Dream marriage crosstalk lines

Li: This time, I will perform for you...

He: Okay~ I can tell that everyone loves cross talk very much.

Li: Yes! Don’t come here if you don’t like people.

He: Especially your cross talk...

Li: How is it?

He: Everyone loves to listen to it..!

Li: Oh, that’s great...

He: I think there is a reason...

Li: Please tell me.

He: Because Li Jing has been learning cross talk performances since she was a child...

Li: Yes! It’s been more than 20 years.

He: The basic skills are pretty solid...

Li: Well, that’s not good either.

He: Generally speaking. ~Xue said that most cross talkers are poor people..

Li: They don’t have much money..

He: Let’s take it as an example...

Li :How was it in the past?

He: There are many old gentlemen...

Li: Ah.

He: They are all poor.

Li: All of them Who is there?

He: Do you think you have Mr. Hou Baolin...

Li: Master Hou!

He: Liu Baorui...

Li: Mr. Liu!

He: Guo Qiru, Guo Quanbao...

Li: Oh~

He: These are poor people...

Li: Yes.

He: You are not...

Li: I am better than them.

He: Your family is rich.

Li: He understands this...

He: Rich, but rich...

Li: Yes~

He: No matter who you compare with. .

Li: That’s right.

He: You said that compared with ordinary people, you are considered wealthy...right?

Li: Haha...

He: You want to compare with me, you are considered an old bustard...

Li: Alas! ? You are the madam!

He: Am I recruiting you?

Li: What is "Old Madam"?

He: A layman!

Li: Huh?

He: Let’s just say that the country will give you the minimum living allowance every month—Old Madam!

Li: That’s called labor insurance households! Baby..

He: What?

Li: Labor insurance households!

He: Labor insurance recipient?

Li: Alas!

He: No~ I remember there was an old bustard?

Li: The foreman of the brothel is called Lao Madam...

He: Oh! I got it mixed up.. I got it mixed up! Labor insurance recipients...

Li: Oh, you made it clear...

He: Just say that you are far behind compared to me...

Li: Are you richer than me?

He: So rich!

Li: Oh~

He: Most of the actors backstage came by bus.

Li: Yes...

He: How did you get here?

Li: Drive~

He: 3 miles?

Li: 3 steps? Has it started?

He: It can’t be done...

Li: Ah...?

He: You are far behind me...

Li: How did you get here?

He: I came by car...

Li: Oh, there is a driver...

He: Of course! Do you know Cao Yunjin?

Li: The actor who is very thin backstage...

He: Very thin.

Li: Yes...

He: The head looks like the thermos stopper...

Li: How did you tell?

He: Taking off the ears is like a thermos stopper...

Li: Ah...

He: He is my driver...

Li: He drove you...

He: Give it to me

Driving..

Li: Oh.

He: Alas~ They live in Daxing..

Li: Yes..

He : I live in Changping...

Li: Oh.

He: Every day, I am picked up and dropped off by car, rain or shine...

Li: This Cao Yunjin is quite promiscuous.

He: It never makes me anxious..

Li: That won’t be easy.

He: Alas~ This is called style..

Li: Yes!

He: Don’t tell me that I am anxious today..

Li: What’s going on today?

He: My car. The speed is too slow.

Li: Then check it...

He: I thought it was the carburetor It's dirty...

Li: Actually?

He: The car chain is broken...

Li: Huh? ! Bicycle?

He: Ah~

Li: Return it?

He: The fault is in the Drum Tower...

Li: I said this Yunjinjin can’t grow any more flesh. It’s hard to bear seeing the sky kicking you around like this in the north and south cities. Can't stand it?

He: I have a driver.

Li: Forget about this driver.

He: Anyway, I spend money to take care of him...

Li: Oh~

He: Take me with you every day...

Li: That’s what he deserves...

He: Alas~ I I have money..

Li: Do you still have money?

He: Do you know where I got my money?

Li: Ah, I don’t know..

He: Do you want to know?

Li: I really want to know..

He: If I tell you, I will scare you..

Li: I’m not so timid. ..

He: Let me mention it..

