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Talking about the homeless.
I want to bleach my hair, but I'm worried about scalp damage. I want to get a tattoo, but I'm worried about the pain. I want to wear high heels, but I'm afraid my feet hurt when I walk. I want to put a sling on my skirt, but I'm worried about the cold. I want to travel around the world, but I'm worried about being homeless. There have been so many thoughts, but there are always so many worries. After all, we are mortal, an inseparable body, a possible future, and irreparable harm.
Second, like a homeless child, it's wrong not to go anywhere. Last time I bought a high-speed rail ticket back to my parents' house, my parents said I was busy and deducted 200 handling fees. I bought it this time. I want to stay longer. Although I can't help the children, at least I don't have to cook by myself.
After several years of wandering, you finally decided to leave, and finally I stayed. Once upon a time, this city with you, even if one day I was homeless and one day I was penniless, I would still feel practical. You are my last fearlessness. And tomorrow, this bustling and noisy city, for me, is once again deserted. You have reasons why you have to go, and I have reservations that I will never export, dear. Have a nice trip.
Fourth, at this time, don't ask if you have insomnia. May there be no homeless fools and mosquitoes in heaven.
Sadly, you have to watch this town die with your own eyes and watch many creatures become homeless.
As for love, I always thought that what I lost would be what marriage brought me. Only after I got married did I find that I lost not only love, but also more unknown things! For example, I am more afraid of being homeless and the challenges that my future life will bring me.
7. I don't like Las Vegas. The whole city is like a super nightclub. In the hotel next to the big casino, all kinds of gambler movie scenes followed. . . . . . Later, it was found that many hotels were related to casinos. On the road, I saw three people holding homeless help signs and lost them all. When I arrived at the Grand Canyon in Arizona, my ears were quiet. Finally.
Eight, feel like a stray dog. No protection, no dependence. Everything must be borne by one person, and one person is supporting it. Work and life have really made me grow up and become stronger and stronger. I'm just so tired. So tired. I can't hold on any longer. Maybe it will be easy when I leave this world.
9. Will this derailed city make people homeless?
Ten, a homeless person, where can I live, where can I live?
XI。 My home is in Missouri, my home is in Trucchi, my home is in Opalusas, and I am homeless. My home is in Dora, Gu Men, my home is in Vindigni, my home is in Oglala, and I have never been home.
12. Zhangjiang is not good at this point. After 10, no public place is open. Every place can't wait to hang a sign to send you home. Hotels are scarce, and even cinemas are unwilling to take people in at midnight. The empty road is full of residential walls and trees. There is no hint that you can walk in. I suddenly don't like it here. No matter which way you go, you feel homeless.
Thirteen, you can repair my mood, but you can't repair my broken heart. There will always be a feeling of homelessness, so tired.
Fourteen, this morning, my wife lost her temper again and kicked me out in the rain. I really became a homeless man with nothing. These are all from Haikou People's Police!
15. The change is lingering in my heart, and I feel that Dehui will also be sold. When I am really homeless, I hope someone can take me in.
16. Yesterday was my Black Friday. When I was going out to eat at night, it began to rain. I just started the car and found a flat tire. I had to go home until the rain stopped. When I went out again, I found that I didn't take out my key. I was locked out and finally found an unlocking company to pay for it. While waiting for the arrival of the locksmith, I wandered outside, feeling homeless and it was terrible that it was difficult to go home. Home is really important and warm.
Seventeen, if someone gives me 10 million yuan, I don't want to sell my boyfriend, because he is my home in my heart, and I am homeless if I sell him. Think about it or forget it.
18. In the cross-harbour tunnel between Britain and France, refugees often board speeding trucks and enter the capitalist paradise of Britain from France. Recently, the British Parliament approved a plan to spend huge sums of money to build the Great Wall in Calais to stop the influx of illegal refugees. Obviously smashing people's houses and making them homeless, but who would take such a risk if there was a way? Europe is obviously of its own making.
19. Last night, I saw Archie was homeless after knowing the plot of his family, so I went to Ronghua's bookstore to chat. The scene of crying is so distressing. My male god is really full of drama and impeccable.
