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Interesting talk about exams.
1. For God's sake, with thick soil as evidence, the grass people are willing to pass all the final exams with 20 Jin of meat on them.
I wanted to take this final exam to turn over, but I didn't expect it to stick to the pot.
I want to be a master when I start school, but I don't want to study in the final exam.
I did well in the final exam, only failing arts and science.
The furthest distance in the world is not that you are at the end of the world and I am at the end of the world, but that the answer is in your pocket when you take the exam, but you dare not take it out.
Don't ask me how I did in the final exam, I can only say that I was overwhelmed.
7. I find that whenever I take an exam, I have a super power, that is, I successfully avoid all the correct answers.
8. invigilator+geographical location+surrounding classmates = final exam results
9. We all sleep in class, skip class after class and die in the final exam.
10. Slag tells Slag that it is friendship, Slag tells Slag that it is love, Slag tells Slag that it is love, and Bully tells Slag that it is the final exam!
1 1. Please don't call me by my name during the final exam week, please call me Guo Er!
12. The final exam was supposed to be a blockbuster, but when I handed out the paper, I decided to hide my strength.
13. When facing the final paper, I found myself suffering from white school disease.
14. If I pass the final exam, please don't call me a bully, call me a gambler.
15. You are my primary school. You can't score too much at the end of primary school. The red tick warms my heart and helps me pass every subject.
Interesting talk about exams 2:
First, if the exam is just a cloud. . .
It's not my fault that I failed in the exam. It was the teacher who gave me some questions I didn't know.
Third, wish me fail in the exam tomorrow.
Fourth, all roads lead to Rome, and sisters lead to the examination room!
5. Don't look at me, I won't. How come I'm so unlucky to meet a fool like you?
Sixth, I don't want to take the exam (crazy ing)
Seven, junior high school graduation exam is coming, everyone is about to separate. Those who should apologize should apologize, and those who should repent should repent. Some people may change their lives.
Eight, exams are like getting sick. Depression before the exam, amnesia during the exam. After the exam, my condition began to improve. I had a heart attack when I got the newspaper back.
Nine, QQ level is inversely proportional to academic performance.
Then we finished the exam, and then there was nothing. ................
Tell me about the exam. Talk about the classic funny exam.
Eleven, mathematics, you fucking want to harm labor and capital, you go to hell in the exam, I hate you, stop pestering me, you will harm us good students when the exam period comes.
It's a pity that I didn't win the first place last time. Work harder this time and come back with the last one.
Thirteen, when I was a child, I didn't care about Chinese mathematics, as long as the questions were Xiao Ming. I am still Xiao Ming. I want to ask, is Xiao Ming okay now?
Fourteen, the wind is rustling and the water is cool, and the exam is over.
15. It's a little sad that I'm going to take the exam.
Sixteen, the wind is rustling and the water is cool, and the exam is over. .
Seventeen, I have a learning heart, but I have a life of failing classes. There is a heart to lose weight, but it gives birth to a life of eating goods.
Eighteen, there are so many corrections at the end of the term, attracting countless students to compete!
Exam, exam, do I owe you anything in my life? The exam is coming soon, and you will come to this world to hurt our pure party morality, good children. I fucking hate you.
Twenty, there are only two kinds of mathematical proof questions: one is that I can prove it, and the other is that I can prove it.
Twenty-one, it doesn't matter to comfort yourself every time you finish the exam. It's important to participate.
Twenty-two.-I didn't expect people to be worse than the sky. I wanted to be the second to last in the exam, but the last one was cold at home on holiday, so I helped him. I am courteous to all the students in my class. Modesty contributes to progress.
Twenty-three, yeah! I didn't take duck eggs in the exam, but I took ducks.
My eyes are pounding recently. There's bound to be a bra. Is there an exam?
Twenty-five, step up time to review, don't let her look down on herself.
Twenty-six, if I were still in school, I would have an exam today. I miss the feeling of the exam! Did you miss it?
27. The saddest thing in life is to get carried away before the exam and have nothing after it. .
Twenty-eight, the weather is unpredictable, and people are doomed. Good luck with the exam.
