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Who has a joke about the tortoise and the rabbit?
Impressive,
So the rabbit asked the tortoise to say, "Oh! Brother, is that okay?
Please go to the pharmacy and buy me some headache medicine, because I have a headache.
It's really bad. Go now! The tortoise said in his room, "All right! 」
Then, an hour passed, two hours passed and three hours passed.
Hours have passed, four hours have passed! But I just can't see the tortoise.
Traces of. The rabbit with a hangover is lying in bed with a splitting headache.
In the dark, I couldn't help cursing: "this stupid turtle, wait a minute."
When he comes back, I will make him look good! I have a headache,
He doesn't know where to go! The drugstore is just around the corner. What a ... ah (What a+adj+n exclamatory sentence pattern)
You idiot! He said 15 minutes later, he heard the sound coming from the turtle's room.
The voice said, "You called me so ugly,
I don't want to go any further! 」
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