There is a cross talk between two people. They are better than watching movies. One said he was nicknamed Hollywood, the other said he was Oscar, and then they started PK.

The original version of "Qiao Dui Lian Win"

(Performance in 1987)

Author: Dong Xue Yongnian

Performer: Gong

A: The Year of the Tiger is almost over, and the Year of the Rabbit is coming. It's time for the tiger and the rabbit to change hands.

B: Yes! After working for a year, it's time to change jobs.

A: Last year, we talked about the Year of the Tiger.

B: That's right!

Where is this year?

B: This year, we are going to talk about rabbits in the Year of the Rabbit.

Our mission?

B: That's right!

We will talk about monkeys in the Year of the Monkey.

We will talk about dogs in the Year of the Dog.

What year should we talk about?

B: I want to win in my life!

A: It's ok to talk about tigers, but it's not easy to talk about rabbits.

B: Then whose lips will the score reach?

What should I put in your mouth?

B: better than you!

A: Say it first.

B: Let's talk to each other.

A: I said tiger.

I'm talking about rabbits.

A: I am Lao Hu, ambitious.

B: I am ... I have no ambition.

A: My tiger is unstoppable when it goes down the mountain.

I, Mr. Rabbit, tried to save lives.

I'm not Tigerheart.

My rabbit doesn't eat grass near its nest.

A: I can't touch the tiger's ass.

My rabbit's ears are stiff.

A: I am the king of beasts.

My rabbit tail ...

What about you?

B: I didn't plan to grow at all. Change the word, rabbit is hard to say.

Well, I have an idea today. Say a movie couplet today.

B: Paired with a movie?

A: How about that?

B: You know me.

I know you?

Yes, I watched a lot of movies.

Do you watch many movies? You are not as good as me.

B: Why?

A: Ask around. I have a nickname at work, called the film factory.

B: Ah! Ah, hahaha, but you ask, I have a nickname, too. I call a film company in our unit, specializing in that job.

Factory.

A: At work, I also have a nickname called Movie Warehouse.

B: And you are?

The movie warehouse.

What about the warehouse?

A: All the films of your company are in my warehouse.

Oh, I have another nickname.

A: What's this?

B: warehouse manager.

Where's the warehouse keeper?

You might as well be in charge now I have the key.

A: I also have a nickname.

B: No matter what nickname you have, I am its owner.

A: My name is. ...

I have the key. What's your name? I am on your side. You said-

A: My name is (loudly) the lover of the warehouse keeper. Warehouse keeper, you have to listen to your wife, too?

This man has the habit of being afraid of his wife.

A: I learned it from you! Hey hey.

Let me tell you something. Let's start now. I will do the first part.

A: Here you are.

B: My first movie was a one-word movie.

A: I'll give you a word.

B: The movie of this word is-

A: Come on.

B: "Lights."

A: Just open your mouth and you will come. "medicine."

B: No, no, no, don't talk nonsense.

What do you mean by talking nonsense?

B: You have three minutes.

A: Export it into a movie. This medicine matches.

Don't keep me in suspense.

You can't beat me.

What does your medicine have to do with my lamp?

A: There is contact!

B: Ah.

You are the lamp and I am the medicine.

B: Why "medicine"?

A: Why is it "medicine"?

B: Huh?

A: .......

B: Why? I should ask you.

A: You are the lamp and I am the medicine!

B: Why "medicine"?

A: It is such a thing. That's the truth. Turn on the light when taking medicine at night. If you don't turn on the light, you must have eaten something wrong.

Medicine. Yes, right away!

B: Far-fetched.

A: Not far-fetched!

B: OK, OK, OK. I will say two words this time.

A: That's right.

My two-word movie is-

A: What?

B: Side Street.

Open your mouth, old gun.

B: Old gun?

A: Young people versus old people.

Literally neat.

A: Very neat.

B: Is there any internal connection?

A: There are internal relations.

Tell me.

A: You are a "small street" and I am an "old gun".

Why the old gun?

Why the old gun? You are walking in a small street. ...

B: On the side street.

I'll give you an old gun. I'm afraid it's not safe for you to walk in the side street, so I'll give you an old gun to carry.

B: it plays a protective role.

A: Yes, yes, yes.

B: if I talk more.

A: More.

B: I'm in a hurry.

A: That's right.

B: I said a string.

A: Come on.

I am a bear. (drawling sound)

A: What?

B.listen again. Bear tracks.

A: It's scary enough!

To scare you.

A: I give you the right-

B: What?

A: The Snake Case. (It also lengthens the sound)

B: It's scary enough.

A: Hmm!

B: "Sorry about death".

A: Detective.

B: "The night is endless".

A: "The road is long".

B: "Ermei".

A: Fifteen levels.

B: "Sanjiaxiang".

A: "Five is colder".

Dream of Red Mansions.

A: Legend of the White Snake.

B: Lotus Lantern.

A: Peach Blossom Fan.

B: "The wheels are rolling".

A: "The mountain road is winding".

The Legend of the Pear Garden.

A: The Battle of Harry.

B: Enemy at the Gates.

A: "Advance into the Central Plains".

B: Breaking the Wujiang River.