Twenty, finally! I became homeless, too. I can't go home, I dare not, no ... but what's the use of eggs? Choose for yourself, freedom! Want to fly! Go to heaven? You have to weigh yourself first, right? ! At five o'clock in the morning in Dajian, the air is so fresh, but my cabin is really dirty! I also began to understand why I love smoking! It's all loneliness and tears Cried paralyzed! Get up. Hello.
Twenty-one, I'm really free. Every night I feel poor, speechless, homeless, unloved, unwilling to sleep, and become a tearful loser.
Twenty-two, took in a homeless beauty last night, arguing all day is not the way.
Twenty-three, the wound hurts like tears! My stomach hurts and I can't stand it! Squatting on the busiest street in the city, like a homeless tramp, thinking about some people and things, I began to hate it, and the deeper the pain of missing! The deeper the hatred! This world is never fair! ! !
Twenty-four, the world is so big. It's enough to be glad that your life circle is full. You don't have to engage in social contacts that you think are unnecessary. There is no confusion in a strange city. There is no hesitation about being homeless. Oh, it rhymes.
Twenty-five, I ran back to the door of the community at night and saw people coming and going from the fried rice cake and rice noodle stand supported by a trolley and a light bulb. Well, it feeds many homeless and wandering lonely stomachs.
Twenty-six, this kind of homelessness is also caused by yourself. There is nothing to complain about, just bear it yourself.
Twenty-seven, wearing headphones to listen to music, listening to ear pain, watching videos, watching eyes sour, mobile phones will automatically turn off when there is no electricity. I'm not a pessimist. I really feel like a homeless wild ghost.
Twenty-eight, the vendor had already put the expired milk in the refrigerator and folded a rose for him to wait with me. And stray cats. Do you want to come?
29. It's a pity that these homeless women after the demolition.
Homelessness visible to the naked eye is rippling in the air of Beijing.
Thirty-one, sitting on the bus, watching the car fly by, will there be a car, people like me, even sad are silent. It's an abandoned kitten, homeless. I chatted with a friend yesterday, and he said that my favorite uncle is not really like it, but the product of inner loneliness. Really? I thought about what he said. I don't know if I really love my uncle. The only thing I know is that I will not have a good result.
Thirty-two, the first time I needed the library so much, she didn't open it. be homeless ...
Thirty-three, I'm covered in injuries and heartache. The home I miss, after all, I am just an outsider to them. Homeless, nowhere to go.
Thirty-four, when you are down and out, you can best see who is your closest relative and who is your family. I'm poor, but I'm homeless! I have no relatives, no brothers, they only hate me! I must work hard to pay what I owe.
At four o'clock, the man sitting on the side of the road with a light rain scared me a little. I don't want to call my mother or wake them. But now only she can give me a sense of security. Open the door for me. Otherwise, what a mess it is to be homeless. I was unexpectedly sleepy in the emergency department. This overwhelming feeling is the first time in three days. It may be that I am tired and want to have a good sleep. When I came back, I seemed completely awake.
Thirty-six, I want to sleep, but the boy said he wanted to play with me and said he was homeless. Call me when he gets home. I want to sleep and go to Pinggu tomorrow. ....
Talking about a homeless person.
I thought I would feel bad, but I finally complained. Why bother? There should have been no hope long ago. It's just that a person is homeless and can only wander.
Talking about a homeless person.
First, I have become very desperate since I got carefree. Sometimes watching news TV series in which parents died unexpectedly, leaving only their children, really makes them cry. I can't imagine how sad it will be for a child who has lost his parents. So now I understand some parents who force their children to get married. Maybe they just want us to have a home when they are old and leave, instead of being homeless alone.
Second, quarrel with your husband! I feel like a homeless child, coming all the way from Shanxi to Chongqing! I want to go home, but I'm afraid my parents will be sad. I suffer alone by the roadside! Tired! broken-hearted
Third, the real loneliness is not alone, but standing in the noise, and the lonely mood can't be dispelled until the homeless night at 5 am.
