest, "Why not carve stones for calligraphy and painting like this?" The missionary thought it was a joke.

-"Tales of Song People"

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Zhong Weak Weng (Zhong Fu, weak Weng; Wherever he went, officials in the Southern Song Dynasty liked to scoff at the words on the plaque, trying their best to remove the original ones and make their own names to rewrite them. However, his handwriting is really poor, and people around him are worried. He once passed a temple in Luling Mountain, where there was a magnificent high attic. Zhong Weak Weng and his subordinate officials' attendants stood around and looked at the plaque on the tower, which read "Dinghui Pavilion", but the name on the inscription was vague. Weak Weng criticized at will and asked a monk to take down the plaque with a ladder. When the monk came closer after wiping, it was written by Yan Yan Zhenqing. The weak Weng turned to his subordinate officials and said, "Why isn't such a good word engraved on the stone tablet?" Legend has it that people regard this as a joke.

To annotate ...

1, good: verb, like.

2. Book: verb, write; Write it.

3. Diffuse: fuzzy.

4, just: verb, close.