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Chapter 9 Snow Aunt upheaval
With the strong support of Xiaomi and Xiaoqian, Aunt Xue finally sat down at the table in front of the old Chinese doctor, but she still avoided the old Chinese doctor. It was also after some efforts that the old Chinese doctor finally completed the diagnosis.
The old doctor of traditional Chinese medicine gently said to Xiao Wei, "In fact, your aunt Xue's health is not serious, but she is mentally disturbed by stimulation, so she is not normal. I'll give her some medicine, you take it back and cook it every day, and then try to make her drink it. Avoid external stimuli and get more rest. She should recover gradually. She appeared once before, and then she recovered like this.
""Grandpa, my aunt Xue is fine. How did she get this disease? "
The old Chinese doctor saw a little boy who was only five or six years old. He was the only normal person in this family. He can only tell him the truth in a few words: "Your aunt Xueyan used to have a son about your age who drowned while playing with water by the river. Then your aunt Xueyan was driven out of the house by her mother-in-law, and her spirit was strongly stimulated to collapse one after another, leading to the root cause. "
"Can it be cured? It won't happen again?" Xiao reporting leng for a while, and then asked expectantly.
The old Chinese doctor sighed: "This is difficult, very difficult. At present, it can only be alleviated. Try to be less exposed to people and things that can stimulate her, which will reduce the number of attacks or not. "
Anyway, Xiao Wei heard that Aunt Xue was in good health and put a snack: "Oh, I see, thank you, Grandpa." ?
After paying the medical expenses and thanking the old Chinese doctor again, Xiao Yi and Xiaoqian took Aunt Xue back. The old Chinese doctor watched them leave with mixed feelings: a family of three, I'm afraid this 5-or 6-year-old boy will talk in the future. ?
Back to the home without outsiders, Aunt Xue's spirit seems to have eased from the tense state, and her hand holding Xiao Yihe has also loosened, or whispering to the air, or sitting at the window staring at the outside, but there is no one outside, and it is no different in peacetime, but Aunt Xue just watches intently.
Xiaomi pointed to Aunt Xue, then pointed to her head, then waved and wanted to compare with Xiao Gan. Although Xiao Gan can't hear or speak, she is also a clever little girl. She nodded to her brother to show that she understands Aunt Xue's situation. Xiaomi and Xiao Gan made a gesture to let her look after Aunt Xue, and she began to boil medicine in the casserole she just bought.
I finally got a good medicine. Maybe it is bitter. Aunt Xue is like a child. When she drinks it, she resists and vomits a lot. No matter how Xiaomi persuaded and how Xiaoqian comforted, Aunt Xue finally drank a small bowl, but she could not bear it. When she finished her last sip, she pushed Xiaomi into the bowl near her mouth. young mistress
Xiaomi and Xiao Gan looked at each other after one leng, and both were at a loss for Aunt Xue's mutation. Xiaomi, after all, is her elder brother and soon becomes independent, so Xiaoqian stays with Aunt Xue and finds a broom to clean up the sundries on the ground.
What should I do? What should I do in the future? Xiaomi looked at Aunt Xue, who was sitting in a chair, humming a ballad with Xiao Gan, thinking about something. I am very eager for Aunt Xue to get better as soon as possible after drinking the medicine. In fact, many things in the world are against people's subjective will. They just don't say what they want, and they are afraid that what really comes.
In the next few days, Aunt Xue did not get better soon after taking the medicine, but settled down for a while. The rest of the time is talking to the air, angry or scared, or sitting in a chair and talking to myself in front of the window.
Although the cost of medicine is not very expensive, after a long time, Xiao Yi began to feel a little pressure, but the biggest headache was not this, but when Xiao Yi was not at home, Yi Xue hummed and ran outside, but Xiao Gan couldn't move. And she often takes things from people's shops along the street, whether it's food, clothes, things she doesn't need at home, as long as she likes them, she will take them back. Many times, aunt Xue fled home with her front foot, and those big brothers came to you with their back feet. Xiaomi always finds things and apologizes to others. As for food, there are still some broken things that can't be returned, honey.
At the beginning, all the bosses knew that Aunt Xue was a crazy woman, and everyone could understand and accept it. But after a long time and more times, Aunt Xue's behavior still attracted many bosses' scolding. Now, as long as Aunt Xue is a little closer to the street, she will be driven away by the owners of shops and stalls along the street without exception. Nevertheless, those bosses will be taken away by Aunt Xue if they are not careful, and those with slightly more expensive prices will chase her for compensation.
Aunt Xue's back is still good, which improves the standard of food at home. But after all, Xiaomi also wants to return the money to the owner of the shop booth. This kind of consumption also exceeds the income level of the family, and the money saved at home is also consumed quickly. At this rate, it won't be long before even eating sweet potatoes is a bit difficult.
