Are there any funny conversations between classmates?

Harassing phone calls in girls' dormitories.

The night before yesterday, a room full of men felt that they had nothing to do and couldn't sleep, so they decided to make harassing calls. then

I just dialed a girl's dormitory in South Institute of Technology. On the phone, I said in a depressed tone that I can't recite well now.

I want to kill myself. The following is part of the live recording:

Me: Hello, I'm sorry to bother you. I didn't mean anything by it. I just want to find someone to accompany me through the last mile of my life.

Cheng.

Telephone: No, you didn't commit suicide on purpose (I snickered, but fortunately she didn't know how thick-skinned I was)

Me: Yes, I have recited it recently. The money I just withdrew from the bank was stolen. It's easy to have a birthday, get drunk and have sex.

People fought, picked up a brick and smashed the man's head. It turns out that the man is a counselor in our department. It's easy to keep a turtle.

As a result, I climbed into the canteen and found a shell left when I looked for it ... (Sweat, I can't tell it was a harassing phone call, really.

Worried about the future of the motherland)

Then that girl kept persuading me, telling me jokes and telling me some embarrassing things about herself. _ It's killing me! *

The next morning, we connected the phone again, but my classmate talked to her:

My classmate: Hello, I'm from Gulou District Public Security Bureau. Yesterday, something happened here. /kloc-who will pick you up after 0/2 pm?

Phone number?

Telephone: That's me. What happened? What a coincidence! Maybe the mobile phone is next to her. )

My classmate: Oh, someone committed suicide by jumping off a building here yesterday. I learned from his mobile phone that his last call was made.

Yours, we would like to ask, what is your relationship with him?

Telephone: I don't know you?

My classmate: No? I don't know. I've been calling for over half an hour?

I really don't know. I have never met him. He said he wanted to kill himself. He dialed a random number and I enlightened him for a long time!

(Listen to the voice, almost crying. )

My classmate: Oh, well, what did he say? Please repeat it.

On the other end of the phone: ...................

My classmate: Oh, I can't make it clear on the phone. Let me tell you, what's your name and where do you live? Don't go out this afternoon, I

The child will come over at 2: 30 to get to know the situation with you, so you can have a good memory.

Tel: My name is XXX and I live in. ...

Yesterday morning, we dialed the telephone again, and it was still my classmate.

My classmate: Hello, I'm looking for XXX.

Telephone: Wait a minute. I only heard shouting over there, ×××, calling people! (I feel dizzy. I heard it was a man.

Yao is excited, it won't be a dinosaur dormitory.

My classmate: Hello, XXX? I'm from Gulou District Public Security Bureau. Yes, I talked to you on the phone yesterday. We have it for the time being

Something happened and I couldn't arrive on time. Tell you what, come at 3 pm! When ... you come, our bureau will go to the criminal investigation department to find Liu Duichang.

Ok (I still can't hear you, but the criminal investigation department jumped off the building and I'm sweating ...)

At about 2: 50 pm, we also entered the Gulou District Public Security Bureau (not to catch her, but to see if she would come).

I saw a beautiful girl asking everywhere: Excuse me, where is Liu Duichang from the Criminal Investigation Department?

At 1 1: 30 in the evening, we dialed the phone again, and it was still my classmate.

My classmate: Hello, I'm looking for XXX.

Which woman just answered: it's me. Why is it so late?

My classmate: I came to see you from the Public Security Bureau yesterday. Here's the thing. Take it easy. Listen to me first.

That woman: What is it? I didn't find Liu Duichang when I went this afternoon.

My classmate: The situation is a bit complicated now. We just got a call from Gulou Hospital.

Woman: Ah ~ ~

My classmate: Gulou Hospital said that the body of the person who jumped off the building yesterday was missing. They looked for it for a long time but couldn't find it, only on the wall.

I found your phone number written in blood in the newspaper.

The woman screamed: Ah. .

My classmate: Don't panic ~ ~ Please close the doors and windows, I'm afraid he will come to you. ...

The woman was too scared to speak. . .

Um ... I don't know if it will help you ... If it does, please adopt it ~ ~ ~