Humor on playing mahjong

1, my cousin likes playing cards. Every time he loses money, he says he will never play again, and then he plays pickpockets. I said, "Avalokitesvara with a thousand hands makes you chop into Venus."

2. Don't play mahjong during office hours. How can you teach every day without losing?

People who lose money at cards are often the best calculators, while those who win money at casinos often don't know those. Calculation is wisdom, calculation is death. ……

I bought mahjong and a folding table in JD.COM, so I can play mahjong at home in the future, hahahaha. But the home is too small to put down the electric mahjong table, so we can only rub it by hand.

Seeing that two people have different views depends on their attitudes and views on one thing. There is one thing that you think is useless, but I think it is useful, just like playing mahjong. I think it's useful to look at the bar at the back, but you don't; For example, if you think it's not worth it, I'll take the time to do it. You think those 20 minutes delayed your work, but I think I am willing to do anything for my family. It turns out that taking two bus stops is our distance.

6. A lady plans to spend 3800 yuan on semi-permanence. After going back to discuss with her husband, he said it was a waste of money. A few nights later, he invited his friends to dinner. Karaoke cost more than 3,000 yuan and he lost more than 3,000 yuan playing mahjong. She asked her husband why he didn't take her to play with him. He said, "Look in the mirror and see what you look like now. Can I take you out? A woman's sadness should be given to those who do everything: "I'll go back."

7. Play cards as soon as you return to the dormitory in advance, and lose money as soon as you play cards. It seems that staying in the lab is still the best choice.

8. In the afternoon, the prophet played cards with several elders and lost a week's living expenses. This is very sad! He always loses money at cards. However, you can tell him: when you met me, your luck had run out! Good occasion, hehe.

9. The grandparents downstairs either talk loudly in the early hours of the day or play mahjong downstairs all night at night. They couldn't see the injustice of taking the bus without a seat at that time. We respect you, and please respect us.