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April Fool's joke with boyfriend.

April Fool's joke with boyfriend.

April Fool's Day is April Fool's Day. Some people will show their love through festivals. If they agree, they will be together. If they don't agree, they will say happy April Fool's Day and won't be embarrassed. Couples will play jokes on each other on this day. Let's share some jokes about April fool's day and their boyfriends.

April Fool's joke with my boyfriend 1 1 made my best friend like him for a long time. See how he reacted?

If you want to play a joke on your boyfriend, you can make your best friend and your boyfriend confess that they like her for a long time, but because of some relationships, they don't express their love. Now they finally got up the courage and wanted to be with him.

Then you can see your boyfriend's reaction.

2. Put a picture on your back and point it at yourself.

You can post a picture on the back of your boyfriend and girlfriend, no matter what, you can point to yourself, and you can write, honey, I only like you, so that you can express your sweet feelings with your boyfriend and make fun of your boyfriend or girlfriend.

If he knows this, he will not be angry, but feel that he loves you a little more. So you can try it and see his reaction.

3. Break up with your boyfriend

One of my girlfriends said that she would break up with her boyfriend on April Fool's Day. Of course, this girlfriend doesn't really want to break up with him. If two people have deep feelings, they will not break up, even if they promise to make up the next day.

If the feelings are not deep, there is nothing to regret breaking up. So, this best friend said, if you want to try the loyalty of your boyfriend and girlfriend, you can try it. Let's see each other's reaction.

Summary: April Fool's Day is very interesting, but we should be moderate when joking. What joke did you play with your boyfriend and girlfriend today? Welcome to discuss and share!

April Fool's joke with boyfriend 2 1. Applicable to life:

1, flavored coke

Buy a bottle of coke, drink half of it, add vinegar, soy sauce, salt, mustard and other condiments, and carefully prepare a cup of coke with normal color and strange taste.

Pretend to be drinking when you meet an acquaintance, and then hand over the "coke" generously. The other party was unprepared, thanked him and gulped it down, then frowned and spat.

It can also be made according to the rules, such as pouring Erguotou wine into mineral water, adding some soapy water to beer and so on.

2. Toothpaste sandwich cake

Unpack the sandwich cake, carefully open two biscuits, take out the original sandwich, and take out the toothpaste (preferably black toothpaste, it tastes good! ) Squeeze a proper amount into the cake, the weight will follow the personal "diet" habit, and finally stick together to be as realistic as possible.

You generally don't need special use at all, just put it in an obvious place. It's best to prepare a few original sandwich cakes and watch TV while eating, so people will naturally patronize and taste them. This is called Jiang Taigong fishing, and those who are willing will take the bait. You can also take the initiative to invite people to taste everywhere. Although there are risks, there must be many people trapped.

Step 3 order songs

Be sure to prepare a rice basin or enamel washbasin (other objects that can emit loud and high decibels after being smashed) and a telephone.

Try to call the other party in a very formal tone, and then say: This is the music station. There is a Mr./Ms. X (whose real name can be said or not) who wants to order a song for Mr./Ms. Y. If you want to listen, please dial # to listen (most people will press it).

Thank you. This song is the "pawn" of the power train. Please listen carefully. Then tap the prepared percussion object, only once, and make a "bang". Before the other person reacts, say: Thank you for listening, Happy April Fool's Day, goodbye!

This method is suitable for friends between dormitories, or friends who can contact by phone, and the last people who are close. In addition, don't laugh on the phone, so as not to affect the effect and atmosphere.

4. Double postage

Calculate the time in advance and send a letter to a friend, but don't put a stamp on it or write down your mailing address (otherwise it will be returned to you). In this way, on April Fool's Day, your friend will receive a notice from the post office and be told that he has an unpaid mail. Please pick it up at the post office and pay double the postage.

When he arrived at a post office, he respectfully presented double postage and opened the letter, only to find that there was a small note floating inside, which read "Happy April Fool's Day!" However, this kind of prank may be delayed in time, and the effect may not be as good as expected.

Step 5 give gifts

If someone celebrates his birthday on April Fool's Day, give him a big box that says "Happy Birthday", fill the box with pieces of paper and loosen the bottom of the box. When he picked up the box, the bottom of the box fell and the scraps of paper flew all over the room. This fool must be cleaned up for half an hour.

