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Are the goblins in Journey to the West really Tang Priests?

Scorpion essence is a bully. She is a master who dares to sting even the Tathagata. She won't get revenge overnight, and she is also very skillful in playing romantic games. She is a typical activist. When Tang Priest broke up with his daughter King, Scorpion Essence couldn't bear it, and a gust of wind caught Tang Priest in the Pipa Cave in Poisonous Mountain. Wukong came to save the Tang Priest, and the scorpion essence was stabbed by a horse poison stake. I had just finished fighting with my apprentice, and as soon as I turned around, I got into trouble with Master. Helpless, the female host is not as good as the male host, but the concubine has feelings but no heart. "That monster won't let go of that lesbian, but the owner is just aging himself." This cat just uses dried fish as a pillow, and really admires Tang Yan's perseverance.

Xingxian is a typical green tea bitch. Xing Xian is good at step by step, and is a master of adjusting the atmosphere and playing with romance. On the spine, cypress, juniper, bamboo and pine talked with Tang Priest about poetry, paving the way for digging a pit, and came leisurely to offer tea and recite poems. In the middle of the night, four old people sang red faces and dressed as white faces. Xingxian stood on the street with his memorial archway on his back, trying to snuggle up with Elder Tang. Of course, the Tang priest is a strong-willed man. How can he be so tempted? However, when the pig tried to destroy them, he still tried to dissuade them, which shows that the temptation of this green tea is really strong.

The golden-nosed white-haired mouse hides the needle in cotton wool, paying attention to soft grinding and hard foaming, and chasing after it. For Tang Priest's sake, the mouse made a bitter plan, "the upper part tied kudzu vine to the tree, and the lower part was buried in the soil"; For the sake of Tang Priest, she carefully fabricated a lie that she was captured by a strongman. As a result, there were more men than women, and the robbers shared the spoils unevenly, so they left her here. For Tang Priest, as a weak woman, she fought with the Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, built a plank road and secretly took Tang Priest to a bottomless pit in an empty mountain. For Tang Priest's sake, she "ordered the clear water of yin and yang intercourse on the mountain to make some vegetarian feasts because the water in the cave was unclean"; For Tang Priest's sake, the Monkey King saved Tang Priest, brought back the white mouse essence, and moved to the abode of fairies and immortals. It's a pity that the Mohs hardness coefficient of Tang Priest is too high, and the white rat essence has not been chewed.

Yutujing became the princess of Tianzhu and the second generation of Wang, with great power. The fake princess "throws hydrangea across the street, hitting the sky to recruit Xu to throw hydrangea". Tang Yan Wukong changed the official document, and the princess threw hydrangeas with both hands. The ball hit Tang Yan's hat in a perfect parabola. Tang Yan took the hat and caught the ball, which rolled into the sleeve. The ball went in, the ball went in, and the princess didn't give Tianzhu people any chance. Tianzhu big princess inherited the glorious tradition of Tianzhu. At this time, she is not fighting alone. She's not alone. The princess chose a good promise, and the Tang Priest disagreed, but the authority of the Wang family can be despised by a monk. The king directly threw out a sentence: "If you refuse again, you will be beheaded by the Imperial School!" The Tang Priest was terrified out of her wits. If it weren't for the Monkey King, Elder Tang estimated that "the palace is as deep as the sea, and monks are passers-by from now on".

However, are these goblins sincere to Tang Priest?

Whether the scorpion essence is eaten too much, and whether Xingxian just wants to have a one-night stand with Tang Priest, these original works are not detailed, so it is hard to guess. However, white mouse essence and Yu Tu essence have their own uses.