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"Warm Time to Us" takes care of the wife code, and everything related to you is planned.

When you can never compare with the person you like, you are stood up again and again, and you are ignored again and again. You have to understand that some expectations should not be there from the beginning.

This is a fact. Fu Pei waited for Stuart's ending, but he didn't want to face it, but he had to compromise. Fu Pei was once covered by Stuart's whole youth. They met when they were young, and they were each other's best friends.

Although Fu Pei is not serious about anything, Stuart understands him, because when he was very young, his family broke down, which made his inner feelings both sensitive and fragile, so he always looked like a child who didn't grow up. Stuart always thought she was the one who could change him.

Even though Fu Pei became friends with other girls in front of her and denied their relationship in front of her, Stuart, who had been waiting silently for many years, still waited for Fu Pei's promise. He told her that after entering the university, we would be together.

At that time, at the end of Stuart's expression of surprise and surprise, she looked into Fu Pei's eyes as if full of hope, which is the emotion that only people who really like it can show.

However, when they were both admitted to Southern University, Fu Pei never kept his promise. Ironically, what Fu Pei said at that time seemed to be just a joke, but Stuart took it seriously.

Stuart has her own pride. It is one thing that she likes it. She will not humbly remind Fu Pei that she is still willing to wait alone. But after four years in college, she also waited for four years, but she didn't wait until Fu Pei fulfilled that promise to her.

The acquaintance between Si Tuleideng and Gu originated from an accident. On that day, Si Tuleideng had an interview and Gu had an important exam. Fu Pei was riding a bicycle with Stuart, but he ran into Gu, who was also riding a bicycle.

Stuart's skirt horn at the end stirred in the wheel. Consultant, is she in a hurry? At the end of Stuart nodded, Gu directly broke the skirt horn, took the bag on the ground and left.

However, in the panic, they took the wrong backpack. Stuart didn't take out his own work in the interview, nor did Gu take out the admission ticket in the exam. They unexpectedly appeared in each other's lives.

When Stewart went to the interview again, her bag was taken away and she scraped her arms and legs in the struggle. She called sadly, but the person who answered the phone was Gu. Stuart told him what happened to her, where she was, and asked him to call Fu Pei to find her. Gu couldn't get in touch, so she went directly to save Stuart.

At the end of Stuart, I was disappointed to see the person who came to see her. Gu wanted to take her to the hospital, but she thought it was just a scratch. Gu told her that scratching would lead to infection, and the serious consequence of infection was amputation, which scared Stuart to let the driver drive to the hospital.

Gu borrowed a wheelchair from the hospital, and Stuart was embarrassed. When he saw the doctor, the doctor thought Stuart was very serious and asked them to watch a movie.

When Stuart said that the bone was just a scratch, the doctor said to them in surprise, why don't you borrow a wheelchair to show your love?

After the treatment, the doctor teased Stuart that he didn't want to go out in a wheelchair, but the doctor said to her, don't be embarrassed, little girl. The resources of this hospital can be wasted occasionally, so it is a very romantic one.

When Stuart finished, he covered his face with shame. At this time, Fu Pei to catch up. He pushed away the ending of Stuart and let Gu Xian go back, but he didn't know what to do next. Holding the medicine list in Gu's hand, but he doesn't know where the pharmacy is. He had to leave Stuart's doomsday and go to the pharmacy to get the medicine. Stuart was very helpless and angry at this time.

Gu walked behind Stuart when he was sad and pushed her to find him. Behind her, seeing her tears streaming down, he threw her a pack of paper towels. Stuart, she said stubbornly, she didn't cry. Gu calmed down and wiped his sweat.

Later, Fu Pei promised to accompany Stewart to the interview, and said that she didn't trust her to go alone and let her wait at the bus stop first, but Stewart sitting at the bus stop didn't care.

Fu Pei asked Gu to accompany Si Tuleideng until the end of the interview. This is Fu Pei who stood me up many times. Maybe many times he didn't care, so he thought Stuart wouldn't care.

On the bus, Gu met his class teacher. It turned out that the last exam he missed because he didn't have an admission ticket was a selection exam for a project. I could have worked with Professor Jiang after the exam, but I missed the opportunity because I didn't have an admission ticket, and because I wanted to be fair and just, I didn't accept the remedy that the class teacher thought of for him.

Gu took the headphones at the end of Stuart, pretended that they were in love, and wanted the head teacher to be well-advised to leave. The head teacher wanted Stuart to help him persuade Gu to see Professor Jiang, but Gu said it was useless for you to tell her. My family is in charge.