6. Measures

The prankster stopped a pedestrian with a rope and asked him to help him measure. Then take the other end of the rope, turn the corner, stop another pedestrian, and do the same. Then you can hide and watch the fun. People at both ends may wait for more than ten minutes, see nothing, just put down the rope end and go to the other side to find out, and then they will find themselves cheated.

Second, quick way:

What is (1) 1+ 1?

Hold out 1 finger and ask others "what is this";

Put out two more fingers and ask others "what is this";

Hold out three fingers again and ask others, "What is 1+ 1?" ;

10 people, the most 1 people answered correctly.

(key point: actions should be consistent)

Cats are afraid of mice.

Find a friend and let him say "mouse" three times first.

Then say "old mouse" three times, and when he finishes, immediately.

Ask him, "What are cats afraid of?" It is almost certain that he will come back.

Answer "mouse", I have tried many times, and I am not happy again and again!

(key: be quick. )

(3) Who is a pig?

Ask a friend: is the English spelling of pig PUG?

No, it's a pig No, how do I remember it was you?

You're mistaken, it's me,

-The pig is yours

-Pig, it's me

April Fool's joke with my boyfriend 3 1, three pigs are quarreling, and the boss scolds: You are so boring, you can only send messages! The second child scolded: how boring you are! You play dirty jokes every day! But the most boring thing is the third child, who just looks at it and doesn't send it.

2. bajie huazhai is gone forever. One day, a man who looks like Bajie came from a distance. Wukong said it might be a demon, and Tang Priest said, Try sending a text message, or you will quit!

3. It's wood that makes furniture, scholars who know poetry, people who think about money, talents who practice, women who want figure, geniuses who send messages and idiots who read text messages!

4. Emergency reminder: There may be tornado weather in the near future. When you go out, you must carry two dumbbells weighing 10 kg with you to avoid being blown to the west by strong winds. Those who weigh less than 50 kilograms must be doubled.

I want to give you an unexpected gift! Oh? Great kiss! Thank you! No, no ... I gave you the germs of the cold these days! Happy April Fool's Day!

Honey, I miss you again. My love for you is increasing sharply every day, because someone told me that pork has gone up in price, so you can get a good price! Happy April Fool's Day!

7. If God lets me make three wishes, the first is to be with you in this life, the second is to be with you again and again, and the third is to be with you forever. Happy April Fool's Day!

8. The first time I saw you, I said to myself: You are my goal in this life. I want to pursue you and hug you. I want to announce: I love you ... RMB!

9. This year, there is no fairness: students have to test their grades, workers have to test their performance, leaders have to test their political achievements, April Fool's Day is coming, they have to test their brains, and they have to be nervous and have a high IQ to occupy the highlands!

10, a drop of water is very small in the ocean and very large in the desert; Red-crowned cranes are small in cranes and large in chickens; You are small in the crowd and great in the pigsty! April Fool's Day SMS prank.

1 1, part 1: windy and rainy. I am waiting for your call back. Bottom line: live for you, die for you, and wait for you all your life. Horizontal batch: sent to the wrong person. Happy April Fool's Day!

12, a mother was waiting at the bus stop. She heard that her child was ugly and cried. A gentleman was eating bananas and came over to comfort her and said, don't cry. Give this banana to your monkey.

13. New use of mobile phone: the applicable population is "young women". Usage: "Turn the mobile phone into vibration, put it in the left and right coat pockets in turn, and dial it several times." On the tenth day, the chest is not negotiable!

14, some people say that Valentine's Day is April Fool's Day, because they are always saying false love words; April Fool's Day is Valentine's Day, because someone will tell you the truth through this April Fool's Day.

15, I once had a sincere love, I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it. If I could do it all over again, I would say: I love you. If you want to choose a confession time, I hope it is April Fool's Day!

16, Seismological Station forecast: There will be a slight earthquake from tonight to tomorrow morning. For your safety, please sleep under the bed tonight, cover yourself with a quilt, put a toilet on your head and put a straw in your nose.

17, teach you a happy spell; An Sizhu An Sizhu, An Sizhu, An Sizhun Bamboo, Congratulations on learning Shandong dialect; I am a pig, I am a pig, I am a pig, I am a stupid pig.

18, you: beautiful and lovely! Smart and more character! Kindness and courage! There are really many advantages! Are you happy? This message was sent to me. Lend it to you on April Fool's Day!