Li: Tell me.

He: I made evil money...

Li: What's going on?

He: Last summer Jingtian...

Li: Ah~

He: During the night show at Tianqiao Theater, I picked up a big suitcase...

Li: Yes~

He: Open it and take a look...

Li: What's inside?

He: Five million!

Li: Five million? !

He: US dollars! ...

Li: Or U.S. dollars? !

He: Mine! ~~What is so beautiful about you?

Li: Alas! ! You picked up five million.

He: I suddenly became rich...

Li: This is rich!

He: This is called a thunder, and a rich man in an instant! (stroking his beard)...

Li: Oh~...do you have a beard? Just stroke it?

He: Anyway, I am a rich man!

Li: Oh~

He: If you have money, you have to know how to spend it..

Li: You have to consume it.

He : Be particular!

Li: What’s the point?

He: The weather in June...

Li: The hottest time.

He: I wear an Italian leather jacket.

Li: The hottest time.

He: I wear an Italian leather jacket.

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Li: Sigh... isn't that hot?

He: Fur!

Li: It’s even hotter...

He: How are you wearing it?

Li: Then don’t you just cover it up?

He: I am wearing a leather jacket outside...

Li: What about inside?

He: Bare buttocks.

Li: ...Not dressed like that.

He: This is the principle of popsicles!

Li: What is the principle behind returning popsicles?

He: He can’t be cured by covering him up with this quilt...

Li: He can’t be cured even if you take it off...

He: Holy suit How about a top hat?

Li: Wow!

He: Wow? I wear it alone

Seventeen tops!

Li: Oops! ..Wearing so many?

He: Yeah~ Let’s take a look from a distance...

Li: Huh?

He: I am like a chimney spirit...

Li: What image do you have?

He: That’s all it takes...

Li: Oh?

He: Of course~ Each one has his own advantages in clothes and hats, but this is not what I like...

Li: What do you like?

He: I taste delicious..

Li: Oh~ I like to eat.

He: You have never heard of the things we eat... .

Li: Oh, please introduce me...

He: I'm greedy for you...

Li: What do you eat?

He: What shall we eat...

Li: Huh?

He: What we eat is - noodles boiled in milk!

Li: Oh? !

He: Have you eaten?

Li: I haven’t eaten it.

He: It’s over.. Eggs from soda stalls!

Li: Oops! Fresh..

He: Strawberry dipped in toothpaste! ...

Li: Oops~

He: Banana is just garlic!

Li: After eating, you need some medicine, right?

He: Just eat it like this...

Li: What way to eat it?

He: This is called looking for excitement...

Li: Oh~~

He: You haven’t eaten~ You can’t say you want to. "It's so exciting!"...

Li: I can say this even if I don't eat!

He: Of course~ How much money can you make by eating?

Li: It won’t cost much.

He: Your consumption...

Li: How else can we spend money?

He: Traveling...

Li: Oh~

He: That’s high consumption...

Li: Let’s go play ~~

He: That place in Hong Kong is nice..

Li: What a great place!

He: I always wanted to go there when I had no money. Now that I have money, let’s go there! !

Li: Oh~ Where can we go for fun...

He: What are we afraid of? There is plenty of money!

Li: Yes.

He: I will charter two planes...

Li: Huh? How can we get on two planes?

He: I’ll sit on the one on top...

Li: Oh``

He: The one on the bottom will fly with me...

Li: Yes..

He: Let me fly together!

Li: Uh...what do you want?

He: Flying together...

Li: You are still the old bustard!

He: Am I recruiting you?

Li: What is double flying?

He: Why is there such a big movement? What's going on?

Li: Ah, do you really not understand or pretend you don’t?

He: I really don’t understand what’s going on...

Li: Just say they can fly together.

He: Just fly together!

Li: Isn’t that a waste?

He: Where can we waste it...

Li: Huh?

He: If the top one falls, won’t the bottom one catch me...

Li: Cough! I can't take it...

He: It's safe to do this...

Li: Is it safe?

He: When you arrive in Hong Kong, find a big hotel!

Li: Oh~where?

