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Flies get into the bottles - they hit the wall everywhere

Flies get into the latrines - they get fishy and cause a stink

Hide and seek on the playground - there is no place to stay; Hiding everywhere

Cao Cao's 800,000 soldiers and horses crossed the single-plank bridge - endless

Cao Cao met Jiang Gan when he was carrying him, and he met porridge when Hu Dou carried him - it was extremely unlucky; really unlucky

Cao Cao's men - the more the better; the more the better

Cao Cao killed Cai Mao - was deceived; acted too hastily

Cao Cao killed Lu Boshe - made a mistake

Cao Cao uses tactics - sharp and slippery

Cao Cao employs people - meritocracy

Cao Cao meets Guan Gong - overjoyed

Cao Cao met Ma Chao - cut off his beard and abandoned his robe

Cao Cao and Zhuge Liang - had different temperaments

Fighting with fools - pretending to be a hero

Take straw Ringing the bell - don't want to (ring)

Making a straw as a lamp - carelessness

A big man standing on a straw bag - can eat but not do it

Cobra in the grass --Vicious

Mushrooms on the grass--single seedlings

Reeds on the meadow--unreliable

Animal heads on the thatched house--matching Not worthy; not worthy

The leech in the grass - not a good insect

The turtle dove in the grass - I don’t know the age

The grass donkey (female donkey) is for sale Buy a donkey (male donkey)--Hu Niangteng

The straw hat is worn on the knees--something wrong

The top of the straw hat is broken--the head is exposed

The straw hat Carrying water - it's all in vain

Crawly men crossing the river - floating erratically

Crawly men putting out fires - they can't save themselves

The fire on the grass - it won't last long

Straw rope tug-of-war - cannot withstand the pull

Tie chicken feathers on straw sandals - fast; run fast

Straw sandals hit the bell - cannot beat

The lark on the grassland - clever mouth

The strong wind on the grassland - unstoppable

Lark on the grassland - panic (famine)

The weather on the grassland - ever-changing

Open the window on the top of the toilet - the smell is sky high

The toilet is listed - it is not a factory

The urinal in the toilet - pretending to be dead (shit)

The clock in the toilet - there is a beginning (shit) and the end (clock)

The wine and perfume in the toilet - fragrant You can't tell the difference between smell and smell; it's hard to tell the difference between fragrance and stink

Looking for the Kitchen King in the toilet - looking for the wrong place; wrong place

Looking in the mirror in the toilet - smelly and beautiful

Put an egg on the lid of a teacup - unreliable; unreliable

Put a lump of sugar in a teacup - not long-lived

Place a dragon gate array in a teahouse - say whatever comes to mind

Hanging an ax in the teahouse - Hu (pot) doing (cutting) Feiwei

Hanging an ax in the teahouse - Hu (pot) coming

The teapot dropped - - No mouth

Crying about injustice in a teapot - Hu (pot) making trouble

A dyeing room in a teapot - cannot be manipulated; difficult to manipulate

Soaking in a teapot Bean sprouts - the endless crime of hooking up

Packing cakes in a teapot - difficult to get rid of; unable to get started; unable to get started

Taking a bath in a teapot - unable to flutter

Boiled noodles in a teapot - difficult to remove

The teapot has no belly - only the mouth is left

Boiled beef head in a teapot - cannot be removed

Tea Put salt in it--disgusting (salty)

Water in the tea shop--go away

Fire in the tea shop--as expected (burning)

Take wine with a tea bowl - don't care (pot)

Hang yourself with powder - shameless

Hang yourself with rice soup - so confused

Caught in house demolition Rats - doing a big job; the gains outweigh the losses

Tear down the east fence to make up for the west wall - make do with poverty; make do with poverty; focus on one and lose the other

Tear down the building to build a toilet - the smell is terrible

Tear down thatched huts and build buildings - the foundation smells bad; the foundation is smelly; the roots are unclean

Tear down the uppers of shoes to make hat brims - take care of the head but not the feet

Demolish the temple Moving the Bodhisattva - clean and tidy; closing the stall

Demolishing the temple and planting lamp grass - with intention (core) but no spirit

Removing socks and mending shoes - caring about the appearance but not the inside

Demolish the house and fly a kite - just to be romantic and not care about the family

Firewood people save others - they can't save themselves

Firewood people

Pour gasoline on it - just click

Diesel engine pumps water - hesitantly

A jackal's treat - no good thing

A jackal's treat of a rabbit - no good thing ; Not a good thing

A greedy dog ??is waiting for bones - impatient

A greedy ghost is lighting up a lantern - looking for something to eat

A greedy ghost is grabbing raw meat - greedy for too much Can't chew it up

A greedy cat eats a mouse - eats it alive

A greedy man makes a bet - it's all about eating

A greedy cat walks into a medicinal shop - asking for trouble Eat; ask for trouble

Zhao Zilong on the Changban slope - single-handedly

Insects eat sorghum - climb along the pole

Insects eat toads - slowly Take your time

The long worm fights - wrap around the neck

The long worm wears a straw hat - a tall and slender person (a person with a slender figure)