Twenty-nine, very confused. Doing well in the exam is very helpless.
Thirty, after the senior high school entrance examination and the college entrance examination, it is the Dragon Boat Festival, whether to jump into the river or eat zongzi. It depends on everyone *
Thirty-one, the college entrance examination is over, prisoner, get up in an ostentatious manner!
Thirty-two, write all the questions that failed the exam, long live Chairman Mao. Look at the teacher who dares to cross.
Thirty-three, after the exam, the students who studied well said: I finished the exam. Students who are not good at learning say, damn it! It's over.
Thirty-four, test the teacher's treasure, and divide the students' roots!
35. When writing multiple-choice questions, I sometimes feel that A is right ~ B is right ~ C is right ~ D is right ~ ~.
I hope I do well in the mid-term exam, and I hope you do well in the exam.
Thirty-seven, one day I dreamed that I was taking an exam, and then I was awakened. Something even more terrible happened. It turns out that I am really taking an exam!
Don't cheat in the exam, don't get caught cheating, and don't confess if caught.
It's a pity that I didn't win the first place last time. Work harder this time and come back with the last one.
40. Don't look at the teacher opposite.
I really want a UFO to blow up the examination room. ...
Forty-two, after passing the exam, I fell to the bottom: Chinese, for the time being; Mathematics, completely annihilated; English, resigned.
Forty-three, the exam is over. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa 1. If you fail in the exam, it's your own business. If you fail here, you have your own place to go.
Forty-four, how many points the teacher gives me, how many years I wish the teacher to live.
Forty-five or sixty points in the primary school exam is like a dead father, and sixty points in the middle school exam is like being a father. . .
I failed the exam because. I keep a low profile.
Forty-seven, cheating in the exam, joint management, copying-oriented, blind-oriented, copying-combined, to ensure passing, if there is a snitch, class violence.
48. It's not my fault that I failed the exam. It was the teacher who gave me some questions that I couldn't understand.
Forty-nine, girls kneel for Jiang Zhishu, boys kneel for Shen Jiayi. There are similarities between the two. I'll help you draw the key points before the exam.
50. Don't look at me, I won't either. How come I'm so unlucky to meet you, a big idiot (deskmate when copying). . . )
5 1. I wrote my heart with someone else's pen in the examination room.
Fifty-two, test the teacher's magic weapon and grade the students' life roots.
53. Sometimes the invigilator says that I put things unrelated to the exam on the podium now, and I really want to put myself on it.
Tell me something interesting about the exam.
1, I don't want to I don't want to fail! 2, the exam is a cloud, and it will become a dark cloud after the exam.
3. Cheating is not popular now, but handing in blank papers is popular.
I believe I have a bright future.
5, the wind is rustling, it is easy to get cold, and I will be finished after the exam.
6. I want a stable score to resist the cruelty at the end of the term.
7. What I hate most is the abbreviation on the reference answer.
8. Cheating should be killed, and it is shameful to hang on to the topic. A scholar can kill without humiliation!
9. The test is not the result, but the signal of China's movement.
10, the head teacher's mouth is like explosive gold AK.
1 1, please don't call me by my name during the final exam week, please call me Guo Er!
12, I want to be a master when I start school, but I don't want to study in the final exam.
13. When I faced the final examination paper, I found that I was suffering from white school disease.
14, unable to learn, unhappy to play, restless to sleep, eating too much.
15, you can't even cheat, so how can you rest assured that you will enter the society?
16, bring it on if you can. I promise you can't beat me under six!
17, if the mid-term score slaps you, then slap it back at the end of the period.
18, modesty makes people progress, progress makes people proud, and pride makes people fall behind.
19, don't ask me how the final exam was, I can only say that I was burned.
20, the exam is like a big aunt, sometimes it will be postponed for two days, but it will definitely come.
2 1, 18 years old, met the line generation and died; At the age of eighteen, it is better to die when you meet a high number.
22. Our class teacher took the paper and said, Hand out a stack of papers.
23. I did very well in the final exam, except for the arts and science.
24. Without us students with poor grades, how can we set off students' grades?
25, the exam is like Wifi, Fiona Fang 10 meters are full of people who want passwords.
