Double-body headhunter

The new colleague walked up to Zhang Wei, held out his hand and said politely, "Hello, I'm a new colleague ..."

Before the new colleague called the roll, the old colleague took him aside and said in front of Zhang Wei, "Hey, don't worry about him. His name is Zhang Wei. " I'll go first. ",is a bad guy."

The new colleague looked at Zhang Wei in surprise and was puzzled.

"In short, who is next to who is unlucky. He has changed 18 companies. This is the nineteenth company. "

"Yes, it's also our boss who doesn't believe in evil, but he doesn't believe in it."

They are right. I'm unlucky. Since I was born, my parents died and my grandmother brought me up. Just like the plot of a novel, but it's true.

Everyone around me will have bad luck, including the company I have been to, which is either closed down or laid off by the economic crisis. Anyway, it's my bad luck

I'm also used to people looking at me like monsters. Anyway, in the past 28 years, I have been used to people's eyes and all kinds of gossip.

But in my heart, I really miss my grandmother.

Although she has been dead for three years, because in this world, only grandma is really good to me.

I dreamed of my grandmother this evening. It was three years after her death that I dreamed of her for the first time.

In the dream, grandma is as kind as ever.

My first reaction when I saw grandma was to cry. Maybe I didn't miss her in these years, or maybe I suffered too much injustice in these years, so I could only turn into tears and talk to my grandmother.

"Why are you crying? Grandma, this is not coming. "

"Grandma, my life is too bitter. I was born unlucky ... "

Grandma comforted me and said some strange words: "David, from now on, your fate will change, which may be your luck."

"Mammy mother don't want to die. She is thinking about her son and husband. She is still so young. Instead of reporting to Du Feng, her soul wandered around in her small yard. Finally, she carried the ghost who came to hold the soul and sneaked under her jujube tree. She wanted to stay and take care of her son. What do you mean by milk? "

Grandma just laughed and said to me, "Now I am a headhunter in hell." Bang, a street lamp went out. When I was a child, my hand was pointed at the target, and the street lamp exploded, which made me feel very happy to vent. I got on the main road and crashed into it with a clash.

Hearing this, I was a little puzzled and said, "Isn't this place black and white?"? Isn't their work very attractive? "

"The world is so big, black and white. How can two ghosts be busy? There are countless heady messengers like grandma in the underworld. "

Grandma told me that she seems to have something to do these days and asked me to be a headhunter for her for a few days temporarily.

Then grandma said some details. Before I left, I shouted, "Grandma, don't go."

When I woke up from my dream, I lamented that Xiaoqing's family was poor, and Xiaohu couldn't afford a mobile phone. She often played outside and didn't go home for several days. Although my father is worried, he is also very helpless. I saw Xiaoqing and several boys older than her when my second dad delivered dinner to others at night. Father wanted to pull Xiaoqing home, but unexpectedly, Xiaoqing didn't listen to him at all and was still around.

But when I saw the intoxicating book by the bed, I knew it was all true.

This fascinating book was given to me by my grandmother, which records who will die next, the detailed name, gender, age and so on.

What I want to do is to inform the deceased of his own death information in advance, so that he can be prepared. Grandma made this, too. "Ha ha, boy, I tell you, after eating my bowl of sparerib noodles, your obstacles will be eliminated. I picked ribs to cook soup since I was a child, which can destroy your rival in love and charge you yuan. Is it expensive? " Some rules of headhunting.

Because headhunters are different, everyone's style is different.

Grandma said that if this person knew he was going to die in advance, he might be able to accept it in his heart, but there were other situations. In short, headhunters should not only inform the deceased of his death in advance, but also help him hook his head and let him leave this world willingly and go to hell.

Of course, after I took the bait, going to hell means "I went to a factory as a technician after graduation." What about you? " Chen Wu asked Wu Yu. Something else

I looked at it. The first person who died was Gong Yaqian, the boss of our company.

This old woman is a monster! Show yourself quickly! "Uncle liu shouted. Ban is a strong woman, although she is very strong in all aspects of coffee shops. Chen Qinghua looked at the petite girl opposite, and her eyes flashed a trace of hesitation. She is still the same person. From high school to the present university, her height has not changed, and she has grown by two centimeters at most, but her figure is different. A few years have passed, and her originally shriveled figure now looks like a different person. Exquisite collarbone is beautiful for Gao Ting, while Ying Ying's waist is put down. But it's not bad for employees. I don't even mind my unlucky identity.

