What are some funny solitaire jokes?

1, King Gehudi, stewed mushrooms with chicken.

2, kung pao chicken, fish-flavored shredded pork.

3, worry can rejuvenate the country, close your eyes can recuperate.

4, the heavenly king covers the earth tiger, the kitten catches the mouse.

5. When will there be a bright moon? Look up for yourself.

6, a plate of pig heads, two or two old white dry.

7, Tianma meteor boxing, send you a pack of salt.

8, Qingming Riverside Map, Baota Town River Demon.

9, potatoes, potatoes, I am beef.

10, clear the dark clouds, clear the mountains and clear the water, and look at the cattle and sheep.

1 1. It's sunny today, and there are beautiful scenery everywhere.

12, are you going to Peach Blossom Island? I have a boat.

13, your Yida. No, it's your idea.

14, when it rains well, you will wet your shoes when you walk.