There are also some shopkeepers who claim for the losses before, saying that Aunt Xue took their biscuits when she was shopping, and Xiaomi would be embarrassed to pay for it. If she can't make up for it at the moment, she will make up for it as soon as she picks up the waste and sells it.
On this day, when they passed a roast chicken shop, a chubby shopkeeper stopped them: "Is that Xiaomi? Did your aunt Xue take something from our house at noon the day before yesterday, or was it half a roast chicken leg?" Do you also settle accounts here? " ?
"Roasted chicken legs?" Xiaomi paused. It stands to reason that as long as Aunt Xue takes something to eat, she will definitely take it back for herself and Xiao Gan. But I didn't see Aunt Xue bring back the roast chicken leg, so I made a sign with Xiao Gan and asked her if she had seen Aunt Xue bring back the roast chicken leg. Xiao Gan also frowned and seemed to think hard for a while, then shook his head with a positive expression. ?
Xiao Yi turned to Aunt Xue, pointed to the roast chicken in the roast chicken shop and asked, "Aunt Xue, have you ever taken anything from their house?" ?
When Aunt Xue met the shopkeeper, her face was a little fierce, and she was a little scared to hide, but she shook her head like a rattle and said with a little fear, "No,no."
The shopkeeper said rudely, "Your sister wasn't there that day, and she didn't know! Your aunt Xue is not very clear-headed, and she doesn't remember whether she took it or not. Can most of my roast chicken legs fly? " ?
"Boss, are you mistaken? I usually bring something to eat, but I can't eat it myself. I'll just take it back to me and my sister. She can't bear to eat it herself, but we haven't seen Xueyan bring back roast chicken legs these two days. " ?
"Everything is possible. It is also possible that your aunt Xue was hungry that day and ate on the way. Anyway, my roast chicken leg was here that day. I went to the back room to get some packaging bags, and the chicken legs were gone. It happened that your aunt was passing by. Who else can it be? "
"You are not always someone passing by? How can you be sure that my aunt took it? "
"What do you mean? You mean I'm lying! " The shopkeeper's voice began to rise. "Do you want to default or something? Leave if you want to break the contract. Don't be wrong here. If you are reasonable, just give money directly. How can there be so much nonsense! " ?
Others gathered around to watch the fun. Xiaomi ignored the owner's roar. When I saw it from Aunt Xue again, Aunt Xue seemed to be scared by the voice of the shopkeeper, and her body trembled a little, but she always replied affirmatively: "No, no-?
"Ah, I saw your son eat something here at noon the day before yesterday. Could he have eaten it? I don't think I saw widow Lin enter your shop either! " Lao Li, who is also the owner of the roast chicken shop opposite, also made a noise at this time. Two people are competitors themselves, and sometimes they don't like Ah Er in Dong 'ao Village. Sometimes, they also satirize their business rivals. ?
When Ah Er Yi saw that it was Lao Li from the roast chicken shop opposite, he suddenly became angry: "Joke! My son already has chicken legs to eat at home, so why go out to get food? Your old Li is an old man, so don't talk nonsense if you can't see clearly! " ?
"I can't see the nonsense? Hehe, I'm not like some people. People say that the roast chicken has already been paid, so they will keep it for a while, and some people will take the opportunity to pull out a few pieces! " Lao Li looked at the sky with his head sideways, which seemed obvious.
Al in Dong 'ao Village was exposed to the pain and suddenly pointed at Lao Li and scolded him: "What are you, old man?" Don't be bloody Which eye did you see me pull it out? " ?
Lao Li didn't answer this question at all. He put his hands on his chest: "Look, everyone, I just said that some people, not you, want to sit in the right position. It's none of my business!"
The shopkeeper ao er can't beat Lao Li for a while, and he can't help it. His son is from the police station and dare not offend too much. He gave Lao Li a vicious "hum" and then turned to Xiao Wei with a smile: "Since we want to breach the contract, why do we have to pretend to pay compensation one by one? If you don't want to default, you will settle the accounts. "
Xiao Yi saw many people around him. Although it is very likely that Dong Aoer deliberately extorted money, Aunt Xue was not sure and had to say, "OK, how much is it?" ?
Dong Aoer said the number, counted it and took a handful of change handed by Xiao Yi. He put it in the drawer without counting it. He said coldly, "You are very clever!" ?
If Aunt Xue really took it, it would be appropriate to give it to others, but I always felt that the second master in Dong 'ao village was very wrong, but there was no way to prove that the second master lied to make money, so I could only admit that he was unlucky. This time, he was really weakened. A three-piece roast chicken leg may not be a problem for other families, but it is even worse for Xiao Yi and them in extremely difficult times. ?
Aunt Xue has always kept her head down and seems a little afraid of the little prince. Little reporting naturally won't embarrass Aunt Xue, but I hope menstruation will remember it for a long time after this incident and don't take other people's things in the future.