26. School, although you have my people, you can't get my heart.
27. I wanted to take this final exam to turn over, but I didn't expect it to stick to the pot.
28. Who invented the college entrance examination? I want to know how many points the director of education got in that year.
29. We all sleep in class, skip class after class and die in the final exam.
30. The final exam is like visiting the former residence of Blue Ocean, twice a year, and every time you have a new feeling.
3 1. My eyes have been very painful recently. There's bound to be a bra. Is it necessary to take the exam?
32. Don't look at me. I don't look either. How come I'm so unlucky to meet you fool?
33. After ten years of hard work, I was admitted to Beida Jade Bird only for Tsinghua.
34. The final exam is coming. I'm great at school. My parents will know soon.
35. Some people test strength, some people test eyesight, and I test imagination!
After an English listening class, the only thing you can understand is the first few words of Chinese.
37. Calculus will be in the examination room 1406 tomorrow. Is this telling me I'm going to die?
38. The Chinese teacher summed up the reasons why an almond went out of the wall: the wall was too short, the tree was too high, and the wind was too strong.
39. I still can't see through fate after all. I made all the wrong choices.
If I pass the final exam, please don't call me a bully, call me a gambler.
4 1, I told you not to keep singing in the classroom. If you don't know, you think our class is in trouble.
42, since I can play QQ, I found that my pinyin is getting better and better, and reading has no such effect.
Although I can't beat my opponent in the exam, I can surpass my opponent in speed!
I really miss being a child. When it's hot, I can go shirtless like a man.
45. If you study, you will study. Why are you still taking exams? How can there be no trust between people?
46. In class, the teacher said: People who sleep should not talk, but those who talk should wake up.
47. The teacher asked to make sentences by daydreaming. A girl's homework is: during the day? Dream! .
48. People who also hold binoculars are called generals on the battlefield and become hooligans at home.
49. There can really be pure friendship between men and women, as long as one kills and the other plays dumb.
50. Some people die and don't want others to live, such as Newton, Leibniz and Lagrange.
5 1, Student: Teacher, you are so beautiful today. Teacher: Thank you. Student: You're welcome. I lied to you.
Taking a math exam is like a doctor operating on a dying patient. Anyway, the first sentence is I tried my best.
This exam was supposed to be a blockbuster, but when I handed it out, I decided to hide my strength.
54. Scold: Why are you late today? Calm answer: my bed is old and needs someone to take care of it.
For heaven's sake, with thick soil as evidence, the grass people are willing to pass all the final exams with 10 Jin of meat on them.
56. When there is a phone bill, you call it a mobile phone. When there is no phone bill, your mobile phone is just an Mp.
57. For heaven's sake, with thick soil as evidence, the right person is willing to pass all the final exams with 20 Jin of meat on his body.
58. Sometimes the class is noisy, but for a moment, it suddenly became surprisingly quiet for a few seconds. Have you ever had one?
59. Adolescence love is spiritual opium. Whether you smoke or not, there are always countless Lin Zexu standing behind you.
60. I find that whenever I take an exam, I have a super power, that is, I successfully avoid all the correct answers.
6 1, I want a stable score, I can resist the cruelty of the final exam, and I can have a home among the piles of schoolmasters.
The final exam was supposed to be a blockbuster, but when it was handed out, I decided to hide my strength.
63. What is the test of Sprite? Why is it because the heart flies before the exam and it gets cold after the exam?
64. I studied sacred knowledge, and you actually measured it with scores, which is simply an academic stain! Vulgar! .
65. Grandpa said that in their time, when they met questions that they couldn't do in the exam, they wrote Long live Chairman Mao, and no one dared to cross it.
66. Looking back now, I feel that there will be a big wave of zombies coming soon, but I haven't even planted sunflowers yet.
67. Girls, find a husband in the future and have a baby named Xia. The child's name is Shaq. The child should not be questioned by the teacher.
68. All the questions in the world can be answered with none of your business and none of my business, and suddenly I feel so busy.
69. When I was a child, my deskmate asked me what monsters looked like. I took a mirror and told him to look inside. Two seconds later, he cried.
