A funny and inspirational joke.

1. A famous writer is coming to visit the bookstore. The bookstore owner was flattered and immediately removed all the books and replaced them with writers' books. When the writer came to the bookstore, he asked happily, "Do you only sell your own books?" "Of course not." The bookstore owner replied, "Other books are selling well, and they are all sold out."

The intriguing truth of life: "flattery" is a strange word: you seem to flatter him and insult him.

2. One day after class, Kobayashi cried in his seat.

Xiaoli: "Why are you crying?"

Kobayashi: "They laughed that my legs were radish legs."

Xiaoli: "Nonsense, and black radish."

As a result, Xiaohua almost fainted from crying.

Monkey, did you propose to Xia Zi with this ring?

You are so funny! You don't have a half carat diamond, so no one cares about you! When Chang 'e was so ashamed of me, she said, Don't tell me if you love me or not. Look at the size of the diamond ring first!

Alas, fairies are so realistic now. I tell you, with this ticket fairy, you will shoot her to death with a diamond brick, and she didn't even call for help!

"4." Women who use Google's browser are virtuous and housekeeping. "

"Why did you see it?"

"Google Browser does not support online banking."

5. physical education class climbed over the wall and went out of the school. When he climbed over the wall, the security guard came, and they were so scared that they fell on the other side of the wall.

Then I heard a whoop. Maybe a person sprained his ankle.

I heard someone shouting from the other side of the wall.

"Don't worry about me, go to the Internet cafe and grab the opportunity!"

6. A Scotsman went to London and wanted to visit an old friend, but he forgot the address, so he sent a telegram to my father: "Do you know Thomas' address? Tell me quickly! On the same day, he received an urgent call back: "I know."

An intriguing life truth: when we finally find the most accurate answer, we find it is the most useless.