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Saudi Arabia's joke about buying China missiles.
China negotiators put up three fingers. Prince Sultan, commander of Saudi air defense, said that $300 million is really not expensive for such a domineering weapon, but my friend, the king only gave me a budget of $3 billion. Iraq invaded Kuwait at any time, and it was really a fight. A dozen ballistic missiles are really not enough. Can you make it cheaper and I'll give you cash? . At that time, Rabbit's national foreign exchange reserves were only $2.5 billion. Prince Sultan's words stunned the negotiators present. I wanted to sell him for 30 million yuan, after all, the cost was less than 6.5438+0 million. So the two sides happily signed the agreement.
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