What is the funniest joke you have heard so far?

What is the funniest joke you have heard so far? See if there is anything funny below!

A toothpick was walking on the road, cursing at the same time: this damn weather, at this moment, a hedgehog walked slowly past the toothpick, and the toothpick jumped two steps to catch up and shouted: bus, stop!

On the way, I met a couple. The man said: Daughter-in-law, what do you mean it's hard to go in and soft to go out? Sister paper said with a smile: vermicelli ... the man said: yes, go home and eat noodles ... leave me alone in the wind! ! !

That bus is too crowded. A sister is holding pancake fruit, because I am tall, just holding it in front of me, with only one bite left. My sister was at a loss when I suddenly had a brain supplement. Look at me, I want to cry for a moment, and then I continue to say: there is less lettuce.

My daughter-in-law went to the market to buy food, and my son and I were at home. There is a garbage collector. I think my pocket money is running out this month. If I want to replenish my stock, I will take away the broken fan at home.

Come out and prepare to sell. When the garbage collector gave me 1.50 yuan for my broken fan, I was particularly shocked and looked at my son in disbelief. son

Take a step back and say weakly, "Yesterday? Mom won't be at home now. Do you still want to sell me? " Me: ......

A beautiful MM occupies the ATM for a long time and makes a receipt from time to time. I was tired of waiting in the back, so I took a look at him and found her on the screen.

Instruction: "Insufficient balance". I saw that this MM was still withdrawing money and collecting typed receipts one by one. About 5 minutes later, I saw this beautiful MM holding a pile.

The bank hurried to the public toilet with the receipt. Suddenly I feel that all languages are eclipsed at this moment.

I caught a cold, so I went to the drugstore to buy some cold medicine. The flat head in his thirties is paying the bill, teasing the clerk: "Sister, it's so beautiful, add a WeChat". So what? The son said, "You

Come to buy Liuwei Dihuang pills three times a month, and you dare to hook up with me? ? "Forgive my unfriendly smile! !