Fourth, my family may not be suitable for marriage, but for one person. It doesn't matter. I may be homeless in the future, and I may wander alone. It's okay to think about it. The whole world is my home. Work hard.
I was left alone in the dormitory, and then they took the key and forgot to give it to me. I thought I would be homeless at noon, so I tried it with a key ring and opened it. Ha ha ha, I am very happy.
At this moment, I really feel a little helpless and emotionally separated, and I have to face the situation that my house is due and I am homeless. At this point, all the disappointments are filled in my heart. A person's foreign land is really lonely and hopeless.
Seven, grow up, but realize that a person is homeless, no one to follow behind.
I always had the same dream recently: I was wandering in the heavy rain, homeless, and woke up to find that my eyes were still wet.
I don't want to go back to the place where I grew up, nor do I want to think of bitter memories. Don't leave until I have time to work. It is better to wander far away alone than to be sad and desperate here. Nothing, you will be homeless when you are young.
Ten, finally know what is homeless, a person wandering in this familiar and unfamiliar street.
I am the only one homeless in such a big city. I feel so lonely for the first time, and my heart is full of disappointment and confusion. I believe everything will pass.
Twelve, when a person is hungry and homeless, having a warm bed is the happiest thing in the world! Suddenly I thought of the little match girl.
Thirteen, a person to go out, in such a big city, nowhere to go, homeless feeling. I am like a dog, watching the pedestrians coming and going in the city. Walking silently in the crowd, thank you for always accompanying me in my most lonely time and in my thoughts.
14. I am not afraid that it will not last forever. I'm afraid you'll leave me alone to face this troubled world and become homeless from now on.
Maybe that's it, that's what I mean, but I'm just a rootless catkin, floating in the wind. Three people once said to me, don't be sad alone in the middle of the night. Don't be afraid. This will always be your home. We are all your family. You are not homeless or alone.
Sixteen, working overtime until this moment, I forgot to tell my roommate that I was homeless and had to stay in a hotel in the hospital. I caught up with the peak and left the suite. When I saw it, it was actually a wedding room, and somehow I felt that I lived alone in the wedding room.
Sometimes words and decisions can ruin a person's life. If you can't solve the immediate dilemma, you may be thrown out in the future, which is really called homelessness.
18. I hope there will really be a person in the future who will protect me from suffering, sadness, dust and homelessness.
Nineteen, no matter how hard and tired it is, I know what I am doing. Only when I was extremely tired, I suddenly found myself forced to spend the night alone in the corridor in a vast area. The feeling of homelessness is fatal.
Twenty, nowhere to go, homeless, how many years a person has lived, all blame me for not knowing love, forgetting how to love someone, forgetting the happy feeling of being loved and being warm.
Twenty-one years old, I feel so lonely for the first time in a long time, like a homeless child. In this way, one keeps everything in mind. No matter how much he has in mind, he won't say it. A person is isolated from the world.
At the age of twenty-two, I lost my old Yangchengtong, my key to my home, and my heart, so I became a homeless person. We agreed not to cry, but we couldn't help crying. Thought for a long time, a person quietly thinking. From today on, you should walk alone and watch the scenery alone. No more pandering, no more sadness.
Twenty-three, I'm very tired now. I think I'm still alone I eat alone, sleep alone, walk alone, go shopping alone, go home alone, be a woman at work and be a homeless child after work. As for male basin friends, I don't know if there are any, because I feel insecure! This kind of life is really tiring. I work like a dog. I work for three people with one person's salary. Apart from the concern of my family, I have no human feelings. I have been back in Shenzhen for a year, and I have no nest of my own, just like a stray dog. Where I go, I flow. Am I pathetic?
Twenty-four, how many times have I experienced homelessness, so be it! Let me drift alone.
Twenty-five, the years are flowing, the white clouds are pale, and only you are still there. I only love one person in my life, and I'm afraid few people have done it. I am like a homeless child. I feel unprecedented warmth and touch here, so I regard you as a belief and light, follow you wholeheartedly, sometimes run to you, and sometimes it feels good to be far away from you. Anyway, as long as it's you.