The long worm is used as a crutch - unreliable ; Unreliable

The worm crosses the rocky beach - going around and around

The worm crosses the ragged door - nods and bows

The worm has no eyes - blindly follows (worm)

A long worm crawls into the barrel of a gun - it's hard to turn back; it's hard to turn back

A long worm hits a wall - a wild (python) hits

A long worm swallows a needle - pricks the heart

Insects burrow through the thorny canopy--there is no return

Insects burrow through the bamboo tube--it is difficult to turn back; it is difficult to turn back

The years of long-term labor--it is difficult to endure

The hard-earned money of long-term workers - hard-earned

The waves in the Yangtze River push the waves in front - one wave is not flat, but another wave rises again

The water in the Yangtze and Yellow Rivers - endless

Stones in the Yangtze River--after wind and waves

The water of the Yangtze River flows for thousands of miles--the waves are rolling

The Yangtze River is rising--the coming force is fierce

The giraffe's head is prominent - the head is raised high; it is higher than others

The long robe, mandarin jacket and melon skin hat - the same old style

Changing the long gown into a jacket - learning from each other's strengths

Long tail scorpion - extremely poisonous; the most poisonous

Fly a kite with a long line - take your time

Poke the eye of the waterway with a long bamboo pole - go all the way to the bottom

Long bamboo pole Entering the city gate - difficult to turn; unable to turn

Going into the alley with a long bamboo pole - straight in and out; straight in and out; straight out and in

The intestines do not bend - straight temper

My intestines are itchy--I can't scratch them

The ever-victorious general goes on an expedition--he goes for no reason

The ever-victorious general returns to the court--returns in triumph

The ever-victorious general goes to the battlefield - he will not withdraw his troops until he has won a complete victory

Singing without reading the music book - off the mark

Singing Peking Opera and playing a single string - changing the tune

Puppet show singers--all they do is to make fun of people

Shadow puppet show singers stumble--humiliating people and beating them up

Singers don't play the harp--howling out

Singers are playing tricks on the side - making insinuating remarks

Singers are not afraid of getting stabbed; no harm to the general body; it has nothing to do with the general body

Singers wear glass slippers - famous actors (bright feet)

The opera singer wears a dragon robe--cannot become an emperor

The opera singer blows his beard--fake anger

The opera singer plays the board--one-five-ten

The opera singer's command of tactics--not worthy of the name

The opera singer's tears--can sing and cry; p>

The opera singer taught the disciples - behind-the-scenes guidance

The opera singer took the horse whip - left

The opera singer Nian Daobai - talked to himself

There is no protagonist in the opera - Noise Stage

Washing the forehead with money - eyes open when seeing money

An overloaded train - a long way to go

Chao Gai's Military Advisor - Wu (Wu) Yong

Fire a cannon into the sky - Fantasy (ring)

Chaotian pepper - sharp and spicy

An arrow in the sky - Targeting without purpose

The eunuchs of the imperial court - no successors

The masters of the imperial court pick up dung - they will not enjoy the blessings

North Koreans celebrate the New Year - they want the life of a dog

No salt for cooking - boring

The iron pot for cooking - too greasy

Use oil and salt for cooking - of course

Stir-frying Sprouted beans - good things are hard to come by

Stir-fried beans with wine - crisp; dry and crisp

Stir-fried leeks and green onions - no use

Fried shrimps --Red Man (Ren)

Fried noodles--acquaintance

Stir-fried soybeans--difficult to sprout

Stir-fried pickles without salt--yes Words (salt) come first

Throwing whips with handlebars - no one dares to (drive): Who dares (to drive)

Loaches in driveways and ditches - cannot make big waves

The cart overturned and I went to train the horses - it was too late; it was too late

The lathes worked in three shifts - the wheels turned continuously

The cart solicited passengers - slaughtered (carried) People

Cars have lanes, boats have lanes - each has its own way

Pull your pants to mend patches - there are endless holes

Pull the bell Pulled into mid-air - fantasy (sound)

Teared messy thread - can't find the end

Pull the flagpole and fire off the cannon - for fear that others won't know

Pulling up the sail and rowing - you will not enjoy the blessings

Raising your eyebrows to coax your eyes - deceiving yourself, deceiving yourself, coaxing yourself

Pull your beard and play on the swing - modesty (pulling the beard)

Tearing down the wind awning - gaining power

The subjects entered the palace - going deep into every layer

Agarwood was used as firewood - improper use of materials

Drink aged vinegar as wine - you can’t laugh or cry

Made old grain into seeds - difficult to germinate

Chen Shimei doesn’t recognize Qin Xianglian - likes the new and hates the old

Chen Shimei The bearer of the sedan chair - does not know how to lift

Chen Shimei marries the imperial aunt - likes the new and hates the old

Chen Shimei works as a horse attendant - likes the new and dislikes the old

Morning mist and cooking smoke - blows Just disperse

Strike while the iron is hot - hurry up; on the fire

An umbrella that cannot be opened - no bones

Pitch a boat without a pole - let it go; let it go; It flows by itself

The boss of the punting boat - watch the wind and steer the ship

Genghis Khan's soldiers and horses - invincible

Ripe peanuts - the Manchus (benevolence) )

