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Tell the story of tomatoes?

1. In primary school students' math class, teachers often explain to students with physical examples. Once, when learning division that can't be divisible, the teacher said for example, "There are 10 tomatoes now. How should it be evenly distributed among seven people? " At this time, a boy stood up and replied, "You can make tomatoes into ketchup first and then divide them."

2. Two tomatoes go shopping. The first tomato suddenly walked very fast, and the second tomato asked, Where are we going? The first tomato didn't answer, and the second tomato asked again. The first tomato didn't answer, and the second tomato asked again. The first tomato finally turned slowly and said, aren't we tomatoes? Can we talk? !

When I was in high school, my classmates and I went to a restaurant. I ordered a few dishes, and I want to add something.

I was going to say scrambled eggs with tomatoes. I don't know what happened, but what I blurted out was-tomatoes fried with tomatoes.

The boss thought for a long time. ....