19, you know? I dreamed of you last night. We walked by the river and snuggled up to each other. You looked down at my eyes and said three words affectionately: woof-woof. Happy April Fool's Day!

20. April Fool's Day is coming, reminding you that all the text messages you received are false and have the opposite meaning. Here is the first one: you are a smart and handsome public lover!

2 1, I see vicissitudes in your brow, confidence in your eyes, years on your forehead, and leeks between your lips and teeth. Go brush your teeth!

22. Say you are an idiot and you still know words. Say you are an idiot and you still know how to be angry. Say you are an idiot and you still know how to reply to text messages. Say you are an idiot and you still know how to look at your mobile phone! Happy April Fool's Day!

23. When you read this message, you have been poisoned by love. The only antidote is to marry me. Forget it. Forev Happy April Fool's Day!

24. It is strange to discover a secret of modern society: the cat drank coke, the sheep fell in love with the wolf, its wings began to disappear, and autumn never came back. The orcs thousands of miles away actually serenaded.

25. As the saying goes, "Laugh for ten years." On April Fool's Day, although friends will play with you, isn't it a good time to relax?

26. Notice: Tomorrow, the leaders above will come down to inspect the work. All colleagues please dress as required. Man: suit, tie, shorts, slippers; Lady: swimsuit, pants, shoes!

On the journey of our friendship, sometimes you can't see me by your side. It's not that I forgot you. But I choose to walk behind you. When you accidentally fell down, I ran … stepped on my foot!

28. Because of you, I believe in fate; Because of you, I believe in fate; Maybe all this is predestined by heaven, which brings us together in some way. I really want to say ... what did I do in my last life?

29. The protagonist of Father's Day is father's love; The protagonist of Mother's Day is maternal love; The protagonist of Children's Day is very cute; But the protagonist of April Fool's Day is U, and the director is me! Happy April Fool's Day!

Yesterday, I made a bet with my friend. I said: there is nothing more stupid than a pig in the world. As a result, I lost. It's all your fault. Please treat me to dinner! Smooth my lost heart.

3 1, it's wood who makes furniture, scholars who know poetry, people who want money, talents who practice, women who want figure, geniuses who send messages and fools who read text messages.

32. Be a man, leave a place for fools, do things without the power of fools, and live like a fool. Today, I mixed water with the "fool" and finally found you, the "fool" who escaped the net. Happy April Fool's Day!

When you see this message, please do the following actions: pinch your right ear with your left hand, pinch your left ear with your right hand, stick out your tongue and stand in the street. You will find that people will give you money! Happy April Fool's Day!

34. There is a yearning, a love, a beauty, an agreement, and a greeting, hello pig!

35. You have high blood pressure, high blood lipid and low position. No speech at the conference, no speech at the meeting, prostatitis. The political achievements are not outstanding, the performance is not outstanding, and the lumbar disc is outstanding.

36. Others have a big bouquet of roses, but I am ashamed. I only have a cactus, so I hold it and summon up courage to say three words to you: "Sit up!" "Happy April Fool's Day!

37. Shall we date? Please grant my sincere request! Because I really want to go for a walk with you and listen to the sound of the sea, I will take you to climb the highest stone near Shanghai and kick you down.

When we were young, we didn't guess. I sing and you dance. I can sing 200 songs and you can dance 200 dances, so people affectionately call me 200 songs and you 200 dances.

39. Your influence is so extensive, so great and so far-reaching! I can't do anything today, but Doby ... Happy April Fool's Day!

40, the family triangle is stable. For the sake of family stability, I secretly added a third child. Aren't you jealous? Today is April Fool's Day, I'm just teasing you! Wish you a happy holiday!

4 1, fools are stupid, fools are happy, fools know themselves, and fools are self-sufficient. I wish you a happy April Fool, a carefree fool, a happy fool and a fruitful fool! Hee hee!

Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that when people ask him any questions, he just shakes his head or answers "No". Have you heard this story?

43. Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, and your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang; My love is deeper than Lu's, my affection is longer, but my promise is more empty than the Monkey King's. Happy April Fool's Day!

44. Did you receive a short message today last year, which made you remember it vividly? If you receive this message, it proves that your mobile phone has been infected with virus, please immediately throw it into the water and soak it for one day.