At the end of Stuart heard this, he quit, and it was not easy to go back directly. Why?

However, Gu gave a look, so Stuart bowed his head at the end, but he didn't forget to whisper. I was right.

After the interview, Stuart fell asleep on Gu's bus. After Gu returned to the dormitory, he asked him how the interview went and why Stuart didn't answer the phone. Gu said that she was asleep, which made her feel uncomfortable for a while, but this feeling was fleeting.

Later, Fu Pei asked Gu Stuart if he was beautiful. Wei Yi remembered the way Stuart leaned on his shoulder, but he didn't pay attention. Later, Fu Pei asked Stuart whether he was handsome or not at the end, which puzzled Stuart.

Three people eat together, and Fu Pei chats with the girls in the game in front of Stuart, which makes Stuart very sad. His chopsticks are almost broken.

Gu Wei was unhappy when she saw Stuart, so she took the chopsticks in her hand and ironed them with hot water. When the waiter started drinking beer, he asked Fu Pei, "Does your girlfriend drink?" ?

Before Stuart could speak, Fu Pei explained to the waiter that she was not my girlfriend and she didn't drink.

Fu Pei's words hurt Stuart again. She drank the wine angrily, and with the strength of the wine, she asked Fu Pei what kind of girl she really liked.

But Fu Pei asked her, "Would you like to introduce me?" ? I think there are quite a few girls in your college. Please pay attention to it for me.

Stuart smiled and said, well, I'll introduce you to a really stupid one.

Only those who really care about you can see whether your smile at this time is true or not, and you can see that there is pain in your eyes when you laugh. Gu Wei didn't easily see the pain at the end of Stuart dynasty, but Fu Pei didn't. Maybe he saw it too, just pretending not to see it.

While drinking wine, our class teacher Gu appeared again. He greeted Gu. Isn't this Gu's classmate? Are you in love with Stuart again?

Gu said with a straight face, yes.

Later Stuart got drunk and couldn't walk steadily. Fu Pei went to help her, but she refused. After standing firm, she stopped Fu Pei and told him that you were so ugly that Gu couldn't help laughing.

Stuart continued to talk to himself, so ugly, I really don't want to like you.

Fu Pei embarrassedly said to Stuart, you are drunk. Stuart finally went back to Fu Pei, you fart!

In the end, Stuart thought about giving up countless times, but every time he saw Fu Pei, she gave up the idea. She always thought she could change him, but the truth is, she thought she was too important.

After sending Stuart back, ask Gu about the relationship with Stuart and advise him. Then in what capacity do you question me?

Fu Pei said anxiously, in short, you are far from the finish line. Gu Weiyi answered him lightly. Do you care?

Gu's class teacher repeatedly persuaded Gu to meet Professor Jiang, but Gu always thought it was unfair to others and refused.

In order to help Gu, Stuart accompanied Gu's class teacher to see Professor Jiang. As Gu's girlfriend, he finally touched Professor Jiang and gave her a test paper to take back to Gu.

After getting the paper, Stuart and he beat about the bush and dared Gu to do it. That was the first time. At the end of Stuart, I saw Gu laughing. Gu handed Stuart the test paper and told her to make me happy.

After reading the examination paper, Professor Jiang invited Gu to join his project team, but Gu still felt that it was against the regulations.

Professor Jiang Ke took out the experimental props for electrifying and told him that anyone who spoke ill of him behind his back would electrify him. Gu finally agreed to join.

Stuart Mo, who is about to graduate, wants to go out and rent a house. Introduced by his mother, he rented the house of his friend Aunt Xu. Aunt Xu's son used to live here, but now he is empty, which is especially suitable for Stumo.

After renting a house, Stuart ran into Gu in the library and told him that the decoration and furnishings of the rented house were the same as those of the model room. He felt that he lived in a morgue and talked to her endlessly. Wei Yi told her directly that he wanted to study.

After arriving in Stuart, Gu was like a morgue, and then he left.

In the evening, Gu returned home and found someone living in the house, and it was at the end of Stuart. He finally understood that the morgue Stuart said turned out to be his home, and Stuart also understood that Gu was Aunt Xu's son.

Stuart ate something wrong and had a stomachache. Gu took out his old medicine for stomachache and gave it to her. Unexpectedly, the medicine expired, which made Stuart faint with gastroenteritis. Gu called an ambulance in a hurry.

In the hospital, Gu carefully asked the doctor repeatedly, is it really just gastroenteritis? Why isn't she awake?

