Trading joke

In the past month, A shares have experienced a wave of rising prices, and Chinese chives feel that the bull market is coming again. After being suppressed for a year, the players are also active, mocking the vacancy, making money, feeling the market, and contributing a lot of joy to everyone. After the market adjustment, jokes about losing money and self-deprecating also appeared. We bring you a collection of recent A-share stories. I hope you can calm down happily and get ready for tomorrow's transaction.

(1) One-word leek top: It describes the behavior of big V's random analysis, and leek is on the top of a word board.

(2) A shares spent three years teaching investors value investing, and then spent another month telling everyone that value investing is a fool.

(3) 25 words summarize the A-share market: trampling on buying, stock market crash rising, crazy forcing new leeks, fear of old hands, rational stepping empty!

(4) the lifestyle of hot money:

Stir-fry people's network during the day and pay RMB at night;

Stir-fry digital twins in the stock market during the day and go to the clubhouse to find biological twins at night;

Calculate the speculative margin in the stock market during the day, and only at night can you test it on the edge of sin;

Speculate in the stock market during the day, so you don't have to squat in a cheap hair salon that was raided to eliminate pornography at night.

(5) What are you going to do when you make money? Of course, it is the young mode of the clubhouse.

(6) Retail investor A: "What other sectors have not risen?"

Retail investor B: "Choose your own stock sector."

(7) There are two kinds of people in the market: bears are getting smarter and bulls are getting richer.

(8) The fundamentals of bull market:

Read the fundamentals and close the face.

Pay attention to fundamentals and lose at the starting line.

Follow the fundamentals and eat only noodles every day.

Forget the fundamentals and embrace the Dayang line.

(9) What is disagreement?

Dongfang Communication: "Our company has no 5G related business for the time being."

Hot money: "Shut up, you have."

Shibei Gaoxin: "Our main business is real estate."

Hot money: "Shut up, you are a venture capitalist."

Xin Wufeng: "Our company lost money this year."

Hot money: "shut up and turn losses into profits immediately."

Great wisdom: "I don't want to be the boss of a brokerage firm."

Hot money: "Shut up, you think."

(10) I will never lose money in stock trading. 80% of the warehouses bought Dongfang Communication and 20% bought accident personal insurance. When the stock market goes up, I earn, and when the stock market goes down, I jump off a building. The odds are 1:4, which is worth it.

(1 1) bull market operation method:

(12) Sister Buffy:

Shareholder A: NetScience has fallen, but Oriental Network should be careful. It's all the same theme.

Aunt: Is this important?

Shareholder A: Dongfang Network really has nothing to do with Dongfang Communication.

Aunt: Is this important?

Investor A: Actually, let me explain it to you. Stock trading is the most important.

Aunt: the daily limit is up!

Shareholder a:?

Aunt: Young people have to learn. When I took the North-South bus, my nickname was Sister Buffy, a farmer's market on Nanjing East Road!

Shareholder A: Yes, I see.

(13) bull market stock selection method

(14) CITIC Construction Investment tells us what it means to harm others and not benefit ourselves-look at others and limit yourself.

(15) nuclear button lamp god: "I want to go in and eat pork, only to find that I am the meat after I go in. Why? "

(16) ate a big loss and wrote a poem: