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There are two folk stories about the Yellow River, myths and legends and stories of historical figures! The shorter the better.

folk story

Dayu flood control: According to legend, during the reign of Emperor Yao, floods often occurred in the Yellow River basin. In order to prevent floods and protect agricultural production, Emperor Yao once called a meeting of tribal leaders to solicit flood control experts to quell floods. Gun is recommended to be in charge of this work. After accepting the task, he used dams to block water and made a city with three mowers, that is, surrounded residential areas with simple dams to block floods. Yu, the son of Gun, was ordered to control water. Summing up his father's experience in water control, he changed the "blocking obstacles" of Gun to "dredging stagnation", that is, using the natural trend of water flowing from high to low, the blocked river flow was dredged and the flood was introduced into dredged rivers, depressions or lakes, and then connected to the four seas, thus calming the flood and making the people move back to Pingchuan from the highlands.

Carp yue longmen: Long, long ago, before Longmen was cut, Yishui was blocked by Longmen Mountain, and a big lake was piled up in the south of the mountain.

Carps living in the Yellow River want to go sightseeing when they hear that Longmen has beautiful scenery. They started from the Yellow River in Jin Meng, Henan Province, crossed the Luohe River, and followed the Yihe River to the splash gate of Longmen, but there was no waterway on Longmen Mountain, so they had to gather at the foot of the northern Longmen Mountain. "I have an idea. How about we skip this Longmen Mountain? " A red carp said to everyone, "How can you jump so high?" "If you don't jump well, you will fall to your death!" The partners are hesitant. Red carp volunteered and said, "I'll jump first and give it a try." I saw that it used up all its strength from half a mile away, like an arrow leaving the string, jumping into the clouds for a long time and driving the clouds and rain in the air forward. A skyfire caught up with it and burned its tail. It endured the pain, continued to jump forward, and finally crossed the Longmen Mountain. In the blink of an eye, it became a dragon. Carps in the north of the mountain are scared to shrink together and dare not take any more risks. At this moment, suddenly a dragon descended from the sky and said, "Don't be afraid, I am your partner, Red Carp, because I jumped over the Longmen and became a dragon. You have to jump bravely! " Hearing these words, the carp was encouraged and began to jump off the Longmen Mountain one by one. But except for a few who jumped into dragons, most of them couldn't get through. Anyone who can't jump over and fall from the air has a black scar on his forehead. To this day, this black scar still grows on the forehead of the Yellow River carp.

Li Chuangwang crossed the Yellow River: At the end of the Ming Dynasty, the court was corrupt and the people were poor. Li Zicheng, the conqueror, led a peasant uprising in Mizhi, Shaanxi Province, crossed the Yellow River and overthrew the Ming Dynasty. It was early winter, and the Yellow River water had not yet frozen, but only when the river was frozen into a solid army could it pass smoothly. What should I do? Chu Zhuangwang worried day and night, and his beard and hair turned white overnight.

The next morning, two people came to report that "the Yellow River has been frozen solid." King Zhuang was overjoyed and quickly ordered the three armies to cross the river quickly. When he reached the river, he saw that the river was still flowing happily and there was no ice at all. But there is a wide pontoon bridge on it, which is connected by boat and board, just to let the army cross the river.

Chu Zhuangwang was puzzled. He was about to dismount and inspect. Suddenly, two men climbed up from the river and punched Chu Zhuangwang. A clear voice said, "Your Majesty, we are boatmen of the Yellow River." . I heard that you want to cross the river for the benefit of the people, so it took a whole night to build this pontoon bridge, so please send an army on the road.' Chu Zhuangwang was moved to tears: "I will live up to the people's love and let everyone live a good life!" Then drive the horse to the bridge and lead the troops to the east.