70. When the final exam collapsed, I saw a question, vaguely remembering what the teacher said, but clearly remembering that I didn't listen.
7 1. Be a happy person from tomorrow, preview, review and do after-school exercises. I have a dream that I will face the final term and pass all my subjects.
72. Every time the teacher says: Please put something irrelevant to the final exam on the podium. I really want to put myself on the podium.
73. After taking the exam for so many years, why not have an anniversary celebration? For example, if you take 40, you will take 20; If you pass two courses, you will get one; Take two courses and you will be exempted from the exam.
74. If the mid-term score slaps you, the final exam will be slapped back. Are you sure the final exam didn't sting you?
75. The furthest distance in the world is not that others are reviewing and I am previewing, but that I was still doing the first question during the exam, and others have already done the second question.
76. The furthest distance in the world is not that you are at the end of the world and I am at the end of the world, but that the answer is in your pocket during the exam, but you dare not take it out.
77. You are my junior. By the end of the term, I can't get too many points. The red tick warms my heart and wishes me to pass every subject!
78. After taking so many final exams, why not have an anniversary celebration? For example, if you score 40 points, you will score 20 points; If you have passed two exams, you will take one; Take two courses and you will be exempted from the exam.
One day, I went to the hospital to see a doctor. The doctor said, I'm sorry about your illness. Focus on the exam, the teacher said it was not the point. I can't read it.
80. You are my junior. By the end of the term, I can't get too many points. The red tick warms my heart and wishes me to pass every subject.
8 1, let me spend Valentine's Day, Christmas, New Year's Day alone, and the final exam if possible!
82. Slag tells Slag that it is friendship, Slag tells Slag that it is love, Slag tells Slag that it is love, and Bully tells Slag that it is the final exam!
83. I always feel like an Englishman when I take the Chinese exam, and I always feel like a China when I take the English exam. Only when I took the math exam did I find myself an alien!
84. A girl with only a high school education has mastered more than a dozen college courses in a short time through self-study. This is not an inspirational story, but a final exam.
Tell me funny, tell me funny, tell me funny.
1, two families, three generations, nothing is the same. How can we live together without barriers? This is very interesting. I really don't know what people thought at that time. Seeing that others want a baby, they are afraid of falling behind, but they don't know the disparity. They should take care of their grandchildren, but they are still coaxing their children. It's almost enough for a generation, leaving young people with such a heavy burden.
I love you, you love her, and she loves him. How funny, I'm still insisting.
3. Some people really don't go too far. Talking about how to be with another boyfriend every day. Sister, I made you so angry. Say I don't like you. Not at first. I have it now. If it is true, is it funny to say that I have a plan? You think so. Think what you want. You are not easy to mess with, and neither am I.
Clowns show their funniest and stupidest side, and they still get the ridicule they can't get rid of.
5. Don't be so funny, okay? Do I need to sow discord between you and mistress
6. The world is really small, and there are many funny things.
The most interesting thing in history is what I told you last year. It took you five months and three days to reply to me this year. Wow! Quick response!
8. You are so funny.
9. It doesn't matter what else I want. You're funny, young man.
10 Do you know why I always like watching funny movies, because it makes me laugh from the heart?
1 1. How many people feel moved, sad and a little funny after watching Little Dad?
12 Don't you think it's funny that you love me and are afraid of me?
13, please don't blaspheme my hard life with your funny eyes.
14, tell me that you love me with the portrait of a couple with others, which is funny and paralyzes you, and then
15, hahahahahahahaha, my male god confessed to my girlfriend, which is so funny.
16, watched the broadcast in one breath. I like Liu Duichang. He is handsome, strict and interesting. I like the super warmth in MengMeng. Wang Wei, the monitor, has a healing smile and has no resistance to soldiers. I want to marry them. I didn't like Z.TAO very much before, but now I think he is really interesting.
17, sorry. I can't talk. I'm not funny. I can't make you all happy
18, there is no capital, the last stop of intelligence. I was playing computer funny when I left the senior high school entrance examination.