He: The most luxurious--Hehe Hotel!

Li: There is this one~

He: A room costs 8,000 yuan!

Li: It’s really expensive..

He: It’s 8,000 yuan per night~I’ll open eight rooms!

Li: Why open so many?

He: Take turns sleeping...

Li: Oh, sleep in one room for one night?

He: Sleeping in the same room

Five minutes...

Li: How can I sleep?

He: Oh~ take the alarm watch when you sleep...

Li: Oh...

He: Put the watch away~ First Make the quilt, take off your clothes, get under the quilt, look at the watch~ there is still one minute left, quickly put on clothes, fold the quilt, and sneak into the room with the alarm clock...

Li: This Don’t bother?

He: I have been sleeping for two months...

Li: Ah~

He: I am tired...

Li: You haven't slept at all. I wonder how you survived these two months...

He: I eat, drink and have fun all day long...

Li: Oh~

He: But everything is good, but there is one disadvantage...

Li: Where is this flaw?

He: I don’t understand the language spoken in Hong Kong...

Li: Oh, there are dialects...

He: I am in a foreign country and miss my homeland. .

Li: Yes.

He: When I arrived in Hong Kong, I thought of Beijing again..

Li: I feel homesick..

He: Alas! I never expected that I would meet an acquaintance in Hong Kong...

Li: Who is it?

He: Xu Deliang!

Li: Oh~ We are talking about the one wearing earrings in cross talk...

He: Yes, yes, that's him...

Li: Yes~

He: It’s so coke~~

Li: Is there any coke?

He: Xu Deliang shaved his head and was naked on the street begging for food...

Li: Oops! It's so embarrassing...

He: Come over and hug my thigh...

Li: Yeah...

He: "Dad... ."

Li: Call you daddy?

He: "Dad...please take pity on me!..."

Li: Oops~

He: I said, don't call me that. Don't call it that...

Li: Ah~ what did he say?

He: What’s going on? What is this? Ah, what's going on...

Li: Yeah~

He: Don't call me that! Am I your dad?

Li: What did he say?

He: "Ugh... no matter who it is, dad is the one who gives the money!..."

Li: It's so embarrassing...

He : How annoying...

Li: Yes!

He: Open your eyes and see, who am I? ! You are such a person, I raised my hand and gave him a slap...

Li: Even if you beat him to death~

He: Deliang, you are decadent! !

Li: Yes~

He: "How do you know my name is Deliang?"

Li:...

He: Take a good look at who I am?

Li: Yes~

He: "Yun Viagra...!"

Li: Oh~ I recognized it...

He: Do you still know me? How did you end up like this?

Li: Ah~

He: "Don't mention it... I talked about cross talk at Tianqiao Music in Beijing and they didn't like to hear it..."

Li: Oh ~

He: "I arrived in Hong Kong in a fit of anger..."

Li: What did you do in Hong Kong?

He: "I do business..."

Li: What are you selling?

He: "Selling toothpicks..."

Li: Oh ~ small business...

He: "The source of the goods is in Beijing, and it is shipped to Hong Kong by air... ."

Li: Oops!

He: "Pay it forward!!!..."

Li: Can you not pay it?

He: "I beg you, please help me...please give me your fur coat..."

Li: Oh~ I want your skin Jacket...

He: I said, stop it!

Li: Huh?

He:

You can give me charity, but I can’t give you a fur coat...

Li: Why?

He: Here you go, I’m naked too!

Li: Cough! There is nothing in him...

He: Look, Xu Deliang is trapped in Hong Kong, I can't ignore it...

Li: You have to help...

He: I asked him to take a bath...

Li: Yes~

He: Give him new clothes, from head to toe...

Li: Yes~

He: This is not the end...

Li: What else is there?

He: Take him to the Hehe Hotel and call out all the waiters: Everyone, remember, this is Xu Deliang, not an outsider. My friend, what he has is mine. Since it belongs to him, no one of you is allowed to stop him from coming in and out from now on...

Li: Yeah~

He: Let me ask you, "How about we make friends?"

Li: That’s so interesting!

He: Interesting enough?