Thinking about silkworm cocoons all day long - only caring about personal interests (silk)

City God's fan - fanning the wind

City God's master Dai Xiao - running for nothing (robe)

The City God went crazy - ghosts

The City God married his daughter - dressed up as a ghost

The City God married his wife - the person carrying the sedan is a ghost, and so is the person sitting in it Ghosts

The City God’s Master shaved his head - a ghostly head

The Bodhisattva of the City God’s Temple - sits upright; not afraid of ghosts

The Iron Abacus of the City God’s Temple - difficult to calculate; unclear; It’s not up to people to calculate

Notices in the City God’s Temple – scare ghosts

Litigation in the City God’s Temple – mortal enemies

Drumsticks in the City God’s Temple – a pair

The pig's head in the City God's Temple - has an owner

Hung bows and arrows in the City God's Temple - sexual (shooting) ghosts

Gatherings in the City God's Temple - pure ghosts

There was internal strife in the Chenghuang Temple - ghosts fighting against ghosts

Chenghuang's grandma delivered the baby - a ghost fetus was born

Chenghuang's grandma burned a firewood stove - ghost fire came out

Chenghuang Bodhisattva's horse - not seen (riding)

Chenghuang Bodhisattva's erhu - ghost talk

City God doesn't wear pants - shameless ghost; shameless

The City God fell into the well, and the Land God looked up - he didn't dare to work hard; he couldn't afford to work hard

The City God was hiding from debts - a poor man

The City God and the Jade Emperor - there is a world of difference

Pedestrians at the city gate - come and go freely

Bricks at the city gate - kicked out

Enjoy the cool air on the city gate upstairs - good for being in the limelight

The sentry on the city gate upstairs - master (guard)

Hang the pig head on the city gate upstairs - the shelf is not small; it is so big The shelf

Hang a big bell on the city gate--public opinion

The grass on the city wall--the wind blows it down on both sides

Light a beacon on the city wall--emergency

Catching sparrows on the city wall - wasted effort; wasted effort; wasted effort

Riding a blind horse on the city wall - risky; risky; dangerous

City head Flying a kite - high shot

Horse racing on the city wall - going in circles; difficult to turn around; unable to turn around

Planting flowers on the city wall - high school (planting)

Open a bank outside the city - layman

Take an umbrella by plane - go for a ride

People who come by slow train - uninvited guests

Chengzi I lost someone down there - so good

Cheng Yaojin

Worship the banner - good luck; everyone expects you to return

Cheng Yaojin's three axes - an anticlimax and a snake tail

Cheng Ying reported on Zhao Shi and rescued the orphan

The scale weight was thrown into the sea - plummeted

The star fell off the scale beam - the weight was not recognized

The crosshair on the scale beam - the weight was determined

The scale beam and the scale weight--inseparable

The scale stalk road--be careful with the (star) point

The scale hook is hung on the buttocks--self-proclaimed

Fishing with a scale hook - no catch

A scale snake falls into a chicken coop - causing trouble

A scale weight falls into a kitchen cabinet - ruining people's jobs

Weighing weight Crossing the river - dissatisfied (floating)

Swallowing the weight whole - determined

The weight hitting the iron egg-hard versus hard

The weight hitting the walnut- - Let’s see how hard he will be

The anvil fell on the drum--I don’t understand (thump)

Eating from the overlord and working for Liu Bang--not sincerely

Have a full meal and gnaw your teeth at leisure - look for trouble if you have nothing to do

Be brave enough to eat leopards - extremely vicious

Can't eat and walk around - bear your own responsibility

Eating makes your ears twitch - it tastes so good

Growing up eating rush ash - talking has no weight

Eating too much tofu - having a loose mouth

Eating too much sleeping pills - not realizing it

Eating too much broken rice - wordy

Eating honey and saying nice things - sweet words

Eat Eat dog meat and drink white wine - fever inside and outside

Eat melon seeds - hesitantly

Eat noodles without adding salt - Youyan (salt) comes first

Eat canned food Without a knife - it is difficult to speak; it is difficult to open the mouth; it is difficult to speak

Have eaten Coptis chinensis and drank honey - the bitterness is sweetened

Having grown up eating sea water - be lenient

Eating cucumbers dipped in snow - boring

Eating eggs without getting paid - jerk

Eating dumplings without filling - adjusting (picking) the skin

Eating wine with the bride - pretending; pretending to be pretentious

Eating roasted potatoes - blowing and slapping; blowing and slapping

Suffering losses are all due to carelessness - the end is coming

Can’t stop eating chili peppers - suffering from both ends

Growing up eating wolf milk - extremely vicious

Eating jelly and shivering - cooling the heart; cold Thoroughly

Eating white sugar and rock candy - boring

Eating leopard gallbladder - not a little brave; daring

Eating hand-cooked wontons - The same thing

Eat a weighing stalk--a heart full of thoughts

Eat a reassurance--do things steadfastly

Eat sea pepper and chew sugar cane--a sweet mouth and a spicy heart

Eating chicken chin - love to talk

Eating dry charcoal - black heart; black heart

Eating Thunder God's courage - no fear of God The earth is not afraid

Eating Ganoderma lucidum - immortality

Eating coal - getting angry

Eating Mongolian sweat medicine - unable to move

After eating shotgun powder - the anger is skyrocketing

The old hen who has eaten arsenic - can't lift his head

After three days of fasting, he wants to go to the West - his skills are still shallow

