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Sun Yue tells jokes.

Degang Guo always makes fun of Deyun Society, saying that she has two grandsons who can speak crosstalk. One is Hou Zhen, the grandson of Hou, and the other is Sun Yue, the grandson of Hou. Li Wenhua, the master of crosstalk, entrusted Sun Yue to Jiang Kun, but I didn't expect Sun Yue to feed elephants in the zoo for ten years. Sun Yue was born in a senior intellectual family in Beijing. He is the uncle and grandson of crosstalk master Li Wenhua. Li Wenhua and Jiang Kun are crosstalk partners. They have worked together on some familiar crosstalk jokes, such as crossword puzzles and bragging about their hometown.

Sun Yue inherited Li Wenhua's eloquence, and he could speak crosstalk since he was a child. At the age of seven, he performed on the stage. 1 1 years old, he began to participate in cross talk Shang Yan in his spare time, and he did not fall behind in his studies. After graduating from college, Li Wenhua asked Jiang Kun to find a good job for Sun Yue. So Sun Yue went to Beijing Zoo to feed the elephants for ten years. In fact, it wasn't Jiang Kun who deliberately embarrassed Sun Yue, but because the crosstalk industry was depressed at that time, Sun Yue volunteered to work in the zoo besides liking crosstalk, a small animal.

During his time as a breeder, Sun Yue was still obsessed with crosstalk. He often goes out to listen to crosstalk, and even goes to Tianjin alone to listen to the crosstalk between Deyun Society and Degang Guo. Although the cross talk industry was depressed, Deyun Society grew slowly, and Yun-peng Yue successfully joined Deyun Society. When he first entered his old school, others didn't like Yun-peng Yue. He has no talent, learns slowly, and is especially good at eating. Everyone suggested that Degang Guo fire him, but Degang Guo insisted on keeping him around. Even if he learned nothing, he would support him all his life. I didn't expect Yun-peng Yue to grow rapidly. Other disciples and Degang Guo kept reacting, and Yun-peng Yue's performance was moved to the back. They can't see him, which reflects more people. Degang Guo called Yun-peng Yue and wanted to talk to him in person.

Degang Guo said this on behalf of his recognition of Yun-peng Yue. He taught Yun-peng Yue in detail how to get rid of the burden and how to interact with the audience. A few days later, Yun-peng Yue got through the seven tendons and eight veins, and completely began to understand. No one in the club can catch up with him. Everyone is trying to change partners for Yun-peng Yue, but the effect is not good.

Diamond cut diamond was not considered until Shi Haidong acted, and their performances became more and more fluent. On one occasion, Shi Haidong asked for leave to go home, and there was a performance in Yun-peng Yue. He was very worried. Shi Haidong comforted her, don't worry, I'll find you a reliable one. He called Sun Yue for help. I have a performance here. Can you perform with my apprentice Yun-peng Yue? Sun Yue agreed.

At this time, his art club is also in jeopardy and may be dissolved at any time. Why do people of the same age in Sun Yue and Degang Guo want to match Yun-peng Yue? Sun Yue, who feeds elephants in the zoo, can't let go of her cross talk hobby. He formed an art club with a group of like-minded friends and didn't want the development of the art club to be difficult. Degang Guo was willing to accept the art club out of his appreciation of Sun Yue, so Sun Yue became a member of Deyun Society.

In 20 14, Sun Yue took Shi Fukuan as his teacher and became Yu Qian's younger brother. It is said that he is on a par with Degang Guo. It ranks among the best in Deyun Society, second only to money. Degang Guo is willing to arrange for him to go to Yun-peng Yue, which shows how rare Yun-peng Yue is in Degang Guo. At the beginning of their cooperation, Yun-peng Yue always told some vulgar jokes, which were grounded, but not high-end. After a long time, Sun Yue couldn't bear it. If you keep saying that, let's split up. You have a big problem.

Yun-peng Yue didn't understand what was going on. He asked, uncle, how can we cooperate well? Why is this? Sun Yue said sternly, why do you still use those vulgar stalks? Don't you think these things sound disgusting? I don't want to be stabbed in the back. Yun-peng Yue thinks these things are not pleasing to the eye, but the audience loves to hear them. The audience is the parents of food and clothing, so we can't offend them. Sun Yue told her earnestly, then do you want to go to the Spring Festival Gala, do you want to go to TV, don't be too casual in a small theater, and you will never get on a bigger stage.

Yun-peng Yue suddenly woke up, so he began to innovate jokes and discard the old dross. Sun Yue not only awakened Yun-peng Yue, but also released himself, pulling him back to the past, and occasionally, Sun Yue came back skillfully. The cooperation between them has become more and more tacit. With Sun Yue standing beside Yun-peng Yue, cross talk will be more exciting. Once Sun Yue is gone, Yun-peng Yue's cross talk is missing something.

How deep is the affection between Sun Yue and Yun-peng Yue? One of the eight wishes is for Sun Yue. Yun-peng Yue got as drunk as a fiddler on her wedding day. He ignored the beautiful daughter-in-law he just married and kept telling Sun Yue. In order to thank Sun Yue, Yun-peng Yue specially composed a song "Once Born, Twice Cooked". As long as they perform in a special performance, Yun-peng Yue will sing this song. Yun-peng Yue also said that every time he sang this song, when he met Sun Yue's eyes, Sun Yue was too shy to see. Sun Yue's weight is always teased on the stage, but one of his eight New Year's resolutions is reserved for Sun Yue, hoping that Teacher Sun will lose weight 100 Jin. Everyone is teasing, others are concerned about whether Sun Yue can lose weight, and only Yun-peng Yue is concerned about whether he is tired of losing weight. Nobody knows. Many of Sun Yue's jokes are true.

Once I went to a show by plane, and Sun Yue and Yun-peng Yue bought first-class tickets. After sitting there, I found that every time the stewardess passed by, she would always watch Sun Yue for a while and then leave with a smile. Yun-peng Yue joked with Sun Yue that the stewardess wouldn't like you, but the stewardess would still look at Sun Yue every time she passed by, which made Yun-peng Yue more curious.

He couldn't help pulling the stewardess and asking her why she kept staring at Sun Yue. The stewardess laughs first, then talks, and then explains after laughing. According to the regulations, they have to check every passenger's seat belt, but Sun Yue is too fat and his seat belt is stuck in the meat, so everyone will watch it for a while to make sure that after hearing Sun Yue and Yun-peng Yue laugh, there will be new creative materials in the future.

It is reported that Yun-peng Yue has his own idea of starting a business, and wants to quit Deyun Society and open a comic dialogue hall to accept apprentices. News has its nose and eyes, and some people are already wondering whether Degang Guo will stop Yun-peng Yue and poach Sun Yue. If Yun-peng Yue really wants to go it alone, Degang Guo really doesn't need to stop him. He has said that supporting his apprentice to go it alone will also provide some help, but Yun-peng Yue will be better off without Degang Guo. Aren't Cao Yunjin and He Wei Yun the best examples? If he wants to go, he can bring his apprentice at most. Uncle Sun Yue got help from Degang Guo in the most difficult time, so he really won't leave.