Li: Yes~

He: I am interesting enough, but he is not interesting enough...

Li: Why is he not interesting enough?

He: This Xu Deliang is so wrong...

Li: What?

He: He gave me a "roll bun party"...

Li: Oh!

He: He took advantage of me not being in the hotel and took away all my belongings...

Li: That’s so cruel!

He: I can’t say it, I can’t explain it...

Li: Yeah~

He: I have something to say first...

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Li: Yes!

He: No one is allowed to stop him from going in and out.

Li: If you have anything to say...

He: I am sick with typhoid fever. ..

Li: Can you not be sick?

He: After recovering from the illness... I saw (the audience suddenly broke a teacup) What do you mean?

Li: This teacup is sorry for you!

He: It’s almost the twelfth lunar month...

Li: It’s getting cold.

He: How cold is the twelfth lunar month...

Li: Yes~

He: It’s such a cold weather, so I wore a torn cotton jacket...

Li: It’s made of cotton after all.

He: It’s a cotton-padded jacket, but there are two taels of cotton on the cuffs..

Li: Ahem~ Isn’t it uncomfortable?

He: That’s okay What should I do?

Li: Yes...

He: I have plummeted. Sometimes I want to die...

Li: I can't think about it...

He: Don’t say it, there are good people everywhere...

Li: That’s right~

He: The manager of the hotel saw that I was pitiful and advised me to hurry up Back to Beijing...

Li: Really...

He: I said, manager, it's easy for you to say, how can I go back?

Li: Yes~

He: I have no clothes on my body and no food in my belly... I don’t have a baby in my hand. How can I go back? I...

Li: No travel expenses...

He: The manager was happy when I said this...

Li: Really?

He: "Hey hey hey... I knew you had to say that, I have prepared it for you a long time ago..."

Li: What have you prepared?

He: Open the safe and bring me two big numbers!

Li: Twenty thousand yuan?

He: Two cents...

Li: Two cents?

He: Is this to help me?

Li: What is this?

He: Isn’t this degrading to me! ..

Li: I have this intention...

He: I was anxious with him at that time...

Li: Yeah~

He: Let me tell you, you can’t mistake me for Xu Deliang~ My name is He Yunwei! Do you know? I'm not someone who wants small money;

When you have money...spend money like water and use justice to spread wealth! I don't care if it's 100,000 or 80,000 yuan. I'm poor now. I'm poor but have great ambitions. Two cents? ! Who cares? I took one look at his money, and I felt cruel, gritted my teeth, and stamped my feet! ...

Li: No? !

He: Take it~

Li: Did you take it?

He: That’s money! !

Li: Huh? ~

He: Money doesn’t bite your hand, baby! ..Two cents! Who will give you more than five million?

Li: Now he knows that money is good...

He: It is also good to buy a roasted sweet potato.

Li: Yes~

He: I have thought about it...

Li: What?

He: Go back to Beijing~

Li: How are you going back?

He: I'm walking home along the Beijing-Kowloon Railway...

Li: Let's go? !

He: Let’s go! ~Walking, walking, I can’t walk...

Li: What?

He: It’s too cold!

Li: Yes~

He: I have no clothes on my body and no food in my belly. I am shivering because of the cold...

Li: Yes .

He: What are you still alive for? After much deliberation...just do it! ..

Li: Huh?

He: Jump into the well and die!

Li: Oh, I want to commit suicide...

He: You said people are going to be in bad luck, stuff their teeth with cold water, and hit their heels with farts! .

Li: What?

He: If you talk about jumping into a well, there is still a well! ..

Li: Where is it?

He: There is a vegetable field next to the railway...

Li: Oh~

He: There is a well...such a big guy! The three of them jumped in and no one was touching each other...

Li: Oops! What a great person~

He: This is an enemy...

Li: Yeah~

He: Let me take a look... There is another one The shack, there are two people sleeping in the shack...

Li: Maybe they are looking at the food...

He: Let me take a look around.

Li: Yes~

He: There was no one there. I looked at the well and said, "My opportunity has come. I didn't know it."

Li: You just jumped into the well?