The doctor said that Stuart just fell asleep in the end, and told Gu that you are so precious to your girlfriend, just take good care of it, don't poison it, and then left with a smile.

There was a patient's family making trouble at that time. Seeing that a tray was about to hit Stuart's head, Gu directly covered Stuart's head with his body. At that time, Stuart woke up and looked at each other, stunned. Finally, Stuart said to him, you have pinned down my infusion tube.

In the morning, Gu bought Stuart's favorite fried dough sticks, sesame balls and rice porridge, but the nurse said he couldn't eat them because of gastroenteritis. Stewart argued that he only drank rice porridge, and the nurse told her that if the doctor who checked the bed saw you eating, he would be scolded.

After the nurse left, Stuart ate a sesame ball while Gu Wei was not paying attention. It happened that the doctor came. In order to cover Stuart, Gu stood in front of the doctor and told him not to see his girlfriend.

At the end of the from Stuart scared and choked up, while drinking porridge, gu patted her on the back. The doctor learned about the situation, smiled and said that it seemed to be cured, and left without exposing them.

I accidentally learned that I was living with Stuart Gu, and mistakenly thought that they had lived together, so they were jealous. He said to Stuart, even I don't know what friendship we have. This is not what friends should do.

At the end, Stuart came up to him and asked him softly, what is the friendship between us? What should friends do?

At the end, Fu Pei pretended to tell Stuart easily that as a friend, I should tell you that Gu is very suitable for you and I wish you happiness. With that, he left.

At the end of Stuart's grief, he continued to do housework and hurt his hand. Consultant: Does she hurt? She said yes.

I don't know whether I hurt my hand or I'm sad. Gu Wei makes him cry when it hurts. Stuart, it really hurts, but she doesn't want to cry.

However, when Gu went to buy a band-aid, she cried. Perhaps it was the persistence and persistence of these years that collapsed overnight and broke her heart, perhaps to pay homage to the first love that had ended before it started.

Later, Stuart wanted to move away, but Gu didn't want her to go. He kept her in various ways, asking her to wait until the sheets were dry before changing them for him, and so on.

Stuart didn't make it, but her mother had a seizure. With the help of Stuart's mother, Stuart signed a military order not to move. Later, Stuart's mother left. Stuart regretted it and moved away.

Gu can only use tricks to retain her again, such as letting her clean up the house before leaving, and letting her wait until the sewer is cleared before setting up a stall to delay the time. The written pledge to fulfill a military order sent by Stuart's mother in time helped Gu, who secretly hid the written pledge to fulfill a military order and finally left Stuart at the end.

With the help of his parents, Gu not only successfully left Stuart, but also made great progress in pursuing his wife.

After repeated injuries, Stuart gradually felt that he no longer liked Fu Pei, so when a girl offered to compete fairly with her, she suddenly felt a little ridiculous.

One night at the end of watching a ghost film, Stuart and Gu were startled by a knock at the door. Gu opened the door and handed Stuart the kitchen knife. After the door was opened, Fu Peihe stood there.

He told Stuart to go out, but Gu was absent-minded at home. After all, Stuart liked that girl for so many years, and he was worried that the girl he fell in love with would be taken away.

Fu Pei told Stuart to go out and confess to her formally. He said to her, let's be together. But Stuart answered him, forget it, we are not suitable.

Why not?

I just don't like you anymore.

Fu Pei looked at Stuart's ending and asked angrily, for you, I'm just dispensable, so I can give up at any time, right?

Finally, Stuart's eyes suddenly filled with tears. She took a deep breath and said to Fu Pei, for me, this has never been a sudden disgust. Every time you promised to show up, but you didn't show up, I told myself that he was just crazy and forgot.

When you asked me to introduce you to your girlfriend with a smile, I couldn't convince myself anymore. I found myself very sad when I watched you escape from your family.

I saw you and Susan Wang the other day, and it suddenly occurred to me that I wasn't sad. No, it's not difficult. It's just that I won't be sad because of you. I'm sad, because I found that I finally don't like you.

It's not that I suddenly don't like you, it's because you run away and leave me alone every time.

Fu Pei hugged Stuart sadly and begged her to give herself another chance, but this time, Stuart pushed him away and ran away.

When Stuart came back, he found that Gu's face was very wrong. Gu directly asked her what she was told to go out for. At the end of Stuart's speech, he told him what had happened, and finally said that they had quarreled.

Gu Wei stood up angrily, gnashing her teeth. Did he hit you?

At the end of Stuart, he grabbed Gu's arm and told him that she had beaten him before he hugged Gu. At that moment, she found that Gu thought she was beaten, as if she were going to eat people.

