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Who has a joke about the tortoise and the rabbit?

There is a rabbit and a turtle living together. One day, the rabbit had a headache.

Impressive,

So the rabbit asked the tortoise to say, "Oh! Brother, is that okay?

Please go to the pharmacy and buy me some headache medicine, because I have a headache.

It's really bad. Go now! The tortoise said in his room, "All right! 」

Then, an hour passed, two hours passed and three hours passed.

Hours have passed, four hours have passed! But I just can't see the tortoise.

Traces of. The rabbit with a hangover is lying in bed with a splitting headache.

In the dark, I couldn't help cursing: "this stupid turtle, wait a minute."

When he comes back, I will make him look good! I have a headache,

He doesn't know where to go! The drugstore is just around the corner. What a ... ah (What a+adj+n exclamatory sentence pattern)

You idiot! He said 15 minutes later, he heard the sound coming from the turtle's room.

The voice said, "You called me so ugly,

I don't want to go any further! 」