19, "Boring Dialogue" funny leave
20. Fishing is a very interesting sport, but sometimes a lot of super funny things happen.
2 1, who still remembers the classic saying at school: wait for me after school and block you. It's funny to think about it now. ..
22. There is a kind of sadness, applause and humor, a kind of appearance called true inspiration and a kind of happiness called true nima. Have we changed or the reality changed?
23. Funny name of WiFi: 1. Pig, find me. 2. If you want to connect to wifi, please ask me. I won't give you the password. 4. I want to connect to my wifi in my next life.
24, some people say that I am single, hehe is really funny, everyone is not a body, you are still fucking double!
25. Swing right and left. Hello, everyone. I am the most interesting Roy swing dance. I miss you so much.
26. A person who can cry in a funny play must be tired. . .
27. I'm joking. I am trying to beat it with lively tears.
28. Vanke City has lived for six and a half years and is moving. I am reluctant to part with the environment and friends here. In the evening, I made an appointment with my good neighbors to get together. When I arrived at the restaurant in the sudden heavy rain, I was soaked through. The waiter was shocked to see me down and out, and I thought it was funny and cool.
29. Why did Dad go there as if he were watching a funny theater?
30. This is a physics class, a boring physics class. Listening to the dialect that the physics teacher doesn't know where to start is funny and sad.
3 1. It's funny that it took two years to receive the invitation.
32. You stabbed me in the back and said you didn't want to hurt me. Hehe, you are so funny! I don't want to beg your love like a beggar!
33. Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. Some people send funny messages, others send funny messages. Some people send messages to express their feelings, and some people send messages to bless them; I don't have so many tricks, just to send a relaxed greeting and wish a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
I didn't breathe after drinking last night. Fortunately, I didn't die. I like the way he panicked yesterday. It is interesting that we are friends.
35. The most funny sentence popular in our class: "Boss, there is wood and sprite, give me a bottle of coke!
36. What a wonderful childhood vocabulary! Each of us has a childhood. Childhood is like waves, crystal clear; Childhood is like a dazzling pearl on the golden beach; Childhood is like a twinkling star in the dark. Childhood is colorful, with many beautiful and precious memories. These memories are unforgettable, sad, happy, depressed and funny.
37. Funny, what is your three-year friendship?
38. It's best for girlfriends to become mistresses, funny, and mistresses to become girlfriends.
39. Put a sack on the funny short message of beautiful MM and wrap a kelp around her waist. She thinks she is Dong Fangbubai, but she is actually the second generation of the fallen god!
40. A girl can't sit with her legs crossed in a skirt. Girls can't fight like crazy. Girls can't be funny ... I just found out that I've never been a woman.
Wish me a happy breakup. Haha, we broke up. He said thank you. I understand him. How funny!
42. Many people watch detective chinatown and compare it with the villain angel. Of course, the villain angel is more interesting, but I think detective chinatown has more content and plot, and Bao Qiang's role is very creative. I can't say which is better, because I can't compare from a certain point. Among the recent films, my favorite is Old Six, followed by Hunting the Dragon.
43. I thought someone would come to keep me!
44. There are so many excellent people around you. It's the first time I've met such a conceited person. Actually, I don't know what's wrong with you. Funny! I hope you grow up and mature slowly. Don't live up to your age, don't be afraid, there is still a long way to go, take your time.
45, snake essence, pig essence, fox essence, are you so funny and not refined at all?
46, the smell of the room is less, you are really too monotonous, and you keep apologizing to the photos, which is so funny.
47. Funny world, top Liu Pei life concept. ...
48. It's been a long time. I'm listening to Joker Xue's songs recently. I like this stupid singer, funny and straightforward, without burden, heartless and stupid. It seems that everything can be less serious except making music.
49, small tea and wine to drink, good friends and friends get together. Speak in a small tone, play cards and mahjong. Funny New Year Quotations Funny New Year Quotations. The TV and movies are playing and living a romantic life. Have a good life. I wish you a happy life. Hehe, Happy New Year!
50. "look! That man is so funny!
Tell me something interesting about the exam, something that makes you laugh, and something interesting about graduation.