He: Entering the shack...

Li: Huh? What are you doing in the shack?

He: Let me discuss it with them...

Li: What are we discussing about jumping into a well?

He: This is called celebrities not doing secret things...

Li: Oh~

He: I'll wake you up... wake up, wake up~ Don't sleep, don't sleep! This guy rubbed his eyes...

Li: Ah~ what did you say?

He: ..."Are you buying it?"

Li: Are you buying it?

He: Treat me as a grocery store...

Li: Yes.

He: Don’t buy anything~I’ll jump into the well!

Li: Ha! So confident...

He: When I said jumping into a well, he was frightened! ..

Li: Yes.

He: He jumped up in a daze, "Don't jump into the well! What's wrong with you? Tell me what's embarrassing. ..There are more than three hundred people in our village, and they are all pointing to this well. How can you drink the water if you jump into it?"...

Li: Then The water is not drinkable...

He: "Don't jump into the well!"

Li: Yes~

He: I said, no! I'll jump into the well! .."Don't jump!" I said, and I just danced! ...I moved to the wellhead in a moment...

Li: Ah~ do you really want to die?

He: You just want to die! ~

Li: If you don’t want to die, where are you moving to?

He: I am trying to scare him...

Li: Oh~

He: If he is scared, give it to me

If I pay 30,000 or 50,000 yuan, wouldn’t I be rich? ..

Li: Don’t worry~ There is no one like this!

He: He won’t give you a penny.

Li: How fresh.

He: We are shouting, the one in the room Wake up...

Li: Oh~ Another one woke up.

He: "I said brother, what are you yelling about?"

Li: Yes~ This is still a brother.

He: "Brother, come out quickly, this man is going to jump into the well!"

Li: Yes.

He: "Who wants to jump into the well? I'm coming out!..."

Li:...

He: This guy came out with a dry cigarette .."Who wants to jump into the well?"

Li: Ah.

He: "Brother, it's him!"

Li: ..

He: "Is it you?"

Li: Yes~

He: "I said brother, please let go."

Li: What.

He: "If he wanted to jump, he would have jumped already!"

Li: Hey! When I came out, I understood...

He: "I said you want to jump into the well?"...I said, ah! I want to jump into the well...

Li: Yes~

He: "Are you jumping alone, or is there someone else?"

Li : There is no one who can jump into a well...

He: Is there anyone who jumps into a well in a group?

Li: Yes~

He: It’s just me! ..."That's great! Let me tell you, our well has been around for more than thirty years, and there's not a single one left to jump in it. There are no other big brothers... Just open one for me!"

Li: Huh? !

He: "My brother, look at me. If he doesn't jump in, kick the bastard out of me!"

Li: It's up to you this time. Are you going to jump or not?

He: You are making me jump!

Li: That is~

He: I said, don’t talk nonsense! What did I come for? I just jumped into the well... But before I jump, I want to ask you...

Li: Ah, what are you asking?

He: Is your well a sweet water well or a bitter water well?

Li: Why ask him this?

He: I'm looking for a step...

Li: So what if he is Tianshuijing?

He: I won’t jump in the sweet water well...

Li: Why?

He: I am a miserable person, my jumping into the well of bitterness...

Li: So does he say it is a well of bitterness?

He: I won’t jump into the bitter well...

Li: What?

He: I am a miserable person... I have been miserable all my life, so before I die, I will take a sip of sweet water to drink...

Li: Okay~ This is called blocking at both ends!

He: So I asked him whether it was a sweet well or a bitter well.

Li: What did he say?

He: He laughed at me... "Hahaha, you ask whether this well is sweet water or bitter water?"

Li: Yes?

He: "Half sweet and half bitter!"..

Li: Hey! Two-nature water...

He: This is not two-nature water.

Li: What is this?

He: Sanqingzi people!

Li: Yes~

He: You are Sanqingzi...

Li: Yes.

He: You met me This idiot is stupid. I am barefoot and I am not afraid of you wearing shoes. There is a saying that if a person lives a hundred years, he will eventually die. I was really anxious. I stepped back a few steps. After running a few steps, I heard a thump! ...