Eat three bowls of red bean rice - full of lovesickness

Eat roasted eggplant - overly anxious

Eate nest chicken - holding my breath

Eat magpie eggs - happy

Eat a pack of paper clips - full of grievances

Eate full of thunder - bold

Eate a basket of rotten pomegranates - full of bad ideas

Eat a basket of rotten apricots - very sad

A cow that ate a fishhook got into a fight - - Intrigue and intrigue

Eat breakfast and take a nap - lost time

Eat pig liver and miss pig heart - insatiable; not greedy enough

Eat sesame oil and sing a tune --Glib and smooth

Eating rice without remembering the farmers - forgetting roots

Growing up on cotton - soft-hearted

Eating noodles to look for the boss - redundant

Insects that eat internal organs - a thorn in your side

Eat people without spitting out their bones - cruel and ruthless

Takes photos of man-eating tigers - evil appearance; evil appearance

Eating human food and shitting - inhumane; inhumane

Eating mulberry leaves and spinning silk - there is something in the belly

Eating lice and leaving hind legs - Small

Eat a rock and poop hard - stubbornness

A dog that eats shit can't stop eating shit - it's hard to change its nature

It's hard to dig a well if you don't remember to dig a well. People - forgetting their roots

Eating swan meat - wishful thinking; delusion

Growing up on crooked vines - getting entangled

Eating reeds to pull a kang mat - Make up with a full stomach; make up in the belly; make up with the mouth

Eat steamed buns with chili peppers - a refreshing picture

Eat turtle skin - pretend to be a bastard grandson

Eat Traveling in the West Lake in a hurry - poor and happy

Eating salted fish with dipping sauce - superfluous

Eating bananas and peeling them - eating inside and outside

Eat Medicinal rock sugar is used as a primer - bitter and sweet

Eat fish without spitting out the bones - speak with a prickly tone

Eat dates without spitting out the core - swallow them whole

An evil woman who eats vegetarian food—a plain mouth and a bad heart

Eating pork and chanting Buddhist sutras—pretending to be a good person

Those who grew up eating bamboo poles—straight-natured people; straight-natured people,

Eating sea pepper to train others - speaking with spiciness

Eating Coptis chinensis and singing - taking pleasure in suffering

Eating chicken and catching duck - Insatiable greed; not greedy enough

Eating plums and asking questions about sweetness and sourness - asking questions knowingly

Eating fried dough sticks and singing - glib tone

Infatuation meets cold treatment - heartbreaking; Heartbroken; sad

The tortoise in the pond - the turtle in the pond - all the way goods

The lotus in the pond - out of the mud but not stained

The lotus leaf in the pond - swaying in the wind

The loach in the pond - unable to make big waves

Touch the Bodhisattva in the pond - the god of labor

Going shirtless - it's time to do it

Barefoot monk - both heads are bare

Asking the blind man for directions - the direction is unclear; he's looking for the wrong person

Calling the bald man at the monk - looking to make people angry

Asking for dates from the willow tree - deliberately making things difficult; intentionally making things difficult

Calling the husband at the uncle - admitting relatives indiscriminately

Insects eat sand pears - they are willing to (gnaw) in their hearts

Insect-eaten poles - they cannot withstand the pressure from both sides

Insect-eaten old locust trees - in their belly Empty; empty in the abdomen

A worm-eaten apple - wherever you put it, it will rot

The worm got into the walnut - pretending to be a good person (benevolence); pretending to be a good person (benevolence)

Using the knife to cut off the water - Wang Feisiji

The cramped loofah - withered

The cramped tiger - the frame collapsed

Sprouting garlic - overthinking

Smoking does not bring fire - getting light

Smoking and burning pillows - not blaming others

Hit the enemy Lei - there is you but no me

Dog shit wrapped in silk and cloth - notorious

Ugly monsters put on rouge - think they are beautiful

Bed bugs crawled to worship the box Inside - caught the reason (courtesy)

Bed bug bites the fat man - wipes the oil; dips in oil and water

Stinky tofu in the oil pan - a bit fragrant

Stinky Eggs - throw them away

Walnuts in smelly puddles - not good people (benevolence)

Stinky mosquitoes - bite to death

Stinky sheepskin - don't bother (Nitrogen)

Exit the east gate and turn west - confused things

The fox coming out of the hole - thieves head

The mouse coming out of the hole - looking around

Prawns out of the pot - bow down (back bow) and kneel down

A large ship going abroad - layman (voyage)