26. This country and society have let our people down too much. So many people have been victimized and made homeless by the fraud of investment financial institutions, and no one can pay attention and make decisions for our victims. Is this country still a new socialist China under the leadership of * *?
28. It is increasingly found that there is no one around me. I don't know who to talk to when I am sad, who to share when I am happy, and who to take me in when I am homeless. I suddenly found myself depressed for too long and needed to vent.
29. Today, I am homeless, the key can't be opened, my family has gone out, and I am sitting alone in someone else's Regan Noodles shop. What if you don't exercise so hard?
Thirty, how much I have suffered for you, and how much I have suffered, but it gives me a feeling of cheating and using me. Oh, how could I be stupid enough to like you? Is it worth it? Your selfishness, your unwillingness to give up everything for me, makes me extremely chilling! Walking alone in the busy street, homeless.
3 1. My mother may introduce my sister. I'm too kind. I may be too selfish. I don't want to live with my parents I want to take refuge in my sister. If my sister is seeing someone, I will be completely homeless. I really want to be alone, and the leopard cried.
Thirty-two, if it is the same person, judging from his clothes, he is not homeless. What is the reason for not going home for so many years?
What was I doing in August 2008? In Beijing, as a junior, I was busy with the opening and closing ceremonies of the Olympic Games day and night. Of course, I am just a volunteer. Ten years later, in August of 20xx, what am I doing? Divorce, a person with children, homeless, moving east and west, officially boarding at my sister's house on August 3, busy with work, that's all, but fortunately, children are what I want, work is what I want, as A Jiu said, there are still many decades in life, and I believe it will get better and better!
Sometimes I feel like I'm living in a dream. When I woke up, I had nothing left, and I was left alone in the street, homeless. There are worries, thoughts, regrets and more disappointments. I can't see the future, I don't have any hope, I want to hate but I can't hate it. Just because I love myself too much, I lost myself, and the moment I sent my heart out, it was doomed to the end.
35. A woman must have her own house and at least a place to go when two people quarrel, so as not to be homeless. Unfortunately, I am the homeless man, wandering alone in the street with two children, which is terrible!
Sentences of men being homeless after divorce (40 highlights)
After the divorce, the man was homeless. Sentence (1) 1. Knowing each other in a sea of people is a sea of people, and it is a pity for millions.
2. Some people are happy. In the blink of an eye, they spent the whole eternity together. Some people are lucky enough to walk hand in hand for a hundred years. Some people work hard, but nothing can change.
If you go wrong, remember to turn back. If you love the wrong person, you must know how to let go.
I can accept that you love others. Tell me how much I love you.
I am a lonely patient, and I don't like excitement, and you are like a public lover, surrounded by people.
6. Did Elder Yue pull the wrong red rope or did the goddess of love throw the wrong lead arrow?
7. If our love is a mistake, I hope you and I didn't suffer in vain.
8. Sometimes the only thing you can do is to let go.
9. There will always be someone who walks into your life quietly, teaches you a lot, and then leaves you when you can't leave.
10. After all, we didn't climb that mountain and couldn't finish the story.
1 1. borrow people's wisdom and improve yourself. Learn from the best others and be the best yourself.
12. If you are disappointed enough, leave, stay together vigorously and quietly.
13. Finally, I don't want to love you anymore. Those exhausted patience will probably never come back. It's not that I don't insist, it's that you break my forbearance again and again. I will remember that feeling for you and never mention it again.
14. I don't want to say too many words of comfort. Too much encouragement depends on yourself. I just want to be by your side and let you know that no matter what, I am still by your side, sharing your sadness and hesitation.
15. Emotion is sometimes a process in which predecessors plant trees and later people enjoy the cool. However, I teach you to love, not to love others.
16. I am extremely unhappy at work and feel surrounded everywhere. Is it necessary to change the environment? When I am extremely unhappy in my marriage, I always feel like an icehouse. Do you have the courage to break through the siege?
