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This person is too humorous to write.
Humor is his most prominent feature.
"The final of the' Hercules Cup' began, with China sleepwalking team playing against Japanese sleepwalking team, and China sleepwalking team using the formation of 1--, and all the players defended in the restricted area. This game lasted for eight years, totaling 7,8 hours. At this time, Li Yi broke through with the ball and wanted to make a fake move, but he accidentally forced it, and the ball went straight to the goal, and the China sleepwalker won. " As soon as the bell rang, Su Hongyi was already explaining the final of "Hercules Cup" with relish. . The students burst into laughter. Su Hongyi seems to have a joke ceremony in his stomach, and he can't finish talking about it. Listen, he began to learn Fan Wei's sketches: "What are your shapes? Very six plus seven? I saw him pointing to his classmate who was performing with him. The classmate made a cross-eye and put a six and a seven in his hand. Everyone leaned forward and backward with laughter, and their stomachs ached with laughter. One classmate even fell off his chair with laughter. He began to learn from Fan Wei: "As luck would have it, one year after another, you gain wisdom after learning. Thank you, and criticize' self-taught'."
Humor is his characteristic. I hope he will keep this characteristic and bring happiness to his classmates.
A black hair, big round eyes, strong muscles and two thick legs make up a lively and happy little boy-Su Hongyi.
Humor is his most prominent feature.
"The final of the' Hercules Cup' began, with China sleepwalking team playing against Japanese sleepwalking team, and China sleepwalking team using the formation of 1--, and all the players defended in the restricted area. This game lasted for eight years, totaling 7,8 hours. At this time, Li Yi broke through with the ball and wanted to make a fake move, but he accidentally forced it, and the ball went straight to the goal, and the China sleepwalker won. " As soon as the bell rang, Su Hongyi was already explaining the final of "Hercules Cup" with relish. . The students burst into laughter. Su Hongyi seems to have a joke ceremony in his stomach, and he can't finish talking about it. Listen, he began to learn Fan Wei's sketches: "What are your shapes? Very six plus seven? I saw him pointing to his classmate who was performing with him. The classmate made a cross-eye and put a six and a seven in his hand. Everyone leaned forward and backward with laughter, and their stomachs ached with laughter. One classmate even fell off his chair with laughter. He began to learn from Fan Wei: "As luck would have it, one year after another, you gain wisdom after learning. Thank you, and criticize' self-taught'."
Humor is his characteristic. I hope he will keep this characteristic and bring happiness to his classmates.
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This person is the funny messenger of our class-Luo Yu.
"ha ha ha!" Look, this is the laugh he makes. He has a pair of big eyes and a small mouth that can make you laugh, and a pair of big ears that can "move their ears". He did a few funny moves again to make everyone laugh.
"Well," Lao Hou shouted from the podium, "I'm the chief!"
Luo Yu asked, "Then let's ..."
"We are Emirates (prisoners), so we are long against disciples."
"wrong! Chief. " Luo Yu said slightly into tears.
"Ah, hahaha ..." Everyone burst into laughter.
once, Lao Luo worked as a scout. Did Teacher Dou come? Although he was reluctant, he was pushed out of the classroom, and Luo Yu had to bite the bullet and go out.
after ten minutes, he was impatient-the teacher still didn't come, but Luo Yufei quickly ran in and shouted, "The teacher didn't come! The teacher didn't come Don't lie to you. " Then they went back to their seats, and everyone laughed again. Luo Yu was very surprised and asked loudly and deliberately: "Why should I sit down? Uh-oh! Strange? ... ". Ah, um, ha. Everyone didn't react at first, but later they realized that he was defending himself.
On another occasion, we were all annoyed, but Luo Yu made a "pig eight quit" look to make everyone happy, which made everyone keep covering their stomachs and immediately forgot their troubles.
The name "Funny Messenger" is consistent with him, and we expect him to be humorous and happy forever!
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