Myths and legends

Looking at the ocean and sighing: It is said that a long time ago, there was a river god in the Yellow River. People call him Hebo Hope standing on the bank of the Yellow River. Looking at the rolling waves coming from the west and rushing eastward, he said excitedly; "The Yellow River is so big that no river in the world can compare with it. I am the biggest water god! " Someone told him, "What you said is wrong. There is a place east of the Yellow River called Beihai, which is really big. " Hebo said: "I don't believe in the North Sea, no matter how big it is, can it be bigger than the Yellow River?" The man said, "Don't mention a Yellow River, even if several Yellow River waters flow into the North Sea, they can't be satisfied." Hebo stubbornly said, "I have never seen the North Sea, so I don't believe it." The man was helpless and said to him, "You will understand what I am talking about when you have a chance to see the North Sea." Hebo came down the river to the mouth of the Yellow River. Suddenly, his eyes lit up and Poseidon greeted him with a big smile. Herb looked around. He said to Beihai Ruo with deep feelings: "As the saying goes, if you only know some truth, you think no one can compare with yourself. This is me. If I hadn't seen the vast North Sea with my own eyes today, I would have thought the Yellow River was chinese odyssey! In that case, you will never be laughed at by knowledgeable people. "

Myths and legends

Dayu had three treasures when he governed the Yellow River. One is the river map; The second is a mountain axe; Third, avoid the water sword. It is said that the river map was given to Dayu by Hebo, the water god of the Yellow River.

In ancient times, there was a man named Feng Yi in Tongyong Township, Huayin. He was worried about farming and wanted to become an immortal. He heard that people can become immortals after drinking the juice of daffodils 100, so he looked for daffodils everywhere.

Before Dayu's flood control, the Yellow River flowed to the Central Plains without a fixed channel and flooded everywhere, often causing disasters. There are seven strands and eight lanes on the ground, and the branches in the ditch are all yellow river water. Feng Yi ran around looking for daffodils, so he often crossed the Yellow River. After 99 days, he found another daffodil and smoked it for a day.

After Feng Yi's death, he was full of grievances and resented the Yellow River, so he went to the Jade Emperor to sue the Yellow River. The Jade Emperor heard that the Yellow River was unruly and rampant, endangering the people. He was angry, too. Seeing that Feng Yi had sucked the juice of daffodils for 99 days, it was time to become an immortal. She asked Feng Yi if she would be the water god of the Yellow River and govern it. Feng Yi was overjoyed and readily promised.

Feng Yi became the water god of the Yellow River and was called Hebo. He has never been involved in water control, so he suddenly assumed the responsibility of managing the Yellow River. He is helpless and worried. what should he do ? He was shallow and had no magic weapon, so he went to the Jade Emperor for advice. The Jade Emperor told him that to manage the Yellow River well, we must first find out the water conditions of the Yellow River and draw a river map. According to the water chart of the Yellow River, it will be much easier to manage the Yellow River.

Hebo, according to the instructions of the Jade Emperor, was bent on drawing a river map. He went to his hometown first and wanted to ask the villagers for help. Everyone in the village hated him for being lazy, and no one answered him. He found the old man in the village and told him his ambition to manage the Yellow River. When the old man saw that he was a fairy now, he promised to help him. From then on, Hebo and the old man came and went in the rain. After the old man was tired, he had to go back, leaving Hebo to continue to check the water situation along the Yellow River. When we parted, the old man repeatedly told Hebo that the director should go all the way and not give up halfway. He painted a picture and began to harness the Yellow River. He was short of hands, so he persuaded the villagers to help.

It is a hard job to check the water regime and draw a river map. Hebo is old and weak when he draws a river map. Hebo looked at the river map to see where the Yellow River was deep and shallow. Where it is easy to explode, it is easy to explode; Where to dig and where to block; I can draw clearly where the water is cut off and where the flood is discharged. I can only sigh that I have no strength to manage the Yellow River according to the map, which is very sad. Hebo thought that one day someone would come to harness the Yellow River. At that time, give him a river map, and he won't worry in vain.

Hebo spent his later years under the Yellow River and never appeared again. Unexpectedly, the Yellow River flooded repeatedly. People know that the Jade Emperor sent Hebo to control water, but they didn't see his face. They called Hebo irresponsible, regardless of people's lives.

After looking forward to Hebo every day in his hospital bed, the old man hasn't seen each other for many years. He is uneasy about managing the Yellow River and wants to go to Hebo. His son's name is Yi, and he shot every shot. No matter what the old man says, Yi won't let him go to Hebo. After not listening to his son's advice, the old man was washed away and drowned in the Yellow River, and even the body was not found. Hou Yi hated Hebo very much.

