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In a word, 35 funny quotations: if you spend money, cows dare not shit.

1, red beans don't grow in the south, but grow on your face. I miss you so much.

2, there is no inseparable couple, only a mistress who doesn't work hard.

When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

4, parents fool their children to call education, children fool their parents to call deception, and fool each other to call the generation gap.

5, a woman without talent is a virtue, you must be too wicked.

6. Knowledge is like underwear, invisible, but important.

7. It's easier to hide than to prevent.

8. Besides teeth, there is love.

I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

10, shameless thing, well done, is called excellent psychological quality.

1 1, I usually scold you, and I won't know that I am both civil and military until I hit you.

12, I allow you to walk into my world, but you are not allowed to walk around in my world.

13, it doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

14, I don't even believe in punctuation.

15, life is like a super girl, and all men have come to the end.

16, the world is big, but what you lack is even bigger.

17, as a typical failure, you are simply too successful.

18, say what you have to say, and keep your voice down.

19, if you can't control me, it means that you are either too narrow-minded or I am too big-minded.

20. Tell me about you. If you don't have a diploma, you will learn to be ugly, and if you are not smart, you will learn to be bald.

2 1, coming into this world, I have no intention of coming back alive.

22. I want the whole world to know that I keep a low profile.

23, children, stupid people can't be resurrected.

I don't know music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

25, alas ~ If this person has no orthomorphism, even his headache is partial.

Your stupidity is always so creative.

27. Oh, you are too busy to go to the toilet by yourself.

28. When you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of roads.

It's been a long time since anyone blew cowhide so fresh and refined.

30, the ideal is full, the reality is very skinny. This article comes from a little quotation network.

3 1, low-key, is the most NB show off.

If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit.

33. Hold your hand and you will know that the child is ugly. If the child doesn't go, I will go.

Don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.

35. What I hate is not the mistress, but the little beggar who can't stand the temptation of the mistress.