We rely on running errands for a living, while others rely on their breasts for a living!

1. Those who make furniture are wood, those who understand poetry are scholars, what everyone thinks about is money, being trained is talent, what women want is body, those who send messages are geniuses, and those who read messages are idiots.

2. The little donkey asked the old donkey: Why do we eat hay every day, but the cows eat concentrated feed every day? The old donkey sighed: We men can't compare. We rely on running errands to make a living, while others rely on their breasts to make a living!

3. Animal guessing puzzles. Turtle's ***: Regulations. Turtle Stand: There are rules above. Turtle somersaults: one rule after another. A small turtle on the back of a big turtle: there are new regulations.

4. May happiness be like dog skin plaster that sticks to you, good luck be like dog poop that you often step on, happiness be like flies buzzing around you, wealth be like garbage you pick up at will, and accidents be like mice. Make you scream.

5. You are my sun, but it is raining; you are the moon in my dream, but it is covered by clouds; you are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it is a pity that it has bloomed; you are Chang'e from the sky came to earth, but unfortunately she hit the ground face first...

6. A kind-hearted old man was walking slowly along the street and saw a boy who wanted to ring the doorbell, but he couldn't. It can't be reached. So he reached out and rang the doorbell for him. The boy then said to the old gentleman: Well done, let's run!

7. After a long night of unintentional sleep, a sister in the dormitory asked: What is a man in the hearts of women? A woman replied: Men just use tampons to pick out their ears, put them in, poke them, and then throw them away...

8. Funny story: A foreigner is looking for a restaurant on the street. Look at the door and it says: beef noodles, large steak noodles, simple meals. After writing it down, he walked in and said to the waiter: Hello, bring me a bowl of "cow poop".

9. The seedless watermelon was successfully developed, and it frequently participated in various celebration parties and report meetings, enjoying great success. The other watermelons were very envious, but one watermelon was angry: What's so beautiful about it? There is no next generation left.

10. If you still insist on going to work, you are a warrior; if you still dare to wander around the world, you are a warrior; if you do not reply to the text messages I sent, you are a martyr; if you persist If you want to treat me to dinner, then you are a gentleman!

A paragraph, a philosophy, a spiritual journey every day.