Later, Dayu came out to control water, and Hebo decided to give him the map of the Yellow River.

On this day, Hebo heard that Dayu came to the Yellow River with an axe and a water-dodging sword, so he came out from the bottom with a river map to look for Dayu. Hebo and Dayu have never met before, and neither of them knows anyone. Hebo walked for a long time and was so tired that he wanted to have a rest. He saw a young man walking across the river. This young man must be Dayu, so Hebo shouted and asked, "Hello, who are you?"

The young man on the other side is not Dayu, but Hou Yi. He looked up and saw an old man shouting across the river and asked, "Who are you?"

Hebo said loudly, "I'm Hebo. Are you Dayu? "

When Hou Yi heard that it was Hebo, he immediately rushed to his heart with anger and sneered, "I am Dayu." Don't ask, don't indiscriminate, suddenly an arrow hit Hebo's left eye. Hebo hit him in the eye with an arrow, which made him sweat. He cursed in his heart: "damn prison, it's unreasonable!" " The more he thought about it, the angrier he got, so he tore up the water map. Just then, a loud cry: "Hebo! Don't tear the picture. " Hebo reluctantly looked at it with his right eye. On the other side, a man in a hat stopped Hou Yi. This man is Dayu. He knew that Hebo had drawn a picture of the Yellow River and was about to ask Hebo for advice. Hou Yi pushed Dayu away, trying to get a bow and arrow. Dayu grabbed him desperately and told Hebo about the hardships of painting. Hou Yi regretted it.

Hou Yi and Dayu crossed the river together. Hou Yi admitted his mistake to Hebo. Hebo learned that Hou Yi was the old man's son and didn't blame him much. Dayu said to Hebo, "I'm Dayu, and I'm here to ask you how to manage the Yellow River."

Herb said: "My heart and blood and the way to govern the river are all on this picture. Now I want to give them to you. "

When Dayu looked at the exhibition, it was dense and dense, and he drew a circle to draw the water regime of the Yellow River clearly. Dayu was extremely happy. He wanted to thank Hebo. Looking up, Hebo jumped into the Yellow River and disappeared.

Dayu got the hydrological map of the Yellow River and worked day and night. According to the instructions on the map, he finally managed to control the Yellow River.

Stories of historical figures:

Dayu controls water, as in the above folklore. Li Chuangwang crossed the Yellow River, just like the folklore above.

Folk songs:

The yellow river is rolling and the waves are turning, and the cowhide raft is used as a boat.

The Yellow River winds in eighteen bays, and Ningxia got up and went to Tongguan. Who is the first scenic spot in Wan Li? It's also called Qikou Treasure Mountain.

Xintianyou:

Yellow river boatman song

Do you know dozens of bays of the Yellow River in the world? There are dozens of boats in dozens of bays.

Dozens of boats, dozens of poles? Dozens of rich people came to move the boat.

I know there are ninety-nine bays of the Yellow River in the world, and there are ninety-nine boats on ninety-nine bays.

Ninety-nine boats and ninety-nine poles. Oh, 99 ferrymen. Come and get the boat.

Common sayings and proverbs:

If you jump into the Yellow River, you can't get rid of it. The richest people are Wuzhong and the Yellow River, and there will be a day of clarification. How can you live in Ningxia, Huang Hefu, until you reach the Yellow River, you won't die, you won't cry until you see the coffin?

Poetry:

Have you noticed how the water of the Yellow River moved into the sea and never returned to Li Bai's "drinking"?

"The Yellow River falls into the East China Sea, and Wan Li writes it in his arms." Li Bai's 14th gift to Pei.

The Yellow River is far above the white clouds, an isolated city, Wan Ren Mountain. Wang Zhihuan Liangzhou Ci

The vast desert is solitary smoke, the sunset on the yellow river is round. Wang Wei's Catch the Traffic Jam

The mountains cover the day, the sea exhausts the golden river, and the ring of the king stays in the heron lodge.

I want to cross the Yellow River, but the ice choked the ferry. I want to climb the snowy Taihang Mountain, and Li Bai's road is very difficult.

Wan Li sand in the Yellow River, waves scouring the wind from Tianya Liu Yuxi's Tang Dynasty "Waves scouring the sand"

Idiom:

A pillar stands like a pillar mountain in the torrent of the Yellow River.