A monk takes a wife - no Observe the rules

A married girl-has a master

A yellow bird out of a cage-free and carefree

A bamboo shoot out of the ground-to emerge; Outcrops

Bricks coming out of the kiln - finalized; finalized

Mountains coming out of the cage are baked and eaten - lack of heat

Steel ingots coming out of the oven - - finalized; finalized

The red iron coming out of the furnace - look for it

The molten iron coming out of the furnace - don't touch it

Take a dog with you when you go out - follow When people go out

Wear a mask when going out - just say the same thing

Two legs when going out - go with others

Go by plane - fly far away

The tiger coming out of the mountain - the ferocious look is revealed; unstoppable

The hibiscus coming out of the water - spotless

The bullet coming out of the barrel - will not turn; never look back; never Look back

p>The nail that came out - was smashed first

The unearthed pottery figurines - finally had its day

The unearthed bamboo shoots - couldn't be covered

Unearthed cultural relics--treasure lumps; old antiques

Out of the sewer and into the latrine again--very unlucky; really unlucky

Going out of the Yamen to scold the street--looking for trouble

The eighth day of the lunar month is the Double Ninth Festival - soon (nine)

The moon on the second and third day of the lunar month - unclear

The first sight of the sun - seeing the sky again; opening the clouds and seeing the sun

Newborn calf - not afraid of tigers

Newborn baby - small hands and feet

Walking on the first night of the first grade of junior high school - pitch dark

First night of the first grade of junior high school In and out - unknown everywhere

Staying awake on New Year's Eve - seeing off the old and welcoming the new

The greedy cat in the kitchen - remembering to eat but not beat

Garbage in the kitchen -- trivial and garlic skin

The cook makes porridge--can't help it

The cook moves--starts a new one

The cook peels onions--wrangling

The cook goes home - I won't argue with you anymore

Hook the moon with a hoe - out of reach

Peel the coptis with a hoe - sarcasm

Chu Bawangju Ding - so much strength

The Overlord of Chu was trapped in Gaixia - besieged on all sides

The Overlord of Chu planted garlic - it was planted at home

The Overlord of Chu committed suicide - his reputation was ruined

The overlord of Chu committed suicide in Wujiang River - he had no face to return to Jiangdong

The conflict between Chu and Han - it was more about strategy than courage

The king of Chu was happy with Yan Zi - he humiliated people and rebelled Being humiliated

The king of Chuzhuang guessed riddles - a blockbuster

The king of Chuzhuang managed the government - a blockbuster

Pretending to be confused while pretending to understand - pretending to be stupid

Wearing a vest and a cotton hat--inappropriate

Wearing shoes that are not worn out--good foundation

Wearing straw sandals to climb a tree--not appropriate (drag)

Wearing bunny shoes--running very fast

Wearing spiked shoes and stepping on roof tiles--poking leaks

Wearing spiked shoes and leaning on a walking stick--step by step

Wearing winter clothes and shaking a summer fan--I don't know whether it's hot or cold

Wearing leather shoes and a hat--a combination of earth and foreign countries

Wearing a sweatshirt and a cotton hat--I don't know the spring and autumn

Wearing tight-fitting mandarin jackets - caring

Wearing soleless shoes - down-to-earth

Wearing wooden shoes across Motian Ridge - taking risks

Wearing leather Wearing a fur coat and eating glutinous rice - the whole body is hot

Wearing a fur coat and going barefoot - half of the body is cold

Pangolins dominate Mount Tai - they cannot be attacked

Wearing a raincoat to put out fires --Sooner or later it will burn

Wearing rabbit shoes--running fast

Wearing socks without bottoms--pretending to be face---wearing a suit and hat-- Combining local and foreign styles

Wearing new shoes and following the old path - following the old ways

Wearing a sweatshirt and a top hat - inappropriate

Spreading gossip is a mistake - asking for trouble ; Asking for trouble; making much trouble out of nothing

Chickens are born in the cabin - floating (hatching)

The leak is not fixed until the boat reaches the middle of the river - too late; too late

The boat Arrive at the dock and the bus arrives - stop moving forward

Firecrackers are set off under the boat - it makes a muffled sound; it makes no sound

The heel of the boat faces north - it is difficult to go (south)

Buy tickets only after the boat is sailing - miss the opportunity

The boat boss leads his apprentices - where to start (river)

The boat boss respects God - why (river)

The boss of the boat sits on the stern - watching the wind and steering the ship

Hold an umbrella on the boat - there is no sky and no earth

Have a party on the boat - singing and dancing

People on the boat filled with putty - take your time

People on the boat came ashore - no (walk)