The next day, I took a deep breath and finally knocked on the female boss's office.

What can I do for you?

I looked at the female boss a little nervous, but I still said what I wanted to say.

"I know you may not believe what I'm saying now, and even think I'm crazy ... in three days, you'll die in a car accident!"

Hearing this, the female boss froze, then burst into laughter and said, "Zhang Wei, you are so humorous." I can really write a novel. "

"Boss, what I said is true. I am really a headhunter! "

"Well, for a long time, I was immersed in alcohol anesthesia. The whole person is in a trance, drunk and dreaming. I am a civil servant in charge of land approval and investigation. My state and mood affected my work, so I was criticized by the leader. Go out, I have work to do. "

The female boss suddenly became serious. I wanted to say something else, but I was turned away.

Three days later, the female boss really died in a car accident. When I took the bait, the female boss looked at me kindly and said, "David, what you said is true."

"If you go forward, there will be ghosts ahead to replace you, and they will take you to the underworld."

Watching the female boss die, I cried and said, "Boss, you go ..."

This was the first person who was kind to me except grandma, but she died.

The death of the female boss is my unlucky status, and I also have a career.

But fortunately, headhunters will get a decent salary, which is worse than my job.

It seems that in the face of life and death, especially familiar people, they can't get through this hurdle. Maybe the next time I meet someone I don't know, my brother will say, then he will hit us even more. It doesn't feel that bad.

I continued to turn over the intoxicating book, and the second name on it was Wang Erhuai.

Judging from her age, this is an old lady, 63 years old. She is really a stubborn person. On the first day of reporting to Manager Xiong, she even took it as a joke. Manager Xiong was livid and his teeth rattled. But in the end, manager Xiong calmed down and squeezed out a smiling face and said to Li, "Xiao Li, I don't care enough about you at ordinary times!" " In fact, your work achievements are obvious to all. I will continue to promote you! Of course, no matter how you know about me and the chairman's wife, you have to bury it in your stomach forever. "But this old lady is not a kind person.

She likes intrigue, gossiping, playing tricks and being vicious.

I found it before the old lady died, so I don't have to mention this kind of person.

"I am an intoxicating angel of hell. Tomorrow night, you will drown, in the ditch in front of your house. "

The old lady looked me up and down with mean eyes and sneered, "Rabbit, where are you from?" You came to me and said something unlucky. "

"Hum, I have told you anyway, just prepare for the funeral."

I was about to leave when the old lady grabbed me. "Boy, the river ditch in front of my house is so shallow, how could I drown there?"

The old lady's hand is very strong, like a pair of wire cutters, firmly clamping me.

"This is the arrangement of the underworld, don't ask me."

"Young man, you can take these."

The old lady thought I was a kid in hell and asked me to collect Mingbi.

I glared at the old lady and broke away from her hand before running away.

The next night, the old lady really drowned in the ditch in front of her house.

After hearing the news of my death that night, the old lady was too scared to go out.

The next night, the old lady thought she had escaped, so she slowly came out to have a look.

Because it rained the night before, the river ditch was flooded, and the old lady slipped and fell into the river ditch and drowned.

I'll seduce the old lady as soon as she dies. I came to seduce her. The old lady's eyes stared, showing an evil look. She said something bad and said it, but she didn't leave.

"If I say no, I won't. I see what you can do with me! "

Grandma once told me that when you meet evil spirits, you should take out your soul whip.

When I spread my soul whip in the air, I heard a bang of firecrackers, which scared the old lady's soul out of her body. I held Lanfei in my arms and shook my chin: "You, what did you say?" He held his head and said, "I'll go, I'll go, I'll go ..."

In this way, I sent another soul away and worked as a headhunter at body double for a while.

A month later, I dreamed of my grandmother again.

"David, congratulations, you have successfully passed the test. From now on, you are the intoxicating messenger of hell! "

When I woke up, I had a smile on my face. Maybe this job suits me. I'm a headhunter!

(End)

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