Laughing jokes.

Joke: A man strolls around a brothel and asks a woman the price. The woman answers: 50 yuan. The man saw it was cheap and did it. The woman said: Please pay 100 yuan, and the man asked why. Woman: You fucking moved in China, and you charged in two ways! More wonderful jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

Funny joke (1) 1, the funeral procession downstairs is playing "Go home often", I don't know what the family thinks.

2. Chatting with an elder sister, she said:

The day before yesterday, my boss looked behind my computer for a long time and said? Xiaoke, do you grow vegetables? This is working time! ? I took the melon seeds, looked at him and said? Manager Zhang, this is my desktop. Where did you see Super Mary standing on the vegetable field?

A male colleague has been pestering his girlfriend to develop a relationship with her. Have the cheek to ask her phone number all day to make excuses. My best friend has no choice but to feel her pockets. Last week, the fifth anniversary of the old man, she went to the cemetery and happened to buy a pack of paper towels with the phone number of the crematorium on it. So I told my male colleague the number.

The next day, a man was puzzled to tell everyone that he called to ask if Miss XX was in. The other party replied: Was it sent before yesterday? Yesterday's first few have been burned, and today's has not been put into the furnace.

I remember going to the swimming pool with my parents once. When I first entered the gate, I saw a tattoo of a social youth. Shave it? Green husk? Boss, wear a big gold chain around your neck! When we got into the water to get used to the temperature, we watched the brother swagger past a stop point in the water, and lightning happened. . . The thick gold chain around his neck floated on the water. . . . .

Jokes keep coming (2) 1. One day, the king went to inspect the madhouse. The director of the madhouse showed him around every room.

A man is crying and banging his head against the fence. His anger was so strong and his pain was so deep that the king wanted to hear the whole process of how the man went crazy. The supervisor said:? A man is crazy if he falls in love with a woman and can't get it. ?

Then they went to another room. A man spat on a portrait of a woman. The king asked, what about this man's experience? It seems to have something to do with a woman. ?

The supervisor said:? This is the husband of the woman who can't get it. ?

3 men and 1 woman are holding a lifeline on the plane, but the lifeline can only bear the weight of one person. What should I do? Everybody, look at me. I'll look at you. Finally, the lady spoke: OK, let me go down. Women have been sacrificing for you men, washing clothes and cooking for you. . . Let me sacrifice for you again! Three people were moved to clap together. . .

3. The wife and husband discuss: I want to put a statue of a master musician on the piano. Who do you think is the most suitable? Husband:? According to your level, I choose Beethoven. ? Why? Because he is deaf. .

Punchy joke (3) The man said: Dear, my money is not enough to buy a house at present, and we are all old. Get married first! It's all because I make less money and have no ability. I'll try to make money in the future, okay?

The following are several versions of the woman's answer:

1, Stephen Chow edition:

Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? you are talking to the wrong person. I am a very realistic person. If a man with realistic feelings marries a man without a house, he will become emotionally defective. A man with emotional defects is useless even if you have her forever, so I won't get married without a house. I'm leaving now.

2. Qiong Yao Edition:

How can you blame yourself like this? There's nothing wrong with you. It really hurts me to hear that you blame yourself so mercilessly. Although not having a house is a kind of torture and suffering for me, I am willing to regard suffering as happiness, because I love you one hundred times, one thousand times and ten thousand times.

3. Gulong Edition:

The woman's face is white and bloodless: you finally said it. ?

Man:? Yes ?

Woman:? I thought we got along well. You wouldn't say that. ?

Man:? I told you. ?

Woman:? Is there no room for discussion?

Man:? Yes ?

Woman:? You shouldn't say. ? After that, a dry cat's paw took the man's watch and disappeared. From the air, it came: Return to the original owner, break up! ?

4, Lin Daiyu version:

Women cry with rain, crying flying sand and stones; In the dark, I sobbed and said, Brother, let's find a gold and silver. Have power and influence; Marry a big lady with a house and a car, so as not to suffer with me, a wicked woman?

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