17. They haven't met each other for many years across the river and the sea.
18. Turn around all your life. No problem. I spent my whole life to forget you.
19. Let you return to the universe sober and rational.
20. He just sent you a dying flower, but he happened to guess what you said in your heart.
Sentence (2) 2 1. Don't complain all day like a child, it will be much better to say the unpleasant things directly.
I'm sorry too. Can I help you? Call me if you need me, okay? I will accompany you and give you a shoulder to cry on.
23. After separation, I will still get used to hearing your voice.
24. When you can hold hands, please don't just hold hands. Please don't just hold hands when you can hug. When you can be together, please don't be separated easily. If you have to be apart, remember to keep in touch by texting often.
25. I am so happy when others are so happy.
26. Don't buy useless things, no matter how cheap; Don't depend on people you don't love, no matter how lonely they are.
27. Autumn has passed, and I am a fallen leaf with tears and blood.
28. Time flies on my cheek and takes away all my memories about you.
29. Don't worry about not getting married, and don't get married rashly because you are old. It is better to worry about not getting married than worrying about her husband cheating, divorcing and robbing property. Worrying about not getting married is just worrying. If you are in a good mood, you can still live your original life. If your husband really wants a divorce, that's the real trouble.
30. Blow when you are drunk, lie when you are hungry, close your eyes when you are sleepy, and sleep when you are lonely. Anyway, you are alone.
3 1. Let's call it a day, there is no future.
32. Married people should not divorce easily, and once divorced, don't expect to turn back. Love or marriage, when you have it, you must cherish it. And when you really lose it, you should learn to let it go in time.
33. If one day, I delete you for no reason, please forgive me, because I find that your world really does not lack me.
34. Go forward, you can't remember, go back, you can't retreat.
35. When you hear something obviously irrelevant, you will turn around in your mind and think of you.
36. Lonely autumn wind, sad for a mistake, missed a tear of fate, and just woke up, people separated.
37. Have I really forgotten the past and accepted you?
38. Love is so turbulent that you have to cry and cherish it in the end.
39. Sometimes I pretend to be careless and tell the truth in a perfunctory way.
40. If you don't give up, you never know what you will get.
QQ girls said that Daquan must have been homeless in his last life, so this life will be like this.
First, all my courage depends on hard support, and all my loneliness is because of you.
Second, once upon a time, you pretended to be a fool, and I pretended to be more stupid than you. Now, you cry, but I laugh. It's long over.
Third, you never know how powerful you are unless you push yourself.
Fourth, growth is a mirage and needs a lot of sadness to cover it up.
Five, how to do it? what's up Is that me at the station? What you want-
He never knew I needed a hug!
Seven, it's not that I don't want anyone except you, but that I don't want anyone except you.
Eight, some people are shadows that they can't reach with all their efforts.
With my limited life, I give you infinite love. Baby ~ I can't live without you
I have lost my mobile phone, bicycle and record gloves, ranging from ten cents to one hundred yuan in various denominations, but I never thought that one day you would become one of them.
Eleven, you are like my favorite coke, I can't quit coke, I can't quit you.
12. If you don't like it, you just don't like it. Don't give me so many excuses-
Thirteen, single cycle, originally listening to your own mood.
Since you and I both broke our vows, I don't need to shed a tear for those who betrayed me.
Fifteen, when can my grades go up as they did at the beginning?
Sixteen, there are many ideals, why not work hard.
You told the people in your class that she didn't agree because she didn't dare to face you after breaking up.
At eighteen, I don't want to love, but I can't love. Because I am afraid of hurting others, and I am also afraid of being hurt.
Nineteen, people who don't like me can add trouble to your heart, and I am really comfortable.
Twenty, start over. Do you think this is a game that can be revived with blood?
Perhaps falling in love with you is the biggest mistake in my life, but I have never regretted it.
If you can't bear the pain, don't pretend to be forced from the beginning. If you are incapable, don't take the job. It is so boring.
Love is a joke that kills others and hurts yourself.
The world is changing, time is changing, he is changing, she is changing, and I am changing.
I hope that no matter which day in the future, I am qualified to stand by you with the most unquestionable attitude.
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