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What do you mean by invincible ugly women?

LZ, Lin Wudi, is a newly graduated master of finance. Excellent grades, superior ability, but can't find a decent job. The reason is mainly because of her sorry appearance, rigid and serious works and clothes that are 20 years behind the times. Invincible has been frustrated in job hunting many times. Although she firmly believes that she will always meet a boss who appreciates her, in order to earn a salary as soon as possible and share the growing financial pressure of her parents, she has never given up easily, so she has to lower her requirements and try to apply for the humble position of secretary.

Finally, Invincible waited for an interview call from the famous domestic advertising company Concept. I thought I could easily win this position by my own strength, but I don't want to compete with her because she is a silly but extraordinarily beautiful and sexy international student. What's more, this girl named Pei Na has another identity-Li Anxi, the production director of Concept Company, is a close friend. Li Anxi recommended Pei Na to interview the president's secretary because she has her own career in mind.

The current chairman is Li Anxi's boyfriend Federer. It can be said that Federer can become chairman because of Qian An. The concept consists of Fei and Li, with Fei Denan and his parents Fei Bocheng holding 45% of the shares; Li Anxi, his brother Li Anrui and his sister Li Anna hold 45% of the shares, and the remaining 65,438+00% is held by the company's vice president Wu Yong. Faber wants to take a back seat, and the board of directors will vote anonymously to elect a new president. Ferdinand and Li Anrui are two candidates. Fei Bocheng considered his feelings with Qian An's parents (who died in a car accident) and voted for Anrui. So is Anna. Zhou Yuanyuan and Wu Yong voted for Federer. Anxi's vote is very important. Anrui was convinced that her sister would vote for her, but she didn't expect Anxi to choose her boyfriend Ferdinand. Anrui lost by one vote. From then on, he held a grudge against Federer, Anxi and Fei's parents, always trying to find fault, trying to overthrow Federer and gain sovereignty by himself.

Qian An elected Federnan mainly because he thought that an easy-going, optimistic and scheming Federnan would give this concept a relaxed atmosphere and a place to display his talents. If you choose An Rui, he will never give himself a chance to speak, because he is arbitrary and cunning. Although Anxi chose Ferdinand, she was vaguely worried ―― Ferdinand is a famous and scandal-ridden playboy. When she becomes president, more girls will surely pounce on her. Therefore, he used the opportunity of recruiting a secretary to insert his good friend Pei Nanan beside him and monitor his every move.

In that face of an opponent with such a complicated background, is there any chance for ugly Lin Wudi? Sun Pei, the flattering director of human resources, was fascinated by the beautiful Pei Na and refused to be invincible.

However, people are not as good as heaven. When Roger Federer, the new president, discovered Anxi's little plot, he immediately took countermeasures-giving Lin Wudi an interview opportunity under the pretext of fair competition, and blocking Anxi's mouth with invincible academic qualifications and high standards. Qian An is not so easy to deal with. In the end, the result of the game between the two sides forced Federnan to make the next move-to hire two secretaries at the same time, but whoever had problems during the probation period had to leave immediately.

In an advertising company with such a beautiful idea, Lin Wudi, an ugly woman, seems to be a different kind, being pushed out everywhere. The problem of interpersonal relationship is still a trivial matter. The most important thing is that Li Anrui has been putting pressure on Federer, who knows nothing about enterprise management. She must unload all the pressure on Federer. Although Federer couldn't tolerate Lin Wudi's appearance and clothes, he was caught between Scylla and Charybdis. He wants a smooth transition from "Faber era" to "Federer era", and he has to deal with Li Anrui's aggressive offensive. Only by relying on Lin Wudi, who is familiar with finance and enterprise management, can we open a bridge. Tough and invincible, with his wisdom and loyalty, he helped Federer save the day many times and quickly won Federer's trust. Ferdinand got carried away and thought that he was capable, so inspired by Li Anrui, the board boasted that he could make a profit of 40 million yuan in his first year in office. Under the pressure of Li Anrui, the old president Faber-Bocheng announced that if his son Ferdinand failed to realize the expected profit, Li Anrui would take over as president.

Federer has a little knowledge of advertising operation and company management, which is subjective and aggressive. He didn't listen to the invincible man's persuasion and fell into a series of tricks of Li Anrui, which made a thriving company heavily in debt and on the verge of bankruptcy. He wants to whitewash the peace in the board meeting. He knows the concept of invincibility. Although I was reminded from time to time, I was scolded by Federer. In order to appreciate Federer's kindness, she can only try to repair what Federer did wrong. But the hole is getting bigger and bigger, and the company is in danger. At this time, Federer thought of another trick-using his own private money to set up a shadow company-Tiancai Investment Company in the name of Invincible, so that Invincible, who is proficient in finance, can invest with the money, and then give the investment income to the concept in the form of loans, while the concept takes assets as collateral. In this way, if the bank wants to seal up the concept, Tiancai can first file a lawsuit against the concept as a creditor, and the concept can continue to exist in another shell.

In order to keep this concept, Invincible had to accept Ferdinand's proposal. But because she was too busy to work for the concept, she gave her investment in natural materials to her childhood friend Tang Yajun. Tang Yajun is an investment genius. His software "invincible daily limit" is invincible in the stock market, and he is honest and reliable. Tang Yajun, who is too arrogant to work for others, put forward the technology of "invincible daily limit", accounting for 1%.

Invincible has always wanted to find an opportunity to tell Federer about it before registration, but it has never been wrong, which has become an invincible heart disease. When Ferdinand later saw the news, he began to doubt invincible loyalty. In addition, Wu Yong, the dog strategist next to him, encouraged him to believe that Invincible and Tang Yajun are a potential couple-although Invincible only calls Tang Yajun a good friend at present, Tang Yajun is likely to pursue Invincible because of this huge wealth. This is equivalent to giving the concept to Invincible and Tang Yajun. At first, Federer didn't believe Wu Yong. He is relatively at ease with his invincible character. If it is impossible to say that Tang Yajun is invincible, it is definitely impossible. However, Federer soon heard the news that he was disappointed-the invincible good friend ugly girl club declared that Tang Yajun was an invincible boyfriend, and described this originally introverted and wretched otaku as a tall, heroic, romantic and rich super genius. This is a joke told by Invincible at the beginning, and I don't want to spread it more and more. It was like this when it reached Federer's ear.

Ferdinand doubted invincible honesty and loyalty for the first time, and it was proved wrong after several tests. Ferdinand didn't sleep well at first. Wu Yong, if you want to keep your ideas, you must control talents. If you want to control talents, you must be Emperor Lin Tiewu. If you want Lin Tiewu, you must win her heart. Under Wu Yong's analysis, it is an inevitable causal relationship to let Invincible fall in love with Ferdinand. In order to accomplish this great mission, Federer, who only loves beauty, crustily skin of head asked her out on Invincible's birthday and gave Invincible a deep kiss with the power of wine. ...