Fire on the boat - there is a bottom

Office at the bow Banquet - difficult to spread out

The boat is out of the water - it will not work; it will not work

Plaster on the sore - it cannot be removed

Paper on the windows --Broken with one poke

People walk through the window--layman

Looking at people through the window--looking down on them

Putting sweet-scented osmanthus in the window--the fragrance inside and outside

Grow melons on the window sill - they won’t grow big

The window is too small to jump in - out of place

Blow the trumpet under the bed - low voice

Blow the trumpet under the bed--low voice

Pile pagodas under the bed--there are some high ones

Restricted

Fly a kite under the bed - it won't fly high

Hold a chicken under the bed - remind you

Bow under the bed - you can't lift your head

Practice martial arts under the bed - can't use it

Swing a big ax under the bed - not easy to use

Hold a bow under the bed - hurt people with hidden arrows

Playing tricks on the bed - can't open up the scene

Blowing out the lamp and binding feet - blindly entangled

Blowing out the lamp to tell stories - nonsense

Blowing out the lamp to catch lice- -Touch blindly

The trumpeter performs a happy event--self-bragging

The trumpeter's belly--is bloated; A trumpet

The trumpeter goes to the market - looking for trouble

The trumpeter calls for a battle - competition blowing

The trumpeter dances - jumps and plays

Blow the fire tube to block the passage - gamble (block) the air

Blow the fire tube to kill birds - not like the cavity (gun); not the real cavity (gun)

Blow chaff to see the rice - Ben Small profits make big profits

Making money by bragging - a business without capital

Blowing to extinguish fires - the tone is not small

The cheeks of the suona blower - swelled

Beginning of a sugar-whisper--very loud-mouthed

Changing career of a sugar-blower--not wanting to be a human being

Hammer cooking--smashing pots

Spring silkworms die - carrying private (silk)

Spring grass in the hall - wisdom emerges from anxiety

Spring tea tip - fresh and tender

Spring Equinox Rain - just in time

Willow branches in spring - taking root on the ground

radish in spring - guilty conscience

Drizzle in spring - precious as oil

The bees in spring - can’t stay idle

The treetops in spring - change every day

The riverside in spring - full of poetic (wet) meaning

Spring, summer, autumn and winter--every year

Lice on the toon tree--lazy phase (elephant)

Porcelain rooster, glass cat--nothing is plucked

Pearls on a porcelain plate--it's obvious

Resigning as a husband to become a thief--not doing a serious job; not doing serious things

Turtle doves in the thorn fence (thorns) in the forest- -I don’t know the Spring and Autumn Period

The bitter wormwood in the thornwood forest--no one pays attention to it (picking)

The thorn stick plays the cotton--the more tidy it is, the more chaotic it becomes

The hedgehog's head--it's not easy to shave

The hedgehog is angry--the hair is fried

The hedgehog's leather-wrapped steel needle--pricks the hand inside and outside

The hedgehog is here Rolling on the palm - encountering difficult things; troublesome

From Henan to Hunan - difficult (south) becomes more difficult (south)

A hero crawling out of a fire pit - Survival

Falling a basket of eggs from upstairs - none of them are good; none of them are good

Jumping from the sewage tank into the manure tank - the more you do it, the more stinky it becomes

The princess who has been pampered since childhood - do as she pleases

Look at people from the slanted door - no matter how you look at them

The guy who made trouble in the salt shop - The idle (salty) feeling makes me panic

Rough stones have a temper - they get angry when touched

Smoke rises from the vinegar factory - sour gas rises to the sky

Chili peppers soaked in vinegar - -Sour and spicy

Making fun with a vinegar bottle--the sourness is skyrocketing

Making wine with a vinegar jar--nonchalant (pot)

Soaking pepper in a vinegar jar-- Tasted all the bitterness

Cui Yangyang sent Zhang Sheng--I couldn't explain the sadness

Tempered steel bars--I would rather break them than bend them

Put a potato by mistake-- Don't know good from evil; don't distinguish between good and evil

The wrong father wore the wrong woman's shoes--make mistakes more mistakes

Build a ladder to the sky--there was no way out

Daji's descendants went there Banquet--the tail is exposed; the true form is revealed

The defeated quail and the defeated chicken--can't get into the battle position

The defeated soldier--despondent

Fighting the injustice Reasoning - speaking out righteously

The firewood collector went down the mountain - worried about (salary)

The jealous person entered the pawn shop - went to the wrong door; found the wrong door

Putting up lanterns to catch up with dowry - busy at both ends

Sending telegrams to buy train tickets - rushing in and out

Knocking out teeth and swallowing - swallowing your anger

Sending a daughter to marry a wife - busy at both ends

An overturned frog cage - a mess

Sleeping after the watchman - doing things inappropriately

Looking in the mirror with a painted face - scaring yourself

Broken glass bottle - trash

Fighting and grabbing Beard - modesty (beard)

To get a drink, just ask the person carrying the pot - you can't go wrong

Open the coffin and shout to catch the thief - unjustly accused the dead

Open The water from the gate - rolling forward

Break the pot head - no winner (cooking)

Hit the plate and the rim of the bowl - not the right one

Hitting rabbits to feed hawks - the benefits are given to evil people

Hitting gongs to find children - beating guys for shame

Hitting birds is accurate - clear at a glance

Break Act like a tough guy in your head - suffer the consequences

Break your mouth and curse in the streets - spit blood

Slap your face and act - go on stage

Do not aim when shooting - aim without aim

Hold an umbrella and put on a raincoat--unnecessary action

Hit the snake seven inches up--just right

Hit the snake--a deal is done

Fetch water without turning off the faucet - let it flow; let it flow

Kill your son to recruit a son-in-law - a fresh picture

Hit the mad dog that hurts - bite him back

Forging iron without a hammer - hard work can make you stronger

Forging iron, dismantling the furnace - disbanding (fire)