Advise her why she called, Stuart said, because I turned him down and he was still in Rory. Gu heard Stuart's refusal, secretly smiled and muttered, refusing him. This night, gu has never been so happy.

Later, Gu's mother came and wanted to invite Stuart to dinner. Stuart ate his meal nervously. He was also surprised to find that Gu's mode of getting along with his mother was very strange. Gu wanted to explain to her that because his mother took less care of him when he was a child, he made his own decision, which led them to get along with Gu.

On Stuart's birthday, we were supposed to go out to celebrate, but our friend came to the door with something. Stuart wants to take them away because she knows she will be angry if she makes the house dirty.

Who knows, Gu invited them in, and Stuart told him that you don't know their destructive power and you will regret it.

Gu said, consider it a birthday present for you. Gu likes it just for Stuart, and everything can be changed.

Stuart had a happy birthday and accidentally got drunk. Drunk Wei Yi kissed Stuart directly and fell asleep, which made Stuart very angry. The most exasperating thing is that he forgot all about it the next day.

Gu wants to confess to Stuart's wife. Professor Jiang taught him the stunt of chasing his wife, but he overthrew Gu. He praised Stuart crazily, discussed topics that Stuart was not interested in, and cut off Doumyouji Tsukasa's pineapple head, all of which had no effect.

After that, Gu expressed his meaning easily in his technical terms, but Stuart never understood it, mistakenly thinking that Gu was laughing at her and insulting her IQ.

At the end of Stuart, she said that she had never seen a snowman. Gu Weiyi made a snowman out of snow and frozen it in the refrigerator to surprise Stuart. However, when Stuart opened the refrigerator, the snowman had turned into water.

To make Stuart happy, Gu Weiyi gave her a cat, even though she was allergic to cat hair. Although Stuart likes it very much, she can't even go into her room because of the cat.

When Stuart bathed the cat, Gu heard a miserable meow from the bathroom. He thought the cat was crazy, scratched Stuart and rushed in to take the cat away, only to find that Stuart was fine. In order to protect Stuart, he even forgot his allergies.

In order to confess to Stuart, Gu Wei failed in many ways. Unexpectedly, he made a bowl of snail powder for Stuart, who he never liked, and made a confession.

At the end of the day, I heard Stuart answer him, well, like a cold Gu Wei, he smiled like an idiot.

Later, their parents found out that they were together, so they just left it alone and discussed marriage in one step, but at this time Gu had to study in Germany for more than half a year.

Foreign love is very hard and can only be seen by video. At the end of the year, at the instigation of Si Tuleideng's mother, he went to Germany to visit Gu. It turned out that he went to Gu for forced marriage. I didn't expect Gu to buy a plane ticket and prepare to go back to China to find him for forced marriage. This two-way love is really beautiful.

After marriage, I kept explaining that parents are true love and children are accidental. They gave birth to a son and Gu Weiyi named him Gu Weiwei.

They went to the supermarket with their son sitting in the car. When they came back, they put a bag of things in the car. Gu Mo can't carry a big bag of things, and it's about to fall. He asked his mother to help him with it.

Gu Wei Yi said to him, Gu Weiwei, you will regret it.

After that, Gu was carrying something, pulling Mo away from home and sitting in the car, while poor Gu followed his parents and walked alone. At an age when he shouldn't bear the burden, he suffered from his parents' dog food one after another.

It is said that in "To Our Warm Time", Gu personally married a daughter-in-law, but who can wait for another person forever?

Love has a hundred steps. If you are willing to take that step, people who love you will be willing to take the remaining 99 steps, but Fu Pei refused to take one step and lost the girl who loved him so persistently.

For Fu Pei at the end of Stuart, I never suddenly disliked him, but I really saved too much disappointment, suddenly figured it out and found the love that had already disappeared. It turns out that this love has long gone.

Gu likes Stuart's ending, perhaps the first time I saw her, perhaps the first time I saw her crying, or the first time I saw her pretending to be strong. Anyway, he is willing to take Stuart seriously and wait for the moment when she likes herself.

Perhaps, Gu is a typical straight man in science and engineering. Stuart will tell her when he finally hears the sound in the shell. According to the principle, if the bottle mouth of the thermos bottle is pointed at the ear, there will be such a sound.

However, he will also use scientific knowledge to catch crabs and bake crabs for Stuart, and do his best to give him what he wants, so for Stuart, Gu is her Doraemon. For Gu, where Stuart is, the scenery around him is the best.

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