1, "Graduation season: youth that we never lost on this day"
On this day, I graduated from,,,,,,,
I am sad to see graduation photo's stupidity on us, but I still can't help crying.
He said that when we graduated, he said that he was not qualified to give me happiness now. He said he wanted me to like him all the time. He said he wanted me to trust him.
After graduation, no one will call those nicknames that they are familiar with or hate.
6. I bet my best friend that I will confess to him when I graduate.
7. Are you happy after graduation?
8. Break up after graduation
9. A good woman is a school for men. A good woman hopes that this good student will never graduate.
10, we always fall in love with school when we graduate.
1 1. After graduation, everyone is divided and my heart is absent, and I am alone.
12, on the day of graduation ceremony, say goodbye and don't cry.
13, when we graduated, what we thought of was not the school, not the class, but the group of people in the class-
14, I'm finally graduating, and I finally want to meet you. I'm not as happy as I thought, but I still can't let you go. I know you are proud, and I know I can't do it. Bow.
Graduation photo is our first photo, and it may be our last photo.
16, I really graduated this time.
17, run wildly on graduation day, don't let me see the tears shed.
18, I think you only know swearing and dog baskets before you graduate from primary school.
19, we all fell in love with school when we were about to graduate.
20. Can we go crazy together after graduation and placement?
2 1, graduated, dear, he is going to lose it again. Should he continue to love?
22. The only regret after graduation is that I haven't been to the men's room.
23. You are not mine after graduation, and I no longer belong to you.
24. After graduation, our youth will not graduate.
25. This graduation season, dear, are you okay? Do you still remember me/
26. After graduation, we will go our separate ways in a blink of an eye.
27. after graduation No more contact. I hope you don't mind. It's strange that we weren't together at the beginning.
28. After graduation, amateurs are still at school.
29, scattered, don't cry after graduation, smile and mix.
30. I'm graduating. Crazy paper, there is no time if you are not crazy.
3 1, hello to those couples who didn't break up after graduation.
32. I will graduate in half a month.
On graduation day, the teacher said the above words, and we all cried our faces red.
34, summer, sad. Graduation, sad ~
I'm afraid of losing you as soon as I graduate.
36. After graduating from high school, English has deteriorated a lot, but at least the vocabulary has remained at the level of tens of thousands: one, two, three and Shanghai.
37. I am about to graduate. Why are those people who secretly love me so calm?
Two years ago, you said that we would be together after graduation. You said the same thing last year. This year, nothing. Time is short, but we have changed.
39. After graduation, that's it, that's it, that's it!
40. Graduation means that we are grown up, that we are mature, and that we are separated!
4 1. There was always a madman around you, smiling. Now you still have to leave, which is what every graduating student will experience.
42. We all fell in love with school when we were about to graduate. We all want to have a good start at the end.
43, graduation season break-up season.
44. I don't want to take the exam, graduate or leave. I will graduate soon.
45. How long have we been fighting? I didn't know until I graduated, not long after, three years.
I got drunk at the graduation party today. I cried and said that you must invite me when you get married in ten years. You smiled and said that the bride is not you.
47. After graduation, the surface is dull, but the heart is very reluctant.
48. I found that many people said they liked you after graduation.
49. On graduation day, we all leave with smiles. Whoever cries and sleeps is a puppy.
Because of this graduation, you left silently by my side.
5 1, I'm graduating. I wish I could still be by your side.
Marty, I haven't had such an easy life since I graduated from junior high school. I fell, and there were people around me. .
53. Are you afraid of graduation and separation? I tell you, true friendship will never end.
54. mm-hmm June is graduation season every year. Hey, I wish I had said I love you.
After the graduation ceremony, the class teacher said: The children put the tables and stools in order, as if we were coming to class next week.
56. Wish me success in my graduation exam.
57. It has been more than ten years, and I will graduate soon. Why is it so hateful at school? You must take care of me. . .
58. I graduated with nothing, but I don't know when to be brave and when to fight.
59. Fuck you. . . After graduation, there are no more such carefree curses by a group of smelly babies.
When we set foot in this school, we knew that we would graduate one day, but when graduation came, we were so afraid to face it.
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