45. Xiao Lv said to mother donkey, Mom, someone sent me a malicious message before April Fool's Day, and I can't come back? Donkey mother said: Don't be silly, the pig will come back. If it is a donkey, we won't come back. Happy April Fool's Day!

46. I dreamed of you last night: you walked around me happily, I leaned down, you stretched your head happily, I took out a candy, you were happy: Wang Wang. Hehe, happy April Fool's Day!

47. Notice: There will be a leader's inspection tomorrow morning. Dear colleagues, please dress as required. Man: suit, tie, shorts and slippers; Lady: swimsuit, pants, shoes! Happy April Fool's Day!

48. Your voice is really special, and it sounds very kind. At first, I thought it was my sow. It turned out to be a misunderstanding, but it really seems.

49. When you see this message, congratulations. You stand out from 99 competitors. You won my love. Do you want to come out and celebrate? Happy April Fool's Day!

50. I feel familiar with you for so long. You are a special, special, special, special, rare and extremely stupid person, and you are so cute, hee hee, don't be angry! Happy April Fool's Day!

5 1, one river and spring water and one Jiang Tao, one mountain is high and one mountain is low. Send a message to the straw bag, the straw bag must take out his mobile phone, take out his mobile phone and look down, and find himself an idiot. Happy April Fool's Day!

52. A person died suddenly this morning. The cause of death is very rare. According to reliable sources, this person was reading the Encyclopedia of Fools, and it was confirmed by forensic examination that this person was stupid.

53. Forward this message twice, and you will be lucky; Forward it, you will go to the official; Forward it, and you will have good luck; Forward it, and it cost yuan! Happy April Fool's Day!

54. In fact, everyone is in urgent need of pleasure. It is better to give happiness to others than to give happiness to fools. Therefore, this April fool's day, I will give people pleasure instead of fooling. May you be happy every day, every month and every day, and Happy People's Day.

55. There was once a sincere love that I didn't cherish, and I regretted it after losing it. If you give me another chance, I will say four words to that girl: leave me alone!

56. Notice: There will be a leader's inspection tomorrow morning. Dear colleagues, please dress as required. Man: suit, tie, shorts and slippers; Lady: swimsuit, pants, shoes!

I hope you are my sun. No, you are my flashlight. Because the sun shines on everyone. I just want you to take care of me alone. Happy April Fool's Day!

58. A drop of water is very small in the ocean and very large in the desert; Red-crowned cranes are small in cranes and large in chickens; You are small in the crowd and great in the pigsty! Happy April Fool's Day!

When you see this message, please do the following actions: pinch your right ear with your left hand, pinch your left ear with your right hand, stick out your tongue and stand in the street. You will find that people will give you money!

60. You have high blood pressure, high blood lipid and low position. No speech at the conference, no speech at the meeting, prostatitis. The political achievements are not outstanding, the performance is not outstanding, and the lumbar disc is outstanding. Ha ha! Happy April Fool's Day!

6 1, when I was down and out, you were by my side; You were by my side when I was sick and injured; When I am frustrated in love, you are still by my side. It's really unlucky to be with you!

62. The weather is hot and cold, and I always miss you in the distance. I am willing to keep a homing pigeon and let it fly to your place every day, even if it is just a simple action: pull a shit on your head!

63. Urgent reminder: There may be lightning recently. When you go out, please put your mobile phone on your head, plug in the charger and drag it behind you for lightning protection. Remember! Happy April Fool's Day!

64. Don't get drunk in the future. Yesterday, someone saw you chasing a pig with a glass and shouted, Are you a brother? Brother did it! Happy April Fool's Day!

65. You have an angel-like appearance and a devil-like figure. Even your fart posture is so perfect. Can you control the rhythm in public? Happy April Fool's Day.

66, crying silly, happy days are gone? I warned you not to be greedy, but you just wouldn't listen. Now you should remember that pigs will be slaughtered when they reach a certain weight.

67. The Tang Priest and his disciples came to the Flame Mountain. The Tang Priest asked Wukong to borrow a banana fan and let Friar Sand look for water. Suddenly, he angrily shouted at Pig Bajie: Fat pig, you still have time to look at your mobile phone!

68. Tips for self-test of vital capacity: After farting, lower your head and suck hard, and then observe whether people around you smell strange smell. If so, you must strengthen your exercise according to this method; If not, then prove that you are superman!