Li: Did you jump?

He: I knelt down...

Li: Uh...why did you kneel down?

He: Uncle!

Li: This is a setback for a lifetime! ~

He: Uncle, please take pity on me...

Li: Yes~

He

: I haven’t eaten for three days. You gave me a bite to eat, and you gave me a bite to eat. I will never forget the benefits you did to me! Uncle...

Li: This person is yelling...

He: "Humph! You, you, you should have told us earlier~ You even threatened us by jumping into a well... ."

Li: Yes.

He: "Let me tell you, I remember back in the day, when I was little, I would jump into a well to scare my mother~"

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Li: Who is that? !

He: I said, you are a senior! !

Li: What about seniors?

He: "Nothing else, brother, give it to him..."

Li: What are you getting?

He: After a while, it was brought to me...

Li: Huh?

He: Two pancakes and half a clay pot of millet porridge.

Li: Food~

He: “I even gave you this pot. ."

Li: Oh~

He: I said, thank you so much! Do you have any matches?

Li: Do you want matches?

He: I need to heat some porridge...

Li: Oh.

He: I asked him for half a box of matches and put two I threw the pancake into the casserole, and I walked forward with the casserole in hand...

Li: Yes.

He: As I walked, I saw a small broken door in front of me. Temple.

Li: Oh.

He: Bear with me in the temple.

Li: Yes~

He: With your back to the wind , went into the small dilapidated temple, found some dry branches and random grass, and lit it to drive away the cold air, found three small bricks, a casserole, and lit the firewood, and it took a while. The porridge is hot...

Li: Yeah~

He: After eating the cakes and hot porridge, I feel a little warm...

Li: Feeling a little more comfortable...

He: Feeling a little warm.

Li: Yes~

He: Look at the ground...

Li: Ah.

He: There are still charcoal ashes left over from the burning. I put them into the pot... and then I went to the altar.

Li: What are you doing?

He: With the incense burner on my head and the casserole in my arms, it’s warm. I fell asleep with the match in my hand...

Li: Just rest. ~

He: Just when I have been awake for three nights...

Li: Huh? Just wait a moment...

He: Well?

Li: That’s called sleeping but not sleeping!

He: Am I still asleep?

Li: If you fail a "tax", you will be punished! !

He: Oh~ just when I haven’t slept for five nights...

Li: Why do you need to sleep one more time?

He: Where can I sleep to make up for this sleep...

Li: Never heard of...

He: Just when I seem to be sleeping. ..

Li: Yes~

He: Just listen to the sound of cars outside the temple gate... "Beep...squeak...!"

Li: Oh, it stopped at the door.

He: "Pop!" As soon as the car door opened, "boom, boom, boom..." a bunch of people came down!

Li: Yes?

He: You are still shouting at the end...

Li: What are you shouting about?

He: "Are you here?!" "Yes, I saw it here. Let's go into the temple and have a look..."

Li: Maybe this is to catch thieves? ? ! ~

He: It scared me!

Li: Ah.

He: I turned over and was about to run, when I heard the temple door click - it opened!

Li: Yes.

He: He came in about 20 years ago with a flashlight in his hand. "Where is it? Where is it? Look for it." , Look... I can’t run away, I saw it coming in. Where is it? Where is it? ..."

Li: Ah.

He: "It's here!! It's here!!"...

It’s broken and I was discovered!

Li: Yes.

He: What should we do? Let me take another look. Twenty numbers are rushing up, shouting and copying...

Li: Just tied you up?

He: Kneel down for me...

Li: Huh? Why did I kneel down to you?

He: I don’t know... The leader is an old man.

Li: Yes~

He: I have spoken...

Li: What did you say?

He: "Master Gu..."

Li: Oh?

He: "Master Gu... you made it so difficult for us to find you!!"

Li: Oh, please wait a moment... Do you have any acquaintances in this place?

He: No.

Li: Then why did he call you Mr. Gu?

He: Do you still need to ask...

Li: Huh?

He: I admitted the wrong person...

Li: Oh~

He: I still want to explain...

