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What life advice do you have for a 25-year-old girl?
1. Starting this year, you can try to celebrate your birthday twice a year. For example, today is April of Gregorian calendar 18, my birthday. On the 30th, it's my birthday again. From the age of 26, you can do whatever you want. You should indulge yourself. Be sure.
Look in the mirror more every day. Tell yourself you are beautiful, you are really beautiful. If it's really hard to convince yourself, put on makeup and take pictures. Or, take the mirror away and dim the lights. Anyway, you have to believe that you are really beautiful. Because you are your own magic mirror.
3. Buy a lot of sexy underwear. If you haven't tried it yet, you must try the thong this year. It's really tempting, believe me. Trust me, you will love yourself if you wear it. At this age, what is more important than falling in love with yourself?
4. Be sure to wear perfume. If no man gives you 750 yuan and only 50 ml of L, eau Dksev, then try to buy it for yourself. If you really have no money, you must buy perfume with relatively low price and elegant fragrance. Oh, dear, why, when you are 26 years old, you have no money? I already warned you. You should at least have money to buy flowers.
5. Long hair, long hair, long hair. Anyway, I like long hair. Women with long hair are always beautiful, because it can distract others from your face, if you are still not confident enough. Then it doesn't matter. I will teach you slowly.
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