Tell a funny joke?

A beautiful woman decided to spend a lot of money to lose weight. She felt very satisfied after spending hundreds of thousands.

On the way home, at the newsstand, she bought a newspaper and asked her boss, "Excuse me. Guess how old I am? "

The boss said: 32.

She is so happy: 47!

Then she went to McDonald's. Ask the lady at the counter the same question.

Miss said, I guess 29.

She is so happy: no, 47!

So, she happily went to the unified supermarket on the corner and bought a pack of chewing gum. She couldn't help asking the counter lady there.

The lady said, well, I guess 30.

She is so proud: 47, thank you!

While waiting for the bus, she asked the old man next to her.

The old man said: I am 78 years old. Bad eyes, can't see. However, there is one way to be sure when you are young. If you let me put my hand into your bra, I will definitely know your age!

After a long silence, in the empty street, she finally couldn't help thinking: OK! You have a try.

A few minutes later, she said, guess how old I am?

The old man finally squeezed it, pulled out his hand and said, madam, you are 47 years old.

The beauty was surprised and asked in surprise: awesome! How did you know?

"Promise not to get angry?"

"Don't be angry!"

The old man's answer made the beauty faint!

The old man said, McDonald's, I am behind you.