Forging iron and selling grain - each doing his own job

Forging The rabbit catches the yellow sheep - it is particularly good; fishing for the outer pieces

The head of the pile is fixed

One slap and three rubs - false benevolence and false righteousness; false love and meaning

Don’t buy vinegar with the money you pay for gas - special money for special use

Sell fish for money and smoke cigarettes - come in the water, go in the fire

The fisherman goes home -- Don't care (Lake)

Hit the ears by slapping hands -- too far off topic (hooves)

Pretend to be fat -- pretend to understand if you don't understand

Take aim at the waist before giving up - just what you want

Hitting a rooster to lay eggs - making things difficult for others

Walking at night with a flashlight - a bright future

Hitting The rabbit ran away - the loss outweighs the gain

The dial on the typewriter - no words whatsoever

The big white rooster laid flower eggs - bizarre; too bizarre

Big Robbery in the daytime - blatantly

Meeting the Lord of Hell in broad daylight - seeing a ghost

Bringing out a rolling pin - the evil stick

Beating the big bug - haha Smiling Tiger

Big worm head, long worm tail - tiger head and snake tail

Cut the chicken with a big knife - make a fuss

Potty Arhat writes an article - has something in his belly

The dung truck left the village - pretending to be dead (shit)

The strong wind blew down the handsome flag - a bad start

The strong wind blew over the wheat straw stack - a mess

Lighting a lamp in a windy place - ugly

Eating fried noodles on a windy day - it is difficult to speak;

The doctor waved his hand - there is no cure

Putting a needle in a big tank - coarse, medium and fine

Modeling a fish in a big tank - not running; unable to run

The big man covered himself with a small quilt - he didn't care about his head and feet

The big man stood under the short eaves - he couldn't raise his head

The big girl worshiped the heaven and the earth - -The first time; the first time

The older girl holds the child - someone else's; the helper

The older girl acts as a matchmaker - puts others before herself; has no time to take care of herself; has the ability to talk about others , have no words to talk about myself

The long braid of a big girl - thrown back; thrown behind the head

The backbone of a big girl - the female leader (back)

The eldest girl's thoughts - cannot be understood

The eldest girl begs for food - stubborn; unable to show face

The eldest girl misses her husband's family - difficult to speak; Difficult to embroider; difficult to speak

A big girl’s embroidery--fine work; nine twists and turns

A big girl’s wedding dress embroidery--threading the needle and thread; fine work

The eldest girl raises children - thankless effort; thankless; hard work but not done well

The eldest girl holds the key - has a position but no power; is not the master of the house

The eldest girl sits Huajiao--sooner or later; sooner or later once

The lady in the Grand View Garden--the four bodies are not diligent and the five grains are not separated

Big pipes are placed in small pipes--wrong caliber

Big girl’s scarf--

Wrap around the neck

The eldest daughter buys a wig--anything (braided)

The eldest daughter looks forward to her husband--thinking about her day and night

A small boat in the ocean-- Out of bounds

The tide of the sea - rising and falling

The sea capsized the tofu boat - coming in the water, going in the water

Fishing in the sea , hunting in the mountains--eating one each

Duckweed in the sea--not missing

The waves in the sea--magnificent waves

The sand in the sea Particles - countless

Water in the sea - wherever it goes it feels salty; wherever it goes it feels salty

Lost a needle in the sea - nowhere to find it ; Hard to find

Spitting in the sea - not conspicuous

Lowering a pole in the sea - I don’t know the depth

Wangjiang Pavilion on the edge of the river - On the terrace near the water

The bed sheet drips down in the river - Liu (Liu) Bei (quilt)

Wash your hands in the river - clean

One in the river Soaking in urine - not obvious

Big river of oily flowers - a little bit

Big beard - difficult problem (shaving)

Fire alarm - a blockbuster

Everyone sings the same tune - with the same voice

The big chicken doesn't eat broken rice - he doesn't like it

Everyone watches the movie - he has seen it

The little bird by the river--has seen the wind and waves

The bubble in the river--insignificant

A bubble in the river--not much, nothing, without you You are quite a lot

The general is riding a horse - majestic

Wearing small shoes on big feet - uncomfortable; money (front) is tight; it is difficult to step; it is difficult to hold on; it is difficult to hold on; it is difficult to advance

Trust in the streets and rumors in the small streets - hearsay

Selling flutes on the streets - blowing your own horn

Having an illegitimate child on the streets - making a fool of yourself in public

A big truck drives into a small alley - difficult to turn; unable to turn

Chews the stuffing of buns - focuses on the key points

The old man reads Buddhist scriptures - confused

Made marble door plaque - hard brand

Hercules carrying the wheel - so much strength

Hercules playing with the pole - easy

Hercules embroidery--out of power; powerless; over-motivated but insufficient; something is wrong

Daliang Jian is used as a civilized stick--overkill

Big dragon does not eat small dried fish- - look down upon

The grass on the side of the road - there are not many with you, but there are not many without you

