How to make people laugh instantly (a funny joke that can make people laugh for 3 seconds)

First, I heard that ugly people should read more books. No wonder my mother said from an early age that I was not cut out for reading.

Second, you can't hide what you like to eat. Even if you cover your mouth, saliva will still overflow from your fingers.

Third, no one is always smooth sailing. Actually, you're not alone. Look at the friends around you, just because of failure.

Fourth, in fact, confession is not necessarily a good thing, and confession will be particularly black.

You worked so hard and endured so much loneliness and pain, but you didn't see how good you were.

6. I don't know how people who talk once every six months do it. I feel that if I don't talk about it every day, my talent will have nowhere to display!

Seven, my wife is pregnant, I called my father to report the good news and said excitedly: Dad, you are going to be a grandson!

Eight, three apples changed the world: one seduced Eve, one awakened Newton, and one was bitten by Jobs.

Nine, when we were young, we all made mistakes. We always called girls in their twenties aunts and boys uncles, so now we have to pay them back sooner or later!

Ten, single for a long time, let alone unscrew the bottle cap, I can unscrew the fire hydrant.

Eleven, the teacher pointed to the students playing mobile phones in class: Look, why is he staring at the crotch and laughing?

Twelve, before others said that my eyes are small, I still don't believe it. Finally, one day, I was lying on the sofa watching TV, and suddenly my mother came back and turned off the TV, and then quietly covered me with a quilt.

Thirteen, every night I walk alone, I'm so scared. It's so dark and I'm so beautiful. I'm afraid others can't see me.

Fourteen, so beautiful and handsome, but I don't know, this is temperament; So rich and talented, but others don't know, this is self-cultivation.

Fifteen, if marriage is the grave of love, then blind date is to look at the feng shui to the grave, confession is to dig the grave, marriage is double suicide, empathy is to move the grave, and the third party is to rob the grave!

Sixteen, it is said that men and women are equal, why can't I go into the ladies' room?

San Xiao is actually the greatest woman in the world. She bears a stigma, but it helps you to recognize a man's true colors.

At the age of eighteen, I had a heart for knowledge, but I just gave birth to a failed life; I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods. Horizontal criticism: I can't help myself.

Nineteen, people always want to let ghosts and gods know when they do good things, but they always think that ghosts and gods don't know when they do bad things. We are too embarrassed.

Twenty, weeding is at noon, and going to work is very hard. After a morning, it was afternoon. If you have no money to spend, your heart will be more painful. For a better life, hard work is hard work.

21. Since childhood, we have been living in the shadow of Ma's family, playing games with Ma, shopping with Ma Yun, going to the toilet with the toilet, driving on the road, watching movies with mosaics, being wary of it, and even looking for a wife, worrying about whether she is Ma Rong.