Collect jokes caused by typos or pronunciations. It has to be funny.

A-Dai has stuttered since he was a child.

★Outing

⊙One day, there were guests coming to the house, and Ah-Dai’s mother asked Ah-Dai to go shopping and come back.

Arrived at the store.

Boss: "A pack of beef jerky is 100 yuan."

Dumb: "I buy...buy...buy..."

The boss packed it up immediately .

A-Dai: "Can't afford it!"

⊙A-Dai asked again how to sell biscuits.

Boss: "80 yuan per pack."

Dumb: "Okay...ok...ok..."

The boss immediately wrapped the biscuits.

Ah-Dai: "It's so expensive!"

⊙Ah-Dai picked up a bottle of soda.

Boss: "30 yuan a bottle."

Dumb: "Open...open...open..."

The boss immediately pried open the soda bottle .

Dumb: "Are you kidding!"

⊙I bought something casually, and on the way home, someone was selling drinks, so you could try them.

Boss: "Would you like a small drink?"

Dumb: "I'll drink...drink...drink..."

The boss poured it down immediately One cup.

Ah-Dai: “I can’t drink it.”

⊙Ah-Dai continued walking and met a guest on the way.

A-Dai: "My mother please...please...please come to my house to have a meal...a meal...a meal!"

⊙Just after the Chinese New Year, the guests brought Give the red envelope to Dumb.

Dumb: "No...no...no..."

The guest immediately put away the red envelope.

A-Dai: "Sorry!"

⊙Guest: "I have something to ask your dad for. Is your dad at home?"

A-Dai: "Yes." ...In...In..."

The guest took Dumb's hand and walked into the home.

Ah-Dai: "Outside."

★Hospital Chapter

⊙Once, Ah-Dai caught a bad cold and was lying in the hospital. The hospital stipulates that only one family member can stay.

A-Dai's mother: "A-Dai, who do you want to accompany you?"

A-Dai: "Mom...Mom...Mom..."

Dad listened. , get up and leave.

A-Dai: "Mom, you...you...just go back."

⊙The hospital stipulates that you should take medicine every six hours, at six o'clock and twelve o'clock.

A-Dai’s mother: “A-Dai, what time is it now?”

A-Dai: “Six…six…six o’clock…”

A-Dai’s mother immediately Drink the medicine.

Ah-Dai: “It’s not even six o’clock yet!”

⊙The nurse on the night shift forgot whether she had given Ah-Dai an injection.

Nurse: "Did you get the injection just now?"

Dumb: "Inject...inject...inject..."

The nurse immediately gave the injection.

Ah-Dai: "I beat him!"

★Father's Chapter

⊙Ah-Dai was finally discharged from the hospital. In order to pay for medical expenses and owe money to his friends, he had to work with His dad went to sell a stall.

Dad Dumb slowly put the little thing on the ground.

A-Dai: "Quick...quick...quick..."

A-Dai's dad poured everything on the ground.

Ah-Dai: "Run!" (The police are coming)

⊙Ah-Dai ran home, and Ah-Dai's mother came home immediately after hearing the news.

A-Dai’s mother: “What’s wrong with your dad?”

A-Dai: “Die…die…die…”

A-Dai’s mother burst into tears.

A-Dai: "I can't die!"

⊙A-Dai's father is in jail. Ah-Dai's mother took Ah-Dai to take a taxi to the airport to go back to her parents' home in Kaohsiung. When he got into the taxi, he realized that he had forgotten his plane ticket and Dui opened his luggage.

Dumb: "Here...here..."

The taxi went straight to the airport.

Ah-Dai: "Not here!"

★Blind Date

Back in the countryside, Ah-Dai's grandmother felt that Ah-Dai was getting older and it was time to get married. I hired a matchmaker and almost succeeded several times, but still failed because...

⊙First time: Woman: "Does your family have any money?"

A-Dai: " Yes... Yes... Yes..."

Matchmaker: "Okay! Yes, I can be a young lady."

A-Dai: "It's weird if you have money!"

⊙Second time: Woman: "What do you like?"

Dumb: "Wild... wild... wild..."

Woman: "Wild woman! Let's go !”

Ah-Dai: “Wild Lily.”

⊙The third time: Woman: “Are you riding a motorcycle or driving?”

Ah-Dai: “Me. Ride... ride... ride..."

Matchmaker: "It's not bad to ride a motorcycle. You're not afraid of traffic jams."

A-Dai: "Ride a bicycle."

⊙The fourth time: Woman: "If you get married, do you want your first child to be a boy or a girl?"

Dumb: "Male...boy...boy..."

Woman: "Pricho boys! Old-fashioned! Let's go!"

Ah-Dai: "Boys are naughty!"

⊙The fifth time: Ah-Dai's mother told Ah-Dai to stop talking. Later, I asked Dumb how the girl was doing.

A-Dai: "No...no...no..."

A-Dai's mother: "No? Matchmaker, I don't want that girl anymore."

A-Dai : "Not bad!"

⊙The sixth time: Finally, a girl fell in love with Dumb's loyalty and honesty, so she made an appointment to go see a movie. After watching the movie, the girl couldn't help but kiss Dumb.

Dumb: "Again...and again...and..."

Girl: "What? Okay! Goodbye!" and left without looking back.

Ah-Dai: "Do it again!"

⊙The seventh time: Another girl fell in love with Ah-Dai, and the day after the blind date, the girl took the initiative to call.

Girl: "Do you still remember who I am?"

Dumb: "I forgot...forgot...forgot..."

Girl: " Forgot? Forget it! Goodbye!"

The girl hung up the phone.

Ah-Dai: "I can't forget it!"

★Fiancée Chapter

⊙God loves good people, and Ah-Dai is finally getting married. Dui and his fiancée went to a department store to buy clothes for the wedding. ---------------

Dumb's Story (2)

--------------- Fiancée: "Ah-Dai, does this look good on me? Can I buy it?"

Ah-Dai: "Okay...okay...okay..."

The fiancée went to pay immediately .

Ah-Dai: "So ugly!"

⊙Ah-Dai took his fiancée to the prison to find his father.

A-Dai: "She is..."

A-Dai: "She is Ji...Ji...Ji..."

A-Dai: "What? ? Prostitute!"

A-Dai: "Miss Ji!"

A-Dai: "What did your fiancée do before?"

A-Dai: "Yes. Selling sex...spring...spring..."

A-Dai: "Selling sex? You're not a prostitute!"

A-Dai: "Selling spring rolls."