Tell a humorous and philosophical story.

A lady called the architect and said that her bed would shake whenever the train passed by.

"This is nonsense. The architect of 1 replied, "Let me see. "

After the architect arrived, his wife suggested that he lie on the bed and experience the feeling when the train passed by.

Hardly had the architect gone to bed when his wife's husband came back. Seeing this, he snapped, "What are you doing in my wife's bed?"

The architect replied trembling, "I said I was waiting for the train." Would you believe it? "

Suddenly realized

Some words are true, but they sound false; Some words are false, but there is no doubt.

Step 2 seduce

An English gentleman and a French lady share a box. The woman tried to seduce the Englishman. After she took off her clothes and lay down, she complained that she was cold. Mr. Wang gave her his quilt, but she kept saying it was cold.

"How else can I help you?" Mr. Wang asked in dismay.

"When I was a child, my mother always used her body to keep me warm."

"Young lady, I can't help you. I can't jump off the train to find your mother, can I? "

Suddenly realized

A man who knows amorous feelings is a good man, and a man who doesn't know amorous feelings is a good man.

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Mike went into the restaurant and ordered a soup. The waiter brought it to him right away.

As soon as the waiter walked away, Mike shouted, "Sorry, I can't drink this soup."

The waiter brought him another soup, but he still said, "Sorry, I can't drink this soup."

The waiter had to call the manager.

The manager nodded respectfully to Mike and said, "Sir, this dish is our specialty and is very popular with customers. Don't you ... "

"I mean, where is the spoon?"

Suddenly realized

Correcting mistakes is of course a good thing. But we often remove the right ones and leave the wrong ones, and the result is wrong and wrong.

Step 4 wear it wrong

In the restaurant, an extremely humble person timidly touched another customer wearing a coat.

"Excuse me, are you Mr. Pierre?"

"No, I'm not." The man replied.

"Ah," he breathed a sigh of relief, "then I'm not mistaken. I am him. You are wearing his coat. "

Suddenly realized

It proved not easy. People who are straightforward tend to feel inferior; And unreasonable people, heroes are like cattle.

Step 5 take it back

A Scotsman went to London to visit an old friend, but he forgot the address, so he sent a telegram to my father: "Do you know Thomas' address?" Quick report 1

On the same day, he received an urgent call back: "I know."

Suddenly realized

When we finally found the most correct answer, we found it was the most useless.

6. Sad stories

Three people went to new york for a holiday. They booked a suite on the 45th floor of a high-rise hotel.

One night, the elevator in the building broke down and the waiter arranged for them to spend the night in the lobby.

After discussion, they decided to walk back to their rooms and agreed to tell jokes, sing songs and tell stories in turn to reduce the fatigue of going upstairs.

After telling jokes and singing songs, we finally climbed to the 34th floor, and everyone felt exhausted.

"All right, Peter, tell a humorous story."

Peter said, "The story is not long, but it is extremely sad: I left my room key in the hall."

Suddenly realized

We are miserable, so we are humorous; We are humorous, so we are happy.

Step 7 sell books

A famous writer is coming to visit the bookstore. The bookstore owner was flattered and quickly removed all the books and replaced them with writers' books. When the writer came to the bookstore, he was very happy to ask, "Does your store only sell my books?"

"Of course not." The bookstore owner replied, "Other books are selling well, and they are all sold out."

Suddenly realized

"Flattery" is a strange word: you seem to flatter and insult him.

Step 8 help

In the lobby of the post office, an old lady walked up to a middle-aged man and said politely, "Sir, would you please write the address on the postcard for me?"

"Of course." The middle-aged man did as the old man asked.

The old lady said, "write me another short paragraph, will you?" Thank you! "

"all right." After writing according to the old lady's words, the middle-aged man smiled and asked, "Is there anything else I can do for you?"

"Well, there's one little thing." The old lady looked at the postcard and said, "Please help me add another sentence below: I'm sorry for the scrawl."

Suddenly realized

If you refuse help, people will hate you for a week; If the help is not perfect, it is best. ...

