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On Saturday morning, my mother took my grandmother and I to the bus stop with a travel bag, because we were going to Penglai Long Island. At this time, Aunt Jing and Aunt Xia have arrived. After a while, the bus arrived. As soon as we got on the bus, we rushed to grab seats, but we were still late to grab a seat in the back. At this time, the car started, but slowly. Then I read the book, but the light was too dim, so I didn't read it. The car got up slowly and quickly, but it stopped when it reached the clothing city in Zichuan. Then I only heard the driver shout, "Xu's family get off." Then we didn't listen clearly. When we saw some people get off the bus, we got off the bus in a daze. After we got on another car, the original car left. Then, the car also started. But just then, we found out that Aunt Jing didn't know where she had gone! Then, the tour guide in front clicked on the list of people who should be on this bus, and many people found themselves on the wrong bus (including us)! Then mother shouted, "Stop the car!" Then the driver stopped, and we got on the wrong bus and then got off. Then, the tour guide in front called the driver of the bus we took and talked with him for a long time. Then my mother called Aunt Jing again, and then we realized that when Aunt Jing went to ask about the bus, we didn't know that this was the bus to Qingdao and which bus we took just now was the bus to Penglai Long Island. She just wanted to stop the car, but it had already left, so she took a taxi to catch up with it, and then went up, but we were still in the car. Then she told the driver of that car. However, the car over there has already gone a long way, so the tour guide here and the driver there can't discuss whether we can get on the bus first and then take us to the rich. We don't want to, because it will be even more difficult to find it. So we waited in the same place, and then I asked the man what the tail number of our car was, and he said it was 157. This is a car passing by at a high speed. I saw three numbers of 157, and then I said, they all looked over there. At this time, the car stopped, and my mother called again, and then she said that she saw it and asked them to turn a corner. Then I saw the car I just saw and stopped in front of us. Then, we got on the bus with our things. In the car, mom and they kept blaming, and the driver kept defending. At last none of them spoke. At this time, my stomach began to violently resist: "eat quickly, you are starving me!" Eat quickly, you're starving me! ..... "Because I brought meat to burn, so I ate one, wow, a mouthful of incense! In a blink of an eye, a meat fire disappeared, and then we began to eat snacks. We bought two kinds of snacks, three of us each with two packs, so I started to distribute them, two for Xiaoyi, two for me and two for Zhang Shuo's brother. Then Xiaoyi and I couldn't wait to start eating. As soon as I took a piece of potato chips apart, my aunt said, "Brother, I don't like seafood-flavored crispy corners. Please eat them. Give me your potato chips. I love them!" "No, everyone has a bag of two things, no!" Then xiaoyi stopped talking. when I just wanted to eat the next slice, xiaoyi suddenly grabbed it and threw his crispy corner. Angry at me, but he is younger than me after all. Alas, I can only swallow it. Then I tore open a bag of crispy corners and ate them. Finally, the bus has arrived at the station! We quickly picked up our luggage and got off the bus. After getting off the bus, we quickly moved our legs and feet. Then wait for the car to come. At this time, the tour guide began to count the number of people, so we hurried to the car with our luggage or something, and then the tour guide said all the seats. Then let us get on the bus. When we got on the bus, we found a seat and sat down. When everyone was here, the tour guide said it was time to go. Then, when the bus started, the tour guide said to us, "Now we are going to Zhoucun and Huantai to meet the tourists there." Then our car started, and after pulling tourists from other places, we headed for Penglai. On the bus, the tour guide told us some precautions. Because we children are fun, we didn't listen, only heard one or two points. The three of us took turns telling jokes and ghost stories, then stopped telling them and started eating snacks. In the middle, we went to several service stations and even sang. We all thought it was real singing, but who knew it was pee. After 4.5 hours, we finally arrived in Penglai. After arriving in Penglai, it was already noon, so the tour guide took us to dinner first. When we arrived at the hotel, we ate according to the divided tables. We hurried to eat. After dinner, the tour guide took us to the sculpture of the Eight Immortals, and then the tour guide set a time to let us move freely.
after we quickly took photos, we went to the beach below to play. We didn't swim because the tour guide said we could only wet our feet, not our bodies. After the time, we hurried back to the place, and then the guide took us to a temple. There were many monks here, and there were also interpreters. The interpreters told us for a while and then let us go shopping by ourselves. We started shopping by ourselves, and after a while, the time was up. Then we got on the bus, and the next stop was Penglai Polar Ocean World. Then the tour guide talked about it and said that if you go, you will give me money and I will buy tickets for you. Then, tell everyone what kind of price. Then charge. After arriving at the station, the tour guide asked us to line up, and she went to buy tickets. We just waited and waited there, and finally she bought tickets and came back. Then we started walking inside. After we went in, we found that grandma didn't come in with us, and then we saw her coming in with another tour group. We were wondering what was going on, so grandma told us. It turned out that we bought one less ticket here and one more ticket there, so grandma followed the people there. Then, we went into the tropical rain forest to see. After we went in, our eyes were full of trees, vines and so on. Then there were some fish in the water tank. There were too many kinds of rain, and there were piranhas! When we went to see it, there were many guardrails in front of it, probably to prevent tourists from standing in front of the glass and then piranhas jumped out of the water to eat people. Then we went ahead and saw seals, sea lions, polar bears, penguins, whales (note: whales are not fish), sharks, etc. Then we went to see the performances of dolphins and seals. It was really wonderful! First of all, the host made the opening remarks, and then the poster tamer went on stage with four seals. They swayed like paunchy penguins, and then they stood up in their seats and greeted the audience. Then, put its two fins with people like human hands. Then the next series of performances were really interesting. The most interesting thing was that they played the game of grabbing seats, and then the dolphin show. It was really wonderful, especially the trapeze, which made me dumbfounded.
After reading these, we went to the assembly, and then took our luggage to the dock. After we went there, we picked up the tickets and went to grab the seats. We grabbed a seat in the last row, and then we started. We quickly went outside to see the sea. On the way, the waves in the sea kept rolling as if they were going to eat us. Then, after arriving at the station, we got on the bus and went to the fisherman's house, where we had a good dinner and went to bed.
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