The electric poles on the road - stand aside

Bricks on the road - a stumbling block

Onions on the road - wasted effort; wasted effort; wasted effort

Big ships dock at small ports - can't get there

The big ship dropped anchor--steadily

Feeding hemp seeds to livestock--not a good material

Making malt sugar--a good material

At the gate Spring couplets--every year

Hung toilet at the gate--notorious

Planting rice on the gate--there is a doorway (rice)

Couplets on the gate --A pair of red brooms

Hang a broom on the door--Sweep the face

Dami's younger brother--Xiaomi

The spring silkworms are sleeping-- Belly full of private parts (silk)

Wrap pancakes with thumbs and eat - eat yourself; bite yourself

Pick ears with thumbs - can't get in

New Year's greetings on New Year's Day - hello and mine; each other and each other; the same as each other

Eating noodles on New Year's Day - changing customs

Eating steamed buns on New Year's Day - Not fragrant

Visiting the house on the first day of the new year - bowing to everyone

The robe on the first day of the new year - you can’t borrow it

Look at the imperial calendar on the first day of the new year --The first time; the first time

We met on the first day of the new year - just say good things

Read the almanac on the first day of the new year - the days are long

There is no moon on New Year's Day - the same every year

The chopping board on New Year's Eve - everyone is busy

The fireworks on New Year's Eve - a riot of colors

Look at the imperial calendar on New Year's Eve - there is no date; there is no day

Bake porridge on New Year's Eve - the New Year's Eve is sad

New Year's Eve More moonlight - first time; first time

A big fat man wearing a small coat - it doesn't fit

A big fat man riding a skinny donkey - it doesn't fit

The big fat man jumps into the well--cannot go deep; does not go deep

The big fat man jumps on the rubber band--soft kung fu

The big fat man grinds the mill--a fabrication ( Belly turn)

The big fat man goes down the mountain - rolling and climbing

The big fat man learns to swim - great buoyancy

The big fat man does a forward roll - rolling ball

The cannon hits a pack of wolves - they scatter in a rush

The cannon's temperament - loves to blast

The cannon shoots flies - not enough capital; not enough Cost-effective; useless; overqualified; wasted effort

The cannon has a bayonet - can deal with both near and far

The cannon barrel - does not turn; cannot turn

Big Be smart and small - add skill to skill

Eat fried beans on a hot day - simply; dry and crisp

Adults do not remember the faults of villains - be magnanimous

Reading the newspaper with a big tongue--vague words; vague

Master beat eggs--break them one by one

Moss and hair on the big stone slab--can't grow

The big stone crushed the toad--I couldn't muster the energy

The big stone sank into the sea--it plummeted

The big stone crushed the crab--it suppressed people with force

大 Basking in the sun under a tree - no distinction between yin and yang

Hang a bag on a big tree - pretending to be crazy (wind)

Floods washed away the Dragon King Temple - one family did not recognize the other family

The flood washed away the Bodhisattva - wonderful (temple)

Fishing sesame seeds in the big water tank - hard to find

Peeling garlic - going deep layer by layer

Garlic mixed with frozen tofu - difficult to handle (mixing)

Garlic sprouts - worrying

Strike the gong with a big hammer - clang; clang clang

Hung calligraphy and painting in the center of the hall - upright

Big head fish (cod) carrying a saddle on the back - running around the world

Making dumplings with a pin - pricking the heart

Hang a sail on your thigh - have a good journey

Put a doorkeeper on your thigh - you are distracted

Put a trademark on your thigh - promote it wherever you go

Big bowl covered with small bowl - manage well

Big net to catch small fish - hard work but no result; hard work but no result

Pulling ducks on a foggy day - whether to go or not Back

Looking at the mountain peaks on a foggy day - it's a blur

The big blind man looked at the notice - pretending to be cool

The elephant was catching a mouse - he was too strong to use it ; Power has nowhere to go

The elephant's trunk - can be bent and stretched

The elephant's butt - cannot be pushed

The elephant's breathing - a two-pronged approach

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Taking teeth out of an elephant's mouth - very courageous; courageous; difficult to handle; so bold; so courageous

Heavy snow falling in the sea - visible, but intangible

The smoker's teeth are black

The smoker pulls the cart - weak; less energetic and weak

Big eyes stare at small eyes - looking at each other

The big-eyed thief meets the barn mouse - the big eyes stare at the small eyes

The wild geese eat lotus stalks - straight necks

The wild geese fly southeast - proudly

The wild geese followed the plane - lagging behind

Uncle and grandpa - only a little bit; just a little bit close

Eating jelly on a cloudy day - don't look at the weather

A shrimp in the mouth of a big fish - can't run away

A man has a big belly - can bend and stretch

A big axis has a small axis inside it - there is something in the words (paintings) ( Painting)

The big characters are missing the horizontal line - pretending to be a person; pretending to be a human being

A big-mouthed crow eating food-a greedy look

A silly girl marries a crazy man- -No one blames anyone

The idiot feels the pulse--can't feel it

The idiot eats a covered cup--there's no way around

The idiot hums a tune--no music

Idiots watching a show - the light picture is lively

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