Selected Zhihu Shenfu Pieces _ Collection of Folk Zhihu Shenfu Pieces

With serious, professional and friendly community culture and mechanism, Zhihu has gathered the most creative people in the fields of science, technology, commerce and culture on the Internet in China, produced and shared high-quality content on a large scale through human nodes, and built a high-value interpersonal network. The following is a selection of Zhihu's reply paragraphs that I compiled for you. I hope you will like them.

Selected paragraphs of Zhihu's reply 1: 1. How did you feel when you broke up or confessed failure?

Huang Jiayi: So "heartache" is true! It's physical!

2. Do girls rely on chasing or attracting?

Xue Bo: A circle of friends sent by an excellent girl around me: How many people still don't understand that people rely on sex and attraction to maintain a long-term and comfortable relationship. Instead of oppression, bondage, flattery, blind dedication and moral self-touch.

3. How to improve your girlfriend's IQ?

Yue Zhao: When she doesn't like you, her IQ will naturally improve.

4. What if my girlfriend is molested?

Nior: Make money in the future and eat in a fancy restaurant?

5. What's it like to have a boyfriend?

Anonymous user: I can't even unscrew the mineral water bottle.

6. How to correctly answer the "three classic questions about girlfriends" (who would you save first when your mother and I fell into the water at the same time? What would you do if someone gave you 100 million to give up on me? Who is more beautiful, my predecessor or me? )

Yu: 1, my mother. 2. If you can ask the first question, you must choose 1 100 million. You are already my predecessor.

7. "Don't fall in love with girls who like reading. How to understand this sentence?

Zhang Xiaofang: I think the second half of the sentence is: "At your level, you will be dumped sooner or later, properly."

8. What do you think of blind date?

The only value of blind date is that when you meet the blind date, you will know what you are in the eyes of the introducer.

9. Why can't I contact my ex-boyfriend?

Teenieweenie: the four most useless things in the emotional world: regret after breaking up, care after not loving, kindness with high self-esteem and low emotional intelligence.

10. What should I pay attention to when traveling with my girlfriend for the first time? How to prepare?

Tony chen: Count your period! Senior can only help you here. . . )

Select the second paragraph of Zhihu's reply: 1, I like a boy with a girlfriend, and the boy has indicated that he wants to sleep together, and kisses and hugs is together. Could he possibly like himself?

Fujimoto: Such a boy may like you, but he can never like you.

2. Why do so many people say that they are lonely and want to find a boyfriend/girlfriend, but they are still single?

Xu Tiantian: Because not only are you ugly, but you also think others are ugly.

3. How to catch up with the goddess?

ScottDong: When the word "goddess" is mentioned, you are doomed.

4. What is the girl's hand doing when kissing?

Bai Yuanyuan: Grab his arm and hold it steady, or who knows where he will touch it!

5, 2b How far can young people write love letters?

High mountains and flowing water: love. ╰★つつAlways gave up. **

6. Why does my boyfriend and I play with mobile phones while eating?

Universe invincible monster: Maybe he thinks it's not good to play with his girlfriend while eating.

7. Taobao actually has a business called "checking boyfriend loyalty". Will you try it?

Alex Ann: How strong is the cup in your hand? You didn't know until it was broken.

8. How important is a boy's appearance?

Yanziwu: The college entrance examination is the last time in your life that you don't look at your looks.

9. Is it really good to wait for a girl who doesn't love you?

Saury: Waiting for someone who doesn't love you is like waiting for a boat at the airport.

10, why do you say "whether you like it or not and whether it is appropriate or not are two different things"?

Hypnos: Haven't you bought shoes?

Select the third paragraph of Zhihu's reply: 1. Do you care if your lover has a heterosexual girlfriend?

Anonymous user: A woman will never understand why a man doubts her friendship with other men, because men know men too well!

2. From which detail did you find out that your girlfriend was cheating?

Ma Chao at sea: When she came home that day, she shook the quilt and said that she would show me a big change.

3. The ex-boyfriend is so ugly now. Should I be happy?

Anonymous user: He would rather have an ugly girl than you. Let's have a snack.

4. What is the experience of having a smart girlfriend?

Zhuge Buliang: Call his girlfriend with a friend's mobile phone. As soon as I got through, she knew she was calling honey.

Should I remind my ex-girlfriend that her new lover is love rat?

Chen Hao: Ask others by the standards of saints, and ask yourself by the standards of bitches.

6. What do you think of your girlfriend's blue face?

Poetic: blue face, blue face, add some yellow to make it green.

7. What is the first thing you want to do when you meet a lover in love?

1 1: laugh.

8. What's it like to fall in love with a beautiful girl?

Ming Xiaoyi: My mother thought her girlfriend was blind ~ ~ ~

9. How to refute "Your singleness means that you are not excellent"?

Chen Shu: On the contrary, being single means that you are not good enough.

10, how to describe "heartbeat" in one sentence?

Zhang casually: I want to wear the most beautiful mask, and I want to take off all the disguises.

Select the fourth paragraph of Zhihu's reply: 1. Why is it so difficult to find a boyfriend?

