Who can tell some hilarious jokes?

1.m: May I ask you the way? Woman: Where? M: In your heart. W: Sorry, this road has been closed. 2. Man: Believe me … I will make you the second happiest person in the world! Why not be the first one? Man: I am the happiest person with you! W: I think I will soon be the happiest person in the world. M: Why? Woman: Because I'm going to get rid of you. The woman strode away. 3. A asks B, how much is your monthly salary? B answer:1100,000! What do you do, with such a high salary? I had a dream! A close friend of mine likes makeup very much, especially eye shadow. One day, she painted an extremely exaggerated eye shadow and prepared to go out to class. Her mother saw it, hesitated for a moment and asked her, Wukong, are you leaving?