Li: Explain What?

He: I said, don’t cry at your age...

Li: Yeah~

He: What is that, take a closer look. A aunt like me? !

Li: What did he say?

He: "..Master, what's wrong with you? I want to say something worth your while..."

Li: Huh?

He: "I have raised you up because of my little self! Even if you are burned to ashes, I know you too!..."

Li: He is right...

He: "You have made our search so difficult!... Please come home with us as soon as possible, everyone in the family misses you..."

Li: Oops...

He: "Master Gu!~~"

Li:...

He: Did he identify me? !

Li: Yes~

He: Do you think I should go?

Li: Then you go.

He: Shall I go?

Li: Ah.

He: What are you looking for...looking for your son, looking for your grandson...that's enough, wherever you go, it's not just to give the two money. Yes.

Li: Oh~

He: What are you looking for?

Li: My aunt.

He: My aunt! ...Just think about it, if there is an uncle, there must be a girl, right?

Li: How fresh!

He: Where are you? It’s not like that at first glance! He is not your own man, have you figured out how to settle this?

Li: That makes sense~ Then don’t go..

He: Not going?

Li: Ah.

He: I will starve to death if I don’t go~ If I don’t go...

Li: What should I do?

He: Let me ask his family. There are many boys and many girls...

Li: What does he mean by that?

He: If there are too many men, I won’t go. I’ll beat them hard!

Li: Oh~ there are more women?

He: There are many women~it doesn’t matter..

Li: What?

He: Hit him twice and I will run away after you yell...

Li: Hey! I have the energy to think about it...

He: I tried to trick him...

Li: How did you ask?

He: Cough! Now that you have discovered it, I will not be cruel to you... Look at me like this - in rags and rags... If I go back like this, who can I deserve?

Li: ..

He: "Master, please stop saying such nonsense. Who else can you deserve? Who else is there in the family? That old lady is your mother-in-law." , Miss, that's your person..."

Li: Yeah~

He: "The rest are our subordinates, we eat your food, take it with you Who dares to laugh at you while drinking your drink?”

Li:...

He: I’m convinced~ The widowed old lady brought a girl... .

Li: Yes~

He: This is mine

Go!

Li: Alas!

He: Once you have the bottom line... Well, hum! ...

Li: It’s time to put on a show~

He: Lead the way... A group of people are walking ahead...

Li: Ah.

He: I’m following behind with the casserole between my arms...

Li: Just wait a moment... Just throw the casserole away.

He: The casserole Don't throw it away!

Li: What?

He: By the way, I threw the casserole away, and when I saw it, I was kicked out. Why should I beg for food?

Li: Yes, leave a way out...

He: They walked ahead, and I got into the car with the casserole between my arms...

Li :Yeah~

He: As soon as the car door rang..."Bah~beep..." it started to drive...it was driving really fast~in the blink of an eye...(brake)

Li: Here we are~

He: The old man in charge jumped down and said in this voice - "Fetch me...!"

Li : Yes~

He: That’s incredible..

Li: What?

He: The whole house is boiling! What kind of long-term workers, part-time workers, maids, mothers-in-law, old ladies, car handles, rain handles, flower handles, bird handles, hula copy, more than two hundred numbers, stood in several rows to welcome me...

Li: Yeah~

He: It scared me!

Li: I have never seen this formation...

He: I don’t even dare to go down...

Li: Yes~

He: What do you think if these people and eyes recognize me...

Li: Yes~

He: I have to let go Put a portion...

Li: How to put a portion?

He: I am holding this casserole in one hand, and I am covering my face with this hand...

Li: Oh, I am afraid that people will see...

He: Jump This car...

Li: Oh~

He: Don’t be like this.. Don’t be like this… Don’t be like this.. Don’t be like this…

Li: Hey! We're in~

He: It doesn't matter if I flick my sleeves...

Li: Huh?

He: Two taels of cotton have also gone out...

Li: I'm completely in a bind this time...

He: I'm at the second gate. , look up~

Li: Yeah.