A: "outsmart Huashan".

B: "Feng Dan faces the sun".

A: Biography of the Imperial Horse

B: General Saber.

A: "Domestic judges".

B: "Six Jin County Order".

A: Eight hundred arhats.

B: "Green wallet".

A: The Blue File.

B: "Red House Night Market".

A: The mystery of the golden elephant.

B: Volcano Forbidden Zone.

A: Shipwreck in an Ice Sea.

B: Fly to the Future.

A: Going to the Abyss.

B: "reserve players"

A: "Prepare the police officer.

B: Old Things in the South of the City.

A: The New Biography of Ah Hun.

B: "Independence or death".

A: Love and Heritage.

B: Strange Friends.

A: Mysterious Traveller.

B: vibrato of life.

A: The Call of the Distant Mountains.

B: "Our Niu Yi is a hundred years old".

A: Happy Bachelor.

B: "After the blue light flashed".

A: Falling into the sky.

B: Dead Light on Coral Island.

A: Tragedy on the Nile.

B: "Da Li, Xiao Li, Lao Li".

Answer: "Son, grandson and seed".

B: Station 5 1.

A: Seventy-two Tenants.

B: I have the number here, 5 1.

I have a number here, 72.

B: I can add words here.

A: I can add words here.

B: I'm a soldier 5 1 and I live with 72 tenants.

So ... is there anyone as good as you?

I'll do it.

A: You have 5 1 and 72!

Who said who was in charge?

Are you trying to test me? !

B: Test you!

A: You can't beat me! .

B: You do it.

What is the first part?

B: There are 72 tenants living in No.51.

A: I moved you out of station 5 1 with 72 tenants.

B: Is it meaningful to move out?

A: I can't do it without moving. The army is not allowed to bring family members.

Your film is heavier than mine.

A: Isn't it right to turn it over?

You don't know the rules.

A: Must be in pairs!

B: start from the beginning.

What is the first part?

B: There are 72 tenants living in No.51.

A: "405 murder on the 39 steps" I was right!

B: Listen to this. I am Qin Xianglian, a good woman. Look how gentle this gesture is.

A: Put the two films together.

Hey hey! .

A: There is a direct connection.

B: There are contents.

A: I am still facing it.

Really?

A: Listen to my bottom line.

B: What's your downline?

A: I will give you "model husband Li Shizhen".

B: This Li Shizhen is Qin Xianglian's husband?

A: It was just published on the 30th.

Listen to "Sister Liu Sanjie, an overseas child".

A: Oliver Twist, Du Shiniang.

B: Handsome Kyle Poirot.

Yesenia, the flower girl.

B: "I am a handsome young man, Kyle Poirot, who participated in mine warfare, tunnel warfare and the war to conquer the north and south."

A: Guerrillas!

B: Never mind!

A: Let me tell you something about Yesenia, a flower girl who sells marigold, bitter cauliflower and icing on cakes.

B: "Yangcheng defender. The scouts went into the mountain city to hunt down Xiangzi, the camel. "

A: Wait a minute. What's your voice?

This camel sneezes.

A: I will give you an evaluation of "street angel, homeless cross street, crying at midnight". Mm-hmm. (Like a chicken)

What's that noise?

This rooster caught a cold!

B: "The river is running, the waves are rolling and roaring-the Yellow River." (drawling sound)

A: By reciting. Let me give you a comment on "Spring and Autumn in a Small Town, the Voice of Du Fu, Motherland-Mother".

B: Count of Monte Cristo.

A: Shaolin Temple disciple!

B: "Count of Monte Cristo, blow up the Cassandra Bridge."

A: Disciples of Shaolin Temple, surprise attack on Acacia Inn.

B: The inn has hired you!

A: Tax evasion surprised it!

B: The King Tiger Steals the Kiss. "

A: Sister Li Er remarried.

B: "Wang Tiger robbed Hai's daughter. This is a troublesome happy event. "

Answer: "Sister-in-law Li Er remarried to the mysterious Buddha. What a strange marriage!"!

B: I also have an absolute son, only the upper part has no lower part.

A: There is no silent couple. I don't deserve them!

B: This time, you can't.

A: Go ahead!

B: Listen, this is the story of Yinjiro, the story of Huangpu River, the story of the boatswain, the story of summer, and Six Treasures.

Stories, love stories, brother stories, these are stories that should not happen!

Is this your own son?

B: Of course!

A: It's too simple!

B: Test you!

A: Listen to my bottom line.

What's your bottom line?

Do it again.

B: I tried eight times, but you couldn't!

A: Just once!

B: This is the story of Yinjiro, the story of Huangpu River, the story of the boatswain, the story of Liubao and the story of love.

Bugs story, this is a story that should not happen! "

A: I have the next link!

B: Come on.

A: Let me give you a review of La Traviata, Dragonfly, Shanghai Beach, Jingpo, Xizi and Mount Kumgang.

The girl who carries the plate is not an actress's girl. These are all unmarried girls! "

Now many young actors have adapted this joke and added some fresh elements. You can search again.

For example, Yang Guang's Zhang Mengjie's "Qiao Dui Lian Win"