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A small snail just climbed over a bridge when it suddenly collapsed with a bang. The little snail sighed a mouthful of sweat: God, I didn't run so fast and lost my life. ? More wonderful jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

Funny stories (1) 1. Girlfriend complained that it was too hot, Qi was burnt into a barcode, and makeup was spent into a QR code.

Boyfriend: Are you a wild goose?

Me: What's the matter?

Boyfriend: I thought you were dreaming of migrating after watching you sleep in herringbone for a while and in herringbone for a while.

3. I went to the supermarket at noon and saw a beautiful woman trying to get something on the shelf.

I went over to strike up a conversation and asked? Can I help you?

She nodded shyly and said, thank you.

I stood on tiptoe and found that I could not reach it. . . But I had a brainwave and picked her up!

There is a girl who takes the weak line in the company. Her favorite sentence is to help me unscrew the bottle cap of the drink.

But strangely, she can unscrew it when she is alone, but she can't when there is a man next to her. For example, all the drinks she brought to work were unscrewed.

One day on the road, I bought a bottle of drink and talked while walking. I saw her unscrew it and asked you how.

She was silent for a while and said she forgot to pretend to chat.

I bought a drink in a drink shop today. The waitress asked a buddy: Does coke need ice?

Dude: Can you add anything?

Sister: You can add anything you want!

Then the buddy replied: Then let's add a WeChat!

Collection of funny jokes (2) 1. Although my appearance, personality and work are not so good, I have a good appetite. I am unpopular, but I am angry. . .

2. When a shop assistant opposite me squats down, he always shows the little pink inside, but it hasn't changed for several days. Should I remind her that it's time to change the interior?

It's really hard to get people to do something as long as they have a little power. This is not that I asked the village accountant for a certificate, but that I ran five times without success. Today, I had a brainwave, bought a good cigarette and struck the table directly, proving that it would take two minutes. After the opening, I quickly collected my documents and left in a hurry.

I accidentally fell into the river on a business trip in the south. After being fished out, I shivered and said: the cold in the south is really wet and cold.

Every time I pass by an Internet cafe, I sigh deeply when I look at the minors who are addicted to games. Quietly walked up to the webmaster and brushed my ID card, which took up one machine and saved one.

6. I have an appointment with my friend to have dinner together. My buddy actually sang my favorite song and walked in the door: I chase you, if I chase you. . . ?

? I'll give you a meeting. ? I said.

A collection of funny jokes (3) 1. I stayed with my boyfriend for two months at night. My boyfriend hugged me affectionately and said, I want to marry you in the future! ?

I bowed my head and asked him: Don't you dislike my flat chest?

My boyfriend grabbed my shoulder and was very firm: What are you afraid of without a chest? As long as we work together, there will be some in the future! ?

God, no one can make colors so inspirational.

2, the buddy and girlfriend have been in love for two years, and it's time to talk about marriage, but the girlfriend said that the family did not agree.

My buddy has a straight temper. Today, he proposed with something and was beaten black and blue.

I wonder, if I don't agree, I don't agree. Why did I hit someone? Later I learned that I was beaten by my husband. . .

3. I went across the street to copy my ID card, and I only brought a ticket of 100 yuan in my pocket. I told my sister that I only had 100 yuan. It's up to you to get my ID card!

I knew her very well and thought she wouldn't charge me, MD, as a result. . . She printed 100 copies for me!

It is estimated that I don't have to print my ID card in my life!

4. I received the news of my first love: Xiao Wang, this is Xiao Hong. I haven't heard from you for a long time I miss you so much. Let's meet! I will wait for you in the park where we often go. . . ?

I changed my clothes, arranged my hair, and went to the park, on the stone bench next to the rockery. Although I haven't seen her for years, I recognized her at a glance. I shouted excitedly: red. . . ?

After listening, she gave me a gentle smile, then pointed to a man not far from me and shouted:? Honey, kill him. That was the first time this son of a bitch lied to me with a bag of spicy strips. . . ?

5. The boy and the girl went to climb the mountain and met a boulder at the top.

It's amazing that when the wind blows, the boulder shakes but doesn't fall.

When they were cooing, a Zen master came out from behind the boulder and asked, Do you think it is wind or stone?

Boy:? Wind?

Girl:? Stones move, right?

Boys laugh:? Ha ha ha ha silly, how can the stone move?

Zen master:? Yes, is it a stone move? .

Boy:? Huh? Why?

The Zen master slapped him in the face: Why? Women are always right! ?

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