He: Good guy, two old ladies helped the old lady from the house and walked out of the house... I saw the old lady My wife came out and ran a few steps to say hello...Mom~ I'm back!

Li: Wait a moment. Do you know this old lady?

He: I don’t know her..

Li: If I don’t know her, why call her mom?

He: Think about this...

Li: Huh?

He: The one in front of me must be my old lady...

Li: Oh~

He: How many of you have I seen? Is the old woman walking around the yard with her arms?

Li: It makes sense...

He: Yes...so I said this. The old lady rubbed her eyes..."Huh? Is this my uncle? ? .."

Li: I dare not admit it.

He: "Why is my uncle so embarrassed?"

Li: Yes~

He: "Here comes... Go and take my uncle to the backyard to take a bath..."

Li: I want to take a bath.

He: "Take a bath , take a bath"...

Li: Yes~

He: I have to take a good bath...

Li: Yes~

He: These are all good soaps.

Li: What brand?

He: Lux soap!

Li: Famous brand~

He: I washed three pieces~I ate three more pieces!

Li: Why do you still eat three pieces?

He: It smells good from the inside out...<

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Li: Oh~ wash it inside too...

He: It smells delicious...

Li: Ouch!

He: I washed myself, put on new clothes, and sat on the sofa... The old lady was so happy...

Li: Yes.

He: "Hey~ That's great! Come on~ don't be stunned, go to the inner house and call the lady out..."

Li: Oh~ I want to call the girl.

He : "Let's meet his son-in-law..."

Li: Yes~

He: "Let them chat easily..." After a while, the lady came Yes...

Li: Yes.

He: I took a look at this young lady...

Li: Ah~

He: She is so beautiful...

Li: Really?

He: Not as good as the four beauties!

Li: Which four?

He: Smiling praise Si, ruthless Daji, sick Xi Shi, drunk Concubine Yang...

Li: En~

He: Real appearance like a fish out of place, The appearance of a closed moon and a shy flower!

Li: Good-looking~

He: She is modern and beautiful. She has a haircut and a perm. She wears a cheongsam and high heels when she walks. The hinges are white in the wind. One foot is in the door and the other is outside. When you see me, you are happy and then worried... This kind of energy makes it difficult for me to learn.

Li: Then you can learn from me...

He: Let me learn from it~

Li: Yes.

He: It’s like this....

Li: Come here...

He: "Wude~ You just say a few words and you run away? You say a few words and you run away? You've left, and we are the only two left. Who can we rely on?" You are a person who is shameless, unworthy of education, eats food that is ignorant of your heart, and poops hard..."

Li: What word is that?

He: "You hate it, you hate it so much, you hate it so much..."

Li: You hate it too!

He: "Hit you!!"

Li: Oh...what lady is this?

He: That's it...

Li: Oh.

He: The old lady quickly stopped her, "Okay, okay, stop making trouble." , Stop making trouble, I will marry you after the Chinese New Year..."

Li: Oh~ I am asking you to wait for one year...

He: Wait for one year?

Li: Yes.

He: I have been waiting for eight years...

Li: Yes...

He : My mother is my benefactor~

Li: What?

He: She spoke...

Li: What did you say?

He: "I said, old lady, why are you getting more and more confused as you get older...Why are you still celebrating the New Year? Let me tell you, Ding is Ding, Mao is Mao, today's day That’s great~! “I want to get a wife!

Li: ...What does it look like?

He: I’m so happy~! ...Hurry up and arrange it.

Li: Yes~

He: The rotating lantern on the main door is for the second door to be decorated with colors. I am wearing a red cross. After praying to heaven and earth, I enter the bridal chamber~ When I got to the bridal chamber, I took a look. It was all white on the floor. When I looked at the bed, I saw that it was covered with shiny satin quilts, shiny satin mattresses, pillows, back pillows, and mandarin duck pillows. The lady sat down on the bed and slapped me. Yile~ I stepped forward, twisted my waist, and rushed forward, and then I heard a "click"! The casserole was broken and the cotton-padded jacket was burned...

Li: Aren't you getting married?

He: I’m dreaming in the temple~

Li: Oh~ I’m dreaming!

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