As a result, two days later, Aunt Xue came back with someone else's baked cakes, half for Xiao Gan and half for Xiaomi, leaving nothing behind. Although there was no boss to chase her, Xiaomi ate half of the sesame cake that Aunt Xue had stuffed into her hand angrily and fell heavily on the ground: "Aunt Xue, how many times have I told you, we can't steal from others! You taught me, but how can you be like this now? " ?
In the face of Xiaomi's sudden anger, Aunt Xue also paused and trembled, but she thought Xiaomi didn't understand the delicious cookies, squatted down again, picked up the cookies scattered on the ground, held them in front of Xiaomi, looked at Xiaomi with expectation and concern, and said, "Eat, eat, eat-"
Aunt Xue is crazy, but in her own crazy inner world, she has also experienced a lot of sadness, fear, anger, depression and pain unknown to outsiders. Although her clothes were dirty, her hair was messy, and even her face was scratched by wrestling or others, all this was ignored by her. The only thing that has not been ignored is that she will continue to care no matter what the circumstances. Mental illness can make her disregard ethics, courtesy and shame, and even control her whole way of thinking and behavior. It's just that the care and concern for Xiaomi and Xiaoqian has never changed a bit, and no matter how severe it is, it can't erase this care and love from my heart.
When Xiaomi saw that the baked wheat cake was still alive, once she ate it, it was undoubtedly a wrong message to Aunt Xue: the baked wheat cake was delicious, and both she and Xiao Gan liked it. In order to make herself and Xiao Gan happy, Aunt Xue may steal from others again! Small report can only be determined, once again rudely knocked over the baked wheat cake in Aunt Xue's hand, crushed it with his foot and kicked it away, which made menstruation dare not pick it up again, then turned around and picked up the cooked sweet potato on the table, and began to peel it, giving a look at the same time.
Xiao gan's reaction is also very fast. After receiving her brother's eyes, she also raised the sesame seed cake in her hand and fell heavily to the ground. She also crushed it with her feet and kicked it away. It's hard to pick it up again. She also turned and walked to the table, picked up a small sweet potato and peeled it.
Aunt Xue also froze. In her mind, she thought the baked wheat cake was delicious and edible, so she gave it to Xiao Yihe without reservation. But instead of eating it, the little prince and he threw it in front of her and crushed it. Even the little prince was mean to her. In the chaotic mind world, she couldn't figure out what was going on, but felt that the little prince was doing it.
At this time, Xiao Wei peeled two sweet potatoes and gave one to Aunt Xue. She pointed to the biscuits on the ground and shook her head and said, "It's not delicious!" Then he raised the sweet potato in his hand and said happily, "This is delicious!" He put the sweet potato in his mouth with his left hand and ate it happily, as if he had never eaten anything so delicious. He enjoyed his meal with endless aftertaste. He handed the slightly larger sweet potato to Aunt Xue with his right hand and said, "Aunt Xue, this is really delicious!" "
Xiao gan also peeled two sweet potatoes and came over. She ate one beautifully and gave the other to Aunt Xue with a happy face.
Aunt Xue's confused mind was also deeply shaken. Although she didn't wake up, she was able to sort things out: Xiao Yi and Xiao Qian didn't hate themselves, but they didn't like baked wheat cakes. Just gave them something they didn't like to eat, and they were not happy! Surprised, I put a big stone in my heart, but my eyes still didn't stop slipping, but I still took the sweet potato handed over by Xiaomi and Xiaoqian and ate it happily.
From then on, Aunt Xue never came back with baked wheat cakes, but she still brought something else to eat, except that Xiaomi and Xiao Gan just threw them away violently every time they ate them, then crushed them to prevent Aunt Xue from picking them up, and then they all ate sweet potatoes at home. Over time, Aunt Xue finally understood that Xiaomi and Xiao Gan only like sweet potatoes and don't like anything else! I also started stealing things from the outside to go home, stealing, and stealing sweet potatoes that Xiaomi and Xiaoqian like to eat. For this, Xiaomi and Xiao Gan have no choice.
When Xiao Wang and Xiao Qian went out with Aunt Xue, the shops and stalls on both sides of the street were already guarding them like thieves. When Aunt Xue tried to steal her favorite sweet potato, she would be caught tightly by Xiao Wangye and Xiao Qian and looked at her unhappily. Even Xiaoqian's angry little face seemed to cry and ignored her. Aunt Xue finally gave up the idea of stealing other people's sweet potatoes again and again, and whenever,
Slowly, Aunt Xue will never steal from others again. In Aunt Xue's conscious world, things in street shops and stalls are not impossible to take, or afraid to take, but afraid to take. Xiaomi and Xiao Gan will be angry and don't like her. As long as Xiaomi and Xiao Gan are happy, she is willing to do anything, as long as Xiaomi and Xiao Gan are unhappy. So that in the end, even if she stood in front of the shop booth, she wouldn't touch other people's things easily without Xiao Yi and Xiaoqian's nod.
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