Carmen: Love at first sight has no capital, and long-term love has no conditions.

2. My girlfriend got pregnant after breaking up with her ex-boyfriend. What should I do?

Anonymous users: whoever pollutes will be treated. Who develops and protects.

3. My boyfriend doesn't take the initiative to contact me for a month or two. How should I adjust?

Yu Budweiser: Everyone's answers are too dark, such as cheating and never loving you. Everything should be on the bright side. I guess your boyfriend is dead.

If love doesn't hold hands, kiss or go to bed, it's not love. Do you really need these physical contacts to love someone?

Su Lian: Sure, why do you think "love" and "fertilization" look so similar?

5. How to refuse a boy who doesn't love but is very kind?

Silent: Don't look for him when you are lonely.

6. A woman's killer is "Don't you dare yell at me". What is a man's killer?

Anonymous user: I can't help it if you think so.

7. What kind of experience is love?

Teacher Yue: Two people who look like pigs are afraid that the other person will be robbed?

8. I already have a girlfriend, but what if I meet someone I like more?

Anonymous user: I remember a sentence: Don't trust the opposition party, even after taking office.

9. Girlfriends always think other people's boyfriends are good. What should I do?

Li: Be someone else's boyfriend.

10, how to refuse a girl's confession?

Wang: Sorry, I am a good man.

Select paragraph 5 of Zhihu's reply: 1. What kind of experience is it to date a goddess?

Flower owner: Dating the goddess and quarreling with the exam are called three things that I always feel I didn't do well afterwards.

2. When your confession was rejected, what was the worst thing you heard?

Anonymous user: "It's not your turn to gang rape"

3. What should I do if I tell the girl I like that I have been rejected or liked her?

Brother Shao: Maybe you are mistaken about what confession is. Confession should be the horn of final victory, not the charge signal to launch an attack.

4. How to strike up a conversation with girls in the bookstore?

Money: just saying? Beauty, do you like books? The beauty said: Like it? Just say: Uncle likes you too ~

Some girls refuse to improve their image in order to "find true love in the worst state". Is this idea reliable?

Anonymous user: If you define true love in the strictest way, then true love will test you with the least probability.

6. The girl sent a text message saying "I have a cold". What is the best answer?

GayScript: open the door.

7. Does kissing skills indicate that a person has rich kissing experience?

Pawn: Not necessarily, but people who can make good judgments must be experienced.

8. How to be a good girlfriend?

Mumuxiko: Protect his inner boy.

9. What should I do if I ask my sister to watch a movie and have differences on the choice of the film?

Emilio: There is a difference. It seems that you really want to go to the movies. ...

10, why do a group of leftover women say they can't find the right one, and then a group of otaku still say they have no sisters? Besides blind date, how can leftover men find leftover women?

Lan Xin: Otaku says that without a sister, it is like standing alone in a desolate desert, and that is really without a sister. Leftover women say that they can't find the right one, just like standing in front of a vending machine without a favorite drink and picking a favorite one.

Selected Zhihu's reply to God popular jokes 1. A reporter asked a migrant worker:? How to treat this year's new anti-corruption policy? Migrant workers touched the back of their heads and held back for a long time:? You mean last year was for fun? ! ? Reporter:?

My son is receiving my education. My son asked his father for help. I told him: don't look, your father didn't dare to intervene when I was educating you. His father said, why can't I get involved? After listening, the son looked at his father hopefully. His father took a look at me and wiped his hands with a rag. Then he said to me, look, I wiped my hands.

3. Q: You can draw a map of the United States only by using the location of McDonald's. Do we have such a chain? Some netizens gave the answer: Do we? Toll station? ! The netizen exclaimed, God replied!

The payroll of a company says: Your salary is your private affair, please don't disclose it to others. A new employee left a sentence when signing the salary slip: I won't mention it to anyone, I am as shameful as you!

5, the unit dinner, the leader rarely praised me in front of everyone, said: As I am often late, I have the funds for this activity. ?

6. Confucius said: employees are sleepy, maybe they are too tired, and they should sleep; Mencius said: Confucius is right! The two old men, Confucius and Mencius, are really sages. It is strongly suggested that all bosses should seriously study Confucius and Mencius' great thoughts, thoroughly implement his great theories, and accelerate the realization of the great goal of letting employees have a good nap. Comrades, if you agree, please turn around

When Hans came to Beijing to learn Chinese, he was fascinated by this beautiful and generous language teacher at first sight. One day, Hans looked up the word "fans" in the dictionary and asked the teacher excitedly, which is stronger, fans or wires? The teacher said, wires, of course. Hans said seriously: teacher, I am your wire! ?

8. A female colleague, who is very fat, always dances with the aunts in the square every night. Yesterday, I was dragged to enjoy it. Then someone asked me how I danced. I said:? I think you dance like a swan. ?

9. I met a woman on the road today. Deadpan. Visually, I just lost my love. Don't look at the traffic lights when crossing the road. Almost hit by a car, the driver roared: I want to die! The woman shouted back: I know I still brake!