Fish rotten in the river, fish rotten, the Yellow River burst. Metaphorically, it can't be redeemed for its own reasons. Han, the appendix of Historical Records of the First Qin Emperor, said: "The river must never branch again, and the fish rot cannot be completely recovered."

Exploring the central plains: exploring, ding: an ancient cooker with three legs and two ears. It is said that ancient Yu Xia cast Jiuding, representing Kyushu, as a symbol of state power. In Xia, Shang and Zhou dynasties, Jiuding was the most important weapon of the country and was owned by those who won the world. Central Plains: The middle and lower reaches of the Yellow River refer to the territory. This is a metaphor for trying to seize the world.

Jumping into the Yellow River is also difficult to get rid of the involvement and avoid suspicion.

Start river cleaning: wait. Waiting for the Yellow River to clear. Metaphor means that the expected things cannot be realized.

Lishan takes the river to sharpen the stone; Mountain: Mount Tai; Belt: clothing belt; River: Yellow River. The Yellow River is as thin as a belt, and Mount Tai is as small as a millstone. It is a long-term metaphor, and no turbulence will change its mind.

The Yellow River is as thin as a belt, and Mount Tai is as small as a millstone. Metaphors of chivalry and national existence emerge one after another.

Carp yue longmen ancient legend, the Yellow River carp yue longmen, will become a dragon. It is a metaphor for getting a promotion, promotion, etc., and it is also a metaphor for sailing against the current and making progress.

The water of the Yellow River is clear and turbid all year round. If it becomes clear, it is regarded as an auspicious sign.

Rivers and mountains sharpen the Yellow River as thin as a belt, and Mount Tai as small as a grindstone. Metaphorically, after a long time, nothing will change your mind.

The Yellow River is crystal clear and colorful. The ancients thought it was a symbol of peace and good luck.

He Qingshe's collection of essays "On Li Kang's Destiny" says: "The husband Huang Heqing lived a sacred life, and the sage lived in the inner society." Liu Liang's note: "There are also shrines in the inner society." Later, He Qingshe sang as a symbol of peace and auspiciousness.

Heqing Life Insurance has a cloud in ancient times, and the Yellow River has been clear for thousands of years.

It's hard to wait until the river is clear. It's hard to wait until the Yellow River is clear.

Heqing Haiyan River: Yellow River; Yan: Calm down. The Yellow River is crystal clear and the sea has no waves.

The river is clear and the sea is exhausted, while the sea in Huang Heqing is dry.

Hehan, Jianghuai, Yellow River, Hanshui, Yangtze River and Huaihe River.

Fenmenxia River: Yellow River. Points: divide water. At the end of Sui Dynasty, Wang Tong (Wen Zhongzi), a great scholar, set up a museum to give lectures between the Yellow River and Fenshui, with more than a thousand scholars from far and near. Fang Lingxuan, Du Ruhui, Wei Zhi, Li Jing, Cheng Zhi, Xue Shou and Wen Daya were all his disciples. These people were all heroes in the early Tang Dynasty and were later used as metaphors.

A river without a river map: it refers to the Yellow River. The Yellow River has no river map. According to ancient legends, the Yellow River has a river map whenever it is enlightened. Therefore, the Yellow River is not in the age of enlightenment without a river map. It means troubled times.

Haiyan River is clear, Huang Heqing, and there is no wave in the sea.

Go to the river with a negative stone: this refers to the Yellow River. Jump into the Yellow River with a stone on your back. It is a metaphor for people to define their aspirations by death. Also known as "negative stone to the deep."

The mainstay is like a mountain standing in the torrent of the Yellow River.

Belt with mountains and rivers: clothing belt; Sharpen: whetstone; Mountain: Mount Tai; River: Yellow River. The Yellow River is as thin as a belt, and Mount Tai is as small as a millstone. It is a long-term metaphor, and no turbulence will change its mind.

Sharp-edged rivers and mountains: area; Sharp edge: whetstone; A river: Yellow River; A mountain: Mount Tai. The Yellow River is like a belt, and Mount Tai is like a grindstone. This will never happen. In the old days, it meant that the title was passed down for a long time, which meant that mountains and rivers would last forever.