The tragedy of life

One day, I saw an old farmer tying a big buffalo to a small stake in the country. I walked up to the old farmer and said, "Uncle, it will run away." The old farmer smiled and said with great certainty, "It won't run away. This has always been the case. " I was a little confused and couldn't help asking, "Why not? Such a small stake, the cow only needs a little force, won't it be pulled out? "

At this time, the old farmer approached me and lowered his voice (as if afraid of being heard by the cow): "Young man, I tell you that this cow was tied to this stake when it was a calf. At first, it was not so honest. Sometimes it would go crazy and try to break free from the stake. However, at that time, it was weak and still turned around for a while. When it couldn't help it, it disappeared. Later, it grew up, but it couldn't bear to fight with this stake anymore. Once, I fed it forage and deliberately let it out of its neck. I think it will break free from the stake and eat grass. However, it didn't, just called twice and stood there staring at the forage. You say, is it interesting? "

I had an epiphany. It turns out that it is not a small wooden stake that binds this cow, but a spiritual shackle set by inertia. Comments: Life is not like this. Some people always take their own lives as a mindset. As a result, they can't get out of the prison they set for themselves and have no chance of success all their lives. Think about it, in this world, besides yourself, who else can free you?

Story 2: Being someone else's taillight

At a meeting, I met a promising young entrepreneur, Mr. Li. I heard about the legend of Mr. Li's entrepreneurship, so I asked him what was the secret of his entrepreneurship. He told me a story.

That was five years ago, Mr. Li was still working in a Taiwan-funded enterprise. Their boss is not only a big entrepreneur with many companies in many countries, but also a professor and scholar businessman with good economic mind and high academic achievements. This is the reason why Mr. Li joined his company. Because Mr. Li is diligent and willing to use his head, the boss soon promoted him to the department manager, who is responsible for the sales of furniture. He has never done anything wrong. Once, the company bought a set of furniture with a price tag of 200,000. I don't know why, but no one has asked for the price for four months. One day, a customer took a fancy to this set of furniture as soon as he came in. After asking the price, he always wanted to lower it, and asked Mr. Li180,000 to sell it. Mr. Li also wants to sell this set of furniture. The boss only gave him the floating authority of 1 10,000 yuan, but the customer was also very stubborn, saying that he would not buy it if it was not180,000 yuan. After a long stalemate, Mr. Li wanted to call his boss for instructions. The boss went abroad on business and his mobile phone was turned off. He didn't dare to make his own decisions, and his business was ruined. Two days later, the boss came back and Mr. Li reported the case. The boss is a little unhappy. He said, don't you see that this set of furniture is difficult to dispose of now? You should know my psychology. Since nobody wants this set of furniture for four months, it means there is nothing to buy. The sooner you get rid of it, the better. Don't say180,000, even if it is170,000, you should sell it. Otherwise, I'm afraid no one will even take160,000 next time. Mr. Li bowed his head and thought that I have such courage. When the boss saw him, he smiled generously and said forget it. Drive me first, and we'll go to dinner together. They got on the bus and Mr. Li started the car. There is some fog in the air, and there are many cars on the road, which makes them walk a little slowly. After more than ten minutes, the fog is getting bigger and bigger, and the road conditions are not clear. The boss took his time and let him crawl slowly in the traffic. He asked Li Sheng, how can you drive safely in such foggy weather? Mr. Li said that as long as you follow the taillight of the car in front, nothing will happen. The boss was silent for a while and suddenly asked, if you are the first car, whose tail light should you follow? Mr. Li was shocked when he heard this. Yes, if he is the first car, who will show him the way? He immediately understood the implication of the boss: in general, you can rely on the boss to make decisions for you, and you don't have to share the responsibility. But under special circumstances, you should see the road ahead clearly with your own eyes, analyze the pros and cons with your own mind, and choose your own direction. Who can Bill Gates talk to? People who only follow other people's taillights will never lead. Since then, Mr. Li has worked better. Soon, he discovered a new field of entrepreneurship that others had not explored. Through his own struggle and keen business sense, he soon succeeded. His secret of starting a business is only one sentence: to be the taillight of others.

Comments: (the tragedy of life) and (being someone else's taillight) are related, and watching them together will have better results.

These two stories can explain each other. If you want to be the taillight of others, you must have a free mind and choose your own direction by your own thinking. If you want to have a free mind, you must have the will to be the taillight of others, which is what we often say: "A soldier who doesn't want to be a marshal is not a good soldier."

Do you want to pursue a more valuable life? If that's the case, then you have to have a free thinking mind and a willingness to be someone else's taillight. Otherwise, please follow others honestly and live a "